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  1. Public Bookmark 50

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    Taking in the sight of him, his plating is… unfamiliarly unique. It has curves and ridges unlike any other mech he’s ever seen, and now that he isn’t curled in on himself, Tailgate can see that the impalement wound isn’t the only injury he has. On the side he'd turned away and hidden against the cliff, there’s deep scratches gouging through his abdominal plating, sluggishly bleeding thick energon. Said impalement is further down, the metal shoved up under and displacing a piece of leg plating uncomfortably, and—

    Tailgate cycles his optics.

    This mech doesn’t have legs.


    Tailgate is a shore maintenance worker, preventing cliffs from degrading into the Rust Sea. When his coworker abandons him mid-shift, he's ill-equipped to help a mech he finds washed up and injured on the shore, much less when he realizes this is a creature he didn't even know existed yesterday.

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    13 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 84

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    Jazz ain't the smartest guy ever, but man he really beefed it this time. This definitely takes the cake.
    Like, he's beefed it so hard 'beefed' doesn't even begin to cover how badly he's whiffed this one.

    Ya ever get sucked through a wormhole and then immediately just make assumptions and get distracted by a cool guy in a mecha suit? Then ya start dating the cool guy in a mecha suit and then ya realize oh shit that ain't a mecha suit-

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    06 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 76

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    What do you do when you catch the mech you've been crushing on is also crushing on you? You jump him, of course!

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    05 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    In the Unicron Trilogy, Optimus Prime and Jetfire are able to combine into a more powerful form called Jet Optimus. One of my commenters suggested I write a fic integrating this combined form into the G1 cartoon continuity, and it was too funny to pass up.

    The result is a series of very short chapters following the Autobots as they adopt increasingly desperate measures to drive Unicron away from Earth. Crackfic masquerading as srsfic. Not compliant with TFTM.

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    05 Aug 2025

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    Long before the war, Prowl is intent on tracking down and arresting Meister, a joyriding thief causing mayhem in Praxis. Unfortunately Prowl must also deal with the distraction of an arranged marriage to a mech he's never met, Jazz of the tower Chamber Harmonic.

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    05 Aug 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 91

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    Prowl was never human. That's not how the procedure works.

    Bluestreak found his brother's preserved corpse in the depths of Prowl's facility.

    These facts are not unrelated.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    There are reasons why Seekers Trine up in the first place.

    The main one is that a seeker's wing are vitally important to their survival, need intense maintenance, and can't be effectively worked on by their own bearer. Especially on the backside.

     

    Starscream might have been able to fool his own Trine as he slowly drifted away from them.
    And he might have managed to keep his wings and back in good shape while doing that through his inventively.

    But when a rust-inviting wear develops in his wing hinges, other Seekers noticed.

    That was only the start, though.

     

    OR:
    Seekers Trine for many, many reasons.

    And Starscream might have decided that he was above it all, but he really, really isn't.

    Seekers Trine for reasons.

    And Skywarp and Thundercracker need to remind Starscream (and themselves) what these reasons are.

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    02 Aug 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 47

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    For Prowl Week, a series of shorts following Prowl, Two Bit the service cyber-dog, little bitty Smokescreen, and Jazz as Prowl finds a new path after suffering a horrific trauma.

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    28 Jul 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 12

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    Chaos breaks out across the Nemesis, but this time, Rumble is not to blame. Soundwave doesn't know that, though. A manhunt ensues.

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    27 Jul 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 93

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    Nobody expects spontaneous emergence in an office.

    Last of all Prowl.

    Turns out, he's been carrying more than just the stresses of command.

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    27 Jul 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 87

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    Ratchet sighed. “Look, kid, I know you know it takes two or more mecha to generate the energy for a sparkling, right?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Which means, when you think about it, Skyfire needed a partner to produce his bitlet, right?”

    Bumblebee’s frown deepened. “Yeaaah...”

    “And who was it that Skyfire said he’d been flying around with before he got frozen for millions of years, hm?”

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    27 Jul 2025

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    The Festival of the Five has come around again on Cybertron - it's time for the Challenge of Adaptus and Lockdown is determined to be the Champion and claim Prowl as his mate, regardless of Prowl's feelings on the matter. When Jazz finds out what the bounty hunter has planned he enters the race to stop him, and maybe win the chance to confess his own feelings to his long-time friend.

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    27 Jul 2025

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    “Nice shot, man!” Jazz yells, Bebop’s speakers carrying his voice.

    The mech blinks at him and scowls. Which, wow, okay, it has a face. Mouth, eyes, a nose—the works. Well, one of the eyes isn’t lit up, but still. It can blink! Jazz couldn’t even get the clearance to have Bebop’s visor display emojis, and not for the lack of trying. Meanwhile, this guy gets a whole, expressive face and—holy shit, are those teeth?

    ———

    Inspired by the wonderful AU keferon's cooked up. Go check them out on tumblr.

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    26 Jul 2025

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    Prowl could have been having a much worse day (75%.)
    Prowl could have also been having a much better day. (43.8%.)

    Overall, his day was approaching ‘not great.’

    You could make a case for said ‘not great’-ness starting when he first accidentally warped into an experimental Quintesson weapons base with violently angry little foot soldiers that seemed to have a love for biting at anything they could reach, but Prowl really considered it starting when the unfamiliar mech limped at unsafe speeds into the desecrated room with him.

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    26 Jul 2025

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Ways in which Jazz from keferon's Mecha Pilot Jazz AU could figure out the Cybertronians are the mechs instead of pilots inside them. (and vice versa)

    (The chapter subtitles list was getting too long. I'm moving the first 20 to the actual chapters.)

    21: A derailed discussion
    22: Before I figured out Megatron
    23: Life of the party
    24: Diplomatic immunity
    25: Tactically
    26: Being too cute (added a detail to notes Sept 12 2025)

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    26 Jul 2025

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    Autobot Spec Ops Commander Jazz catches data analyst Prowl in the act of murdering his incompetent boss. Prowl expects to be arrested and imprisoned. Jazz, as usual, lives to defy expectations.

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    26 Jul 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 29

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    It wasn't like he was surprised, for all Prowl was an intelligent, kind, hard working and selfless spark, he was also a hot tempered, stubborn aft who was very much of the opinion that the goal was the end all and be all, never mind the losses on the way.

    He was also a mech with more than a few exes, and Jazz was no longer wondering why.

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    26 Jul 2025

  18. Public Bookmark *

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    Jazz’s visor reset in surprise as he finally saw the sparkling. It was a small grey mechlet with red chevron and probably blue optics—hard to tell, they were white with static right now. His doorwings—doorwings!—drooped sadly as he hugged his knees and sobbed. A Praxian sparkling! Rusted pit, Praxus fell but five vorns ago and there were only three Praxians left!

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    23 Jul 2025

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    When Soundwave is delivered into Autobot hands, he brings disturbing information to light. While the 'bots struggle to cope, Megatron will stop at nothing to get his Communications Officer back.
    And Starscream is hiding something...

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    23 Jul 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 10

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    Three Sentence Ficathon prompt - Any, Any 4+ Characters, an odd but loving sedoretu

    They made a complex chemical equation, but most of the time they fell together all right.

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    21 Jul 2025

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