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Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Oct 2026
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18 Oct 2026
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Home is a Time and the Clock is Missing by Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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Ryland Grace is not going to be one of those *crazy* time travellers. He has more sense than that. He can totally fix things and get back home and nobody will ever be the wiser. The Acting thrum would be so proud of how well he is pulling this off right now.
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Ryland Grace is a time traveller. He's also the world's smartest idiot. The rest of the team on the Vat is totally gonna let him fix things, but honestly, how stupid does he think they are?
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18 Oct 2026
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Snapshots: A Collection of Shorts from the Kiss Me Kill Me Universe by letters_of_stars
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Sep 2026
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Every tale has another point of view. A companion collection of stories for Kiss Me, Kill Me, Eyes on Me, featuring Alastor's side of events, bonus chapters that didn't make the final cut, and the author generally having fun with her own sandbox. Check out the original fanfic here!
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- Part 2 of Kiss Me Kill Me
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17 Oct 2026
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“I’ll fight her for your soul.” Vincent pulled his head back to be able to frown up at Alastor. “Whenever we end up in Hell, I’ll fight her and get your soul back. I promise.”
...or so he once said.
Okay, well, Vincent is dead now. Dead, with a television for a head and a bunch of tangled memories, but at least he's reunited with Alastor, so everything is going to be okay now, right? They're pretty much unstoppable! Alastor was the most notorious serial murderer the United States has ever known and Vincent Whittman was a television icon and accidental activist (don't ask), so the plan is simple:
1. Beat up this Rosie woman.
2. Live happily ever after in eternal suffering.
That's all there is to it. Hell's monarchs and overlords and rebellions and the politics between realms have nothing to do with them. Not. Their. Problem.
(How is it that everything inevitably becomes their problem?)Series
- Part 3 of Kiss Me Kill Me
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16 Oct 2026
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With Lucifer’s return to the Pride Ring, the other Deadly Sins were bound to take notice. When Asmodeus stops by the Pride Ring to visit the Morningstars, the Vees are able to make a deal to host a pop-up shop of the incredibly popular Lust Ring establishment, Ozzie’s, bringing it to the Pride Ring for the first time.
When Vox and Alastor both attend the restaurant’s opening night, long repressed sparks fly, forever changing their relationship.
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- English
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- 16/16
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08 Oct 2026
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Have The Time Of Your Life by jadepataki for strattfender
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Apr 2026
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Eva Stratt can't sleep. Ryland is worried about her. They resort to the good old method: sex.
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07 Oct 2026
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Turn up the Radio, the Television is too loud by TinkTea
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
23 Jun 2026
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And they were… swaying.
Dancing.
“No.” Vox breathed after a moment, horribly quiet. “No— you were in love with me. I—”
"I wasn't." Alastor’s breath hitched, head still angled low. “... I wouldn’t have chosen to love you. Ever."
The words stung them both in different ways.
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Post-Season-Two: Alastor and Vox's hard-won partnership came with all the strings attached that they expected... and then some. As new problems arise, with their relationship and lives in the balance, Alastor's and Vox fight to prevent their love from being torn apart by others... but can they avoid tearing it apart themselves?
Neither of them really ever moved on from the past. Now they have to survive the cost of not dealing with it sooner.
In short: Alastor and Vox being very complicated.
If you're looking for a meaty story that walks the line between radiostatic, radiosilence, staticsilence and 'help me' this is the fic for you.📻
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- Part 2 of (Probably angsty) Helluvaverse fics ♡
- Part 1 of Turn up the ____, the ____ is too loud
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03 Oct 2026
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I Want to Hold Your Hand by Kordyceps
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
13 Sep 2026
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I snort. It's plain he's just being facetious, but I call him out on his bull-puckey anyway. "Me?! You're the one who threw the first punch—er, pillow—here, buddy!"
I try yet again to squirm out from under his grasp, but he holds firm, the hand on my bicep restraining me just that much tighter. My face feels strangely hot—must be from the heat of Rocky's body permeating through the suit. But why the heck is my heart beating so fast?
"Because Grace become sleep dumb, obvious," Rocky dismisses. His musical trills have pitched down into a low, vibrating thrum that reverberates across every point of contact between us. I shiver at the sensation, at the way I'm pinned there, at the heavy, warm weight of Rocky's body pressed against mine. My pulse quickens further, blood rapidly rushing both to my face and down south to my—
Oh God.
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The one where Grace is acting Strange™️ and Rocky uses the scientific method to deduce why.Series
- Part 1 of Abbey Road
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27 Sep 2026
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Young love. It is consuming, exciting, dangerous even. Alastor and Vincent are no exception to this. Their college romance spirals into something sweet, but also dangerous.
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26 Sep 2026
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Alastor’s grip tightens, his nails digging into Vox’s skin and earning a wince. “What did you do?”
Vox’s nose scrunches up, and if he still had a flatscreen for a face he would no doubt have glitched. “What did I do?” he exclaims, his head lifting off the floor. “Why do you think I did anything?”
“Because there is no way in all of Hell that I would’ve…” he trails off, and he hopes that Vox can’t tell that his face is heating up. “No, this has something to do with you and you need to let us out. Now.”
“How would I even do this? I’m not the one with weird reality warping powers, you freak.”
Alastor stares, waiting.
Vox eventually speaks. “Look, can we just talk about this? I don’t know if we’ll regenerate if one of us kills the other and I really don’t want to test it out.”
And that… was an excellