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Housekeeping by CuriousL8e
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 全职高手 | The King's Avatar (Live Action TV)
11 Oct 2026
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Harry Potter walked away from the wizarding world at twenty and spent four years as the night housekeeper for the Blue Rain esports team, leaving notes under mugs and never once being seen. When what’s left of the Death Eaters finally find him, he throws up a shield to protect the building, and the Hallows have their own ideas about keeping him alive.
Now Blue Rain is trapped in an unfinished zone of the game they play for a living, and the guild hall that keeps appearing around them seems to be looking after them. It makes congee. It darns socks. It makes ducks, by accident.
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10 Oct 2026
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Blaise Zabini chairs the St Mungo's Benefactors' Ball. Harry has been put in charge of the place cards. Everyone feels very sorry for Blaise.
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10 Oct 2026
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Harry Potter and company must face new challenges as they head towards the Triwizard Trournament. The Houses must come together to face the threat of the Voldemort, the Ministry, and the growing instability of the nexus while the world around them swirls with uncertainty. Love, danger, and politics is more than a 14 year old should ever have to carry.
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- Part 3 of Merlin's Seat
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10 Oct 2026
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Percy Weasley was sent to Grimmauld Place to find reasons to hold up a house-elf's tell-all memoir. He found eleven errors, nine of which were his. Now he's colour-coding the footnotes, the old families are panicking, and Chapter Nineteen is being saved for last.
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10 Oct 2026
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The Valiant Dead Don't Have Health Insurance But A Checkup Couldn't Hurt by bmouse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Mar 2026
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Dragging your six or seven hundred year old fairy coworker to a medical checkup really ought to blow a lid off that whole ‘pretending to be human’ thing. Luckily, with his unusual upbringing, Illuga wouldn’t know normal if it bit him in the ass.
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14 Sep 2026
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for every failing sun, there's a morning after by ranbinary
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Aug 2026
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For as long as he can remember, Dan Heng's skin has been bare.
He supposes it makes sense. Who would want to get close enough to Imbibitor Lunae for their presence to leave a Mark on his life?
or: in which Dan Heng learns how it feels to have soulmates
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07 Sep 2026
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"What do you want from me?" Aventurine snaps.
What does Ratio want from him? Ratio recalls an earlier thought. He wants the man.
"More than you're willing to give, it seems."
Aventurine sends Ratio looking for a file in his desk. Ratio finds his will instead—and, inside it, himself listed as a beneficiary. The money is the least interesting thing Aventurine has left him.
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04 Sep 2026
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The Kenobi Memo Club by warpgirl9
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
17 Oct 2026
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Shipwide Memo 209-F: Comms Brevity, or How Not to Narrate Your Own Heroics
Channels are for information, not memoir. Use callsigns, locations, and verbs. Do not broadcast: “I’m going in, this is it, tell Waxer—” Save that breath for moving.
Examples:
• Good: “Gold Two, south stairwell blocked, rerouting east.”
• Bad: “Sooo anyway—” (anything that follows “so anyway” is not brevity.)Regards,
General Obi-Wan KenobiP.S. If you can exclaim, you can exhale. Do the latter first.
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Obi-Wan’s hilariously passive-aggressive memos inspire a cult following aboard the Negotiator—part safety manual, part stand-up routine. When a newly assigned Jedi adds a simple addendum—“Remember your humanity”—the words spread across decks, battalions, and hearts, reframing the voice Obi-Wan didn’t know he was writing in.
Celebrating the small, boring acts that keep people alive.
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- Part 3 of Orange & Gold
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04 Sep 2026
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‘I’m afraid I don’t actually know what “home” means.’ Kaeya said, making Klee gasp in shock.
That was not the answer she had expected, especially not from someone as smart as Kaeya. He looked sad too, which made her think perhaps something bad had happened to his home. Perhaps someone had damaged it, or kicked him out, or he didn’t know how to get back in. Despite her better judgement, she asked him as much, and hoped it wouldn’t be too painful for him to think about.
Kaeya refused to meet her eyes at that particular question, though he didn’t seem to be looking at anything in particular.
‘I guess you could say I’ve lost my way there.’ he explained, before seemingly remembering something. ‘Actually, at this point, I don’t even know if there’s any home to return to at all.’
After hearing from so many people what their homes meant to them, Klee could hardly imagine what kind of pain Kaeya must have been feeling upon having that taken away from him.
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Or: Klee asks people what "home" means to them. Upon learning Kaeya has lost his way back to his, she shows him how to get there.
(Or: Klee has more emotional maturity than Kaeya and Diluc combined, but she's happy to help.)
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17 Jul 2026
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The Mondstadtan Election Debacle by Sapphire363, via_the_cryptid
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jan 2026
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Every three years, Mondstadt holds an election to determine who will be the next representative of the people’s interests on the ruling council alongside the Knights and the Church. Unfortunately for him, this year’s winner is Venti.
