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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Princess Prowl of Praxus thought there were only two sources of mystery and wonder left in her sheltered life: the stars above she’s made a study of since she was harvested, and the secretive barbarians that live out in the Rust Sea. So when it’s decided that she and Princess Arcee of Iacon should celebrate their engagement by taking a tour of their respective kingdoms, Prowl arranges for their trip to the Praxan coastal city of Hightower to coincide with the Polyhexian trade season…

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    29 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    So Jazz found a tcog, tucked away in one of the abandoned mine shafts, but the problem was- he found a tcog, he didn't earn one, and the mechs in charge would not look kindly on a cogless miner who could transform without their say-so.

    While trying to figure out how to legitimize his new cog, he accidentally got embroiled in way more trouble than he was expecting. Just what was Prowl doing scurrying around Iacon like that?

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    29 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Just a few days ago, she couldn’t have imagined that Cybertronians would even pay attention to something like horoscopes. Heck, most humans treat it as total nonsense and brain fog, let alone highly advanced autonomous organisms from the planet Cybertron.

    But it turned out they not only believed in it — they had their own zodiac system and all that mumbo-jumbo about star-based divination. The Autobots mostly treated it like a kind of entertainment. Like, you read some nonsense like “what kind of tea you are based on your zodiac sign,” laugh, maybe show it to your friends or family, and forget about it.

    But the Decepticons? Oh boy. Those guys took it seriously. At least Megatron did. Though, what else do you expect from a space-addicted satanist.

    Or:

    Miko and the stars are absolutely roasting Megatron

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    24 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    No titan has ever entered the Festivals of the Five - let alone the vicious combats held to honor Mortilus, the Death-Bringer.

    No titan, until Metroplex.

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    21 Aug 2025

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    End of the war comes as a big surprise. Not necessarily a bad surprise, and the war has “ended” before, but that was only in the sense of one side winning, not in the sense of both sides reaching an actual peace. The peace is good, but it’s not great realizing that for everyone involved—you included—somewhere along the way you stopped thinking of the war as something that would ever really stop.

    Still. All for the best. And the whole mess involved in wrapping this thing up and making (some) steps to reintegrate Autobot and Decepticon society is enough to keep everyone running. Even if hostilities are technically over, every medic you know is overclocking their frames trying to keep up with their patients. There’s a nice dose of casualties from that last clash, plus plenty of misunderstandings that keep escalating into violence. You’d hoped to sink back into the background and just get on with doing your job, but somebody had to go spread the word that hey, this is Ratchet, you know, the medic who served with Optimus Prime, and that clever move means that you haven’t gotten a full night of recharge in longer than you care to remember.

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    21 Aug 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 28

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    Takes place immediately post-Empire of Stone.

    Drift and Ratchet are stuck together on a tiny shuttle. Which is a good thing.

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    21 Aug 2025

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    Surrounded by the torrid fiction of his fellow Autobots, Jazz uncovers a Decepticon plot hidden amidst their written fantasies. Can the Spec Ops commander turn this plot of high treason into a narrative...of love? OR Jazz is surrounded by a bunch of perverted writers, and wouldn't you know it, one of them is a Decepticon. (Complete)

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    16 Aug 2025

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    "Very true," Optimus said. "But that was just you dealing with love and war. This is Ratchet."

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    “I mean,” said Bumblebee, “Ratchet’s lying.”

    “What makes you think that?” said Prowl.

    “Uh, hello? How about everything?” Bumblebee waved a hand. “Like, look at the facts! Ratchet has this conjunx that we’ve never heard about, who’s super handsome and also apparently one of the greatest martial artists to ever live? Ratchet? That grumpy old sack of bolts who’s no treat on the eyes either? He has to be making it up! It has big stinking lie written all over it!”

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    15 Aug 2025

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    While foraging for supplies in a recently abandoned battlefield, the Scavengers make a shocking discovery: they find a survivor! Misfire pulls a very damaged, very angry Deadlock from the rubble. Still in denial about the loss of his squad, Krok is determined to save the wounded bot, no matter how much he growls at them.

    The first several chapters are basically providing the backstory for their happy reunion on the Lost Light, many years later!

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    15 Aug 2025

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    Skyfire’s been pining over his lab partner for too long. He could swear Starscream has a thing for him, too, but when they finally get together, it doesn’t go like he expects.

    Skyfire’s always been told the cold constructed were missing something. He just didn’t think it was this.

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    15 Aug 2025

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    Get your mind out of the gutter. The title does not mean that.
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    "I want to begin this meeting with a clarification to end the atrocious rumours making the rounds on my ship," Megatron begins the weekly staff meeting. "I am not in a relationship nor am I secretly spark bonded to Optimus Prime."

    "So he hasn't locked it down?" Starscream says, "ha. Whore."

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    15 Aug 2025

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    The main three concerns on Emily's mind were working her job as an air traffic controller, counting down the days until he maternity leave kicked in, and working through the rough patch in her marriage. And it would all have been relatively simple and easy if it weren't for two giant alien jet robots throwing her airspace into chaos. Thankfully, she found the radio frequency for one of them, so she can tell him exactly how much she hates him.

    (Or: Blitzwing and human air traffic controller have beef and yell at each other.)

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    15 Aug 2025

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    After the Decepticons begin to capture them, Autobot spacebridges are being abandoned. Abandoned space-bridges don't need spacebridge repair crews. Jobless, Optimus ex-prime ends up on a space station, working in a cafe. And then he learns the station is hosting a large conference of warframes

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    15 Aug 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 98

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    When Jazz finds something he likes, he really likes to sink his teeth in.

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    14 Aug 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 36

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    Rodimus has a raging competency kink. And unfortunately for him, Drift and Ratchet are very good at their respective professions. Surely he will communicate his feelings for them in a mature, sensitive fashion? Right?

    Or

    Rodimus: I kissed my best friend but I didn't want his husband to feel left out so I kissed him too. Help?

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    13 Aug 2025

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    Jazz uses a dating app to find some mech to hook up with, but he's also open for something more. However, he's not really prepared when his date turns out to be a cop... And a blazingly hot one at that.

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    13 Aug 2025

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    Deadlock turned back toward Ratchet’s decrepit form. He knelt and pulled something red and white from his subspace. An… emergency medical kit?

     

    Ratchet blinked. “What are you-”

     

    “Shut up,” Deadlock snapped. “Or I'll induce stasis.”

     

    -

    Or, five times Ratchet didn't quite understand Decepticon culture, and the one time Drift explained it to him.

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    13 Aug 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 79

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    Tailgate comes back filthy after a fruitless recon mission and needs a little help getting clean.

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    13 Aug 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 19

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    Ratchet finally gets a chance to get Drift into a real medibay after the Empire of Stone incident. To his surprise, Drift is as interested in him in the medibay as he is out.

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    13 Aug 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 50

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    Taking in the sight of him, his plating is… unfamiliarly unique. It has curves and ridges unlike any other mech he’s ever seen, and now that he isn’t curled in on himself, Tailgate can see that the impalement wound isn’t the only injury he has. On the side he'd turned away and hidden against the cliff, there’s deep scratches gouging through his abdominal plating, sluggishly bleeding thick energon. Said impalement is further down, the metal shoved up under and displacing a piece of leg plating uncomfortably, and—

    Tailgate cycles his optics.

    This mech doesn’t have legs.


    Tailgate is a shore maintenance worker, preventing cliffs from degrading into the Rust Sea. When his coworker abandons him mid-shift, he's ill-equipped to help a mech he finds washed up and injured on the shore, much less when he realizes this is a creature he didn't even know existed yesterday.

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    13 Aug 2025

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