Phoenix_Write



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    Rules of Cannibalgagement

     

    1. This is not lolfoundation, the butterflies are anomalous and that's about it. The purpose is to create homoerotic funnies, but also to point out something missed about foundation characters ( specifically in the eyes of djk): Gay people exist. Cannibalism manndraki is a canon with a message about people at its core.

    2. Mann and Kondraki must be dating or have dated in the past, this is to torment author clef (affectionately). It doesn't need to be super explicit, its just a Thing.

    3. Kondraki must have gotten 7408. This is because that article fucks... so much.

    4. Mild (extreme) crack is encouraged.

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    A currently on going series about ruining all your relationships before the end of the world. A tragedy in 4 acts.

    Opening Scene: Nothing Left But Us Ghosts - A short piece inspired by a discussion with friends, that eventually inspired ACT 1. Consider it a prologue.
    Act 1: These Walls Have Mold in Them - Gears invites Clef into his house with initially good intentions.
    Act 2: Every Wrong Choice - Draven asks himself where he went wrong.
    Intermission: ???
    Act 3: ???
    Act 4: ???

    These acts will be written and posted out of order, and you can really pick and start anywhere you want.

    Bonus scenes - Stuff that's not part of the mainline canon
    Moldhouse 2 NOT CLICKBAIT - Basically a shitpost inspired by my friend Andrei's metaphysical fish, not canon

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  5. Summary

    A series about Are We Cool Yet? and Dr. Kondraki, inspired by SCP-7408

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  1. Public Bookmark 99

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    Circumstances send the protector of Hallownest to a strange new world. Hornet can handle things, probably.
    Thousands of cycles after her little friend leaves, Moon is ready to talk to pretty much anyone who'd listen.
    The two might find more support in each-other then they've realized they needed.

    Or: The undeniable chemistry between a bug and a gigantic continental-sized supercomputer.

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    05 May 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Dr. Myriad and Agent Ukulele spend a peaceful night together after a mission gone wrong.

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    20 Feb 2024

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    Some legends are told; for that is, of course, how they become legends in the first place. Some legends prevail over the test of time, outlasting their subjects for years, centuries, even millennia. Some legends, however, are not so lucky. For one reason or another, these legends become mere stories scattered through time; rumors at best, and entirely forgotten at worst.

    This is the legend that was not told, until now. This is the true story of the man known today as the Evil Magistrate—but what history forgets is that he, too, was once a man like any other. He loved, and lost, and at the very end where it mattered most, he too fought for great justice.

    Or: Miles Edgeworth decides to write fanfiction.

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    03 Feb 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    Eden isn't a place, it's a state of being.

    Assorted accounts of SCP-166, and how she may or may not be able to end the world.

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    30 Dec 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    I still get dreams. Dreams of the revolver's chamber clicking,

    its sound echoing.

    (The author's, who considers the massive taglist above a sufficient summary, magnum opus.)

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    26 Dec 2023

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