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15 Jul 2026
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There’s a cat lounging on Kaeya’s doorstep when he comes home from work that day.
Kaeya’s steps slow to a stop, and he stares at it in mild astonishment.
“Well,” he says. “Hello there.”
Kaeya gets a cat.
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- Part 2 of genshin fics
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15 Jul 2026
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When Khaslana had decided to desert the Antimatter Legion and take the young twin Stellaron bearers with him, he had mostly done it out of defiance. This isn’t his first act of rebellion against his “benefactors,” but it certainly is his most egregious one, and he doubts that he’ll be so easily forgiven if and when they manage to drag him back into their fold, as they always have done.
He only hopes he can give Caelus and Stelle a life far, far away from Destruction before that time comes.
Because over the course of their time on the run, he has grown to cherish these two innocent children, who greet a monster like him with the purest of adoration.
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In an alternate universe where Amphoreus was always real, the Antimatter Legion invaded and destroyed it, and Khaslana was turned into a Lord Ravager against his will. When he's given the task to nurture Stelle and Caelus, children who bear Stellarons in them, he flees with them instead, taking them under his wing and trying to raise them to the best of his ability.
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03 Jul 2026
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Rocinante had rehearsed what he would say to Law, when they finally caught up with his new crew. He’d gone through scenario after scenario, an old habit borne of Sengoku’s coaching to first combat his paralyzing childhood anxiety and later to survive among his brother’s crew.
None of the scenarios he’d prepared for had involved a lanky youth in a hat taking one look at him and going white. “Shit!” he blurted, scrambling to his feet.
They had also never involved his redheaded companion throwing the wrench in his hand directly at Rocinante’s head. “Take that, you feathered FUCK!”
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22 Jun 2026
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an unfortunate change in genre by abralhugres
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
22 Jul 2022
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a regresser and a transmigrating reincarnator face the horrors of a romance novel together
Put less succinctly, in one of the many parallel worlds that mirror one another in the upsettingly complicated universe there was a different book by Nelan Barrow. The shifted events that fall like dominos create a significantly divergent plot with some remaining core elements. Due to this differing but mirroring circumstances, Cale Henituse is offered the opportunity to regress rather than transmigrate. He just wasn't anticipating having a new brother upon doing so.
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- 60/60
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06 May 2026
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A retired marine gets roped into raising Gol D. Roger's kid, and every time he looks away, the kids increase. He's not paid enough for this shit. Actually, he's not being paid at all. Goddammit Garp.
Probably won't be written chronologically.
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15 Apr 2026
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who can grow me a new brother by Beastrage, OswaldThatEndswald, Triscribe
Fandom One Piece (Anime & Manga)
27 Sep 2026
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Shamrock runs away from the Bad Timeline and tries to get himself into his twin's good graces in the worst way possible
Now with bonus characters and consequences!
And as of April 18th, Beast has entered the chat
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13 Apr 2026
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your memory seems like a living thing by minkhollow
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 May 2021
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The celestial/infernal fallout of the Apocanope did not end with two botched executions, as much as Hell and (especially) Heaven would like that to be the case.
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03 Apr 2026
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Bethel was here by Infinitely_Zero
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
30 Mar 2026
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The sky is clear, birds chirping happily at one another, a flock of flying fish soar through the sky and one of them slaps Roselle in the face.
He doesn't respond to the hit, a despondent expression on his face.
Roselle is being followed. There was no other explanation.
"Uhh, Captain?"
"FUCK YOU!" Roselle suddenly explodes, pointing at a sign that looked a lot like an Oak Sign from Minecraft that was written on with three simple words as if it had not only cuckolded him thrice over but also fucked him twice and stolen his hair:
'Bethel was here'
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Bethel is to Roselle's adventuring era what Freud is to psychology- Language:
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02 Apr 2026
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Lock in Time to Cry by I_Dance_2_Silence
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
01 Jan 2026
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This is the most aroace smut I have written in my LIFE. There's like 2 lines of sex the rest is all Klein having an aroace crisis about sex. Lots of crying and naked cuddling while crying.
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29 Mar 2026
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Hedge!Jedi AU by Dandalf
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jango Fett Open Seasons (Comics), Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Legends: Tales of the Jedi (Comics), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
14 Dec 2025
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This series explores two intertwined narratives: the adventures of time-traveling Obi-Wan and the reactions from the core, particularly the Jedi. It presents a Jedi-positive perspective but challenges the traditional notion of Jedi training. The series questions the importance of time in training versus the impact of experiences on a Jedi's potency. Drawing on examples from Legends, canon, and games, I posit that the skills of a Jedi could be taught to adults/teenagers in a relatively short time. It’s the mastery of self that would take the most time, and ultimately why the late-modern Republic’s Jedi training started with children.
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04 Mar 2026