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Arthur sputtered. “I-I’m not sure that’s wise, I mean, no — I —”
Merlin interrupted. “That sounds like a good idea to me! No offense, but you guys are pretty useless against magical opponents.” He threw a smile at Lancelot that the Knight returned. “I mean, what’s the use having the most powerful sorcerer in the world on your payroll if you don’t use him?”
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5 times Merlin tells Arthur he's the most powerful sorcerer in the world, and 1 time Arthur believes him.
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Ariel rescues a prince from drowning, but what now?
"I gotta see him again, tonight! Scuttle knows where he lives! I think… I’ll swim up to his castle, then splash around a bit to get his attention. And then we’ll-”
And that's what she did - setting off a chain of events where a mermaid gets with a human, a witch or two worm their way into royal households, and magic makes everything more complicated.
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A Breach of Contract (A Breach of Trust) by Sarf
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Oct 2022
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It was bad enough that Zhongli's long-buried enemies would decimate Liyue for nothing. It was bad enough that the Tsaritsa had been planning to break their contract all along. It was bad enough that he hadn't seen it coming.
It was already bad enough.
However, what may have been even worse was that now, he had to confront Childe in the Golden House himself.
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When Ariel took the throne and began her introduction to the world outside her kingdom, she appeared human to those who met her. At least, at first.
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Throughout the known universe, humans have the reputation of being absolutely impossible. They come from an impossible planet, consume impossible substances, and survive impossible circumstances.
There is only one agreed upon fact about humans. Never threaten the ones they bond with. Nothing could be more dangerous. -
The Student or the Master? by Madame_Beret for RainbowsMagicAndShit
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
02 Apr 2026
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From a prompt on Tumblr
"As Arthur and the rest of Camelot get more comfortable with magic, Arthur makes a decision. He’s tried teaching Merlin every type of weapon out there, and he’s hopeless with every one of them. But, Merlin still insists on coming with him on dangerous quests. So, Arthur decides to have Merlin try his hand at magic so he has some sort of self defense"Bookmarked by Sarf
11 Apr 2026
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won my bride in a poker game by Prim_the_Amazing for ephemeral_lynn
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Sep 2021
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He peers between the branches at the spiderweb, gently pushing some away to get a better view. He wonders what kind of spider it is, if he can catch a glimpse of it. There aren’t that many types in England, but--
Oh. He doesn’t spot the spider, but there’s something else trapped in the middle of the web. A large moth, its wings splayed helpless and immobile. As he watches, he sees its legs wriggle ineffectually in the air. It’s a surprisingly pitiful sight, making Martin’s heart unexpectedly wrench a bit for the poor thing.
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Martin saves a moth from a spider. He doubts that this decision will have any sort of serious repurcussions.
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08 Apr 2026
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A collection of stories about the strangeness of the human species, as seen through alien eyes, starring one ridiculous human child.
(If these stories look familiar, I posted them on reddit a few years ago, and also two of them have been "conventionally" published. They are mine, though, I did not swipe them! :D)
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A story of prison planets and first contact and humans stubbornly making friends with the scariest aliens on the block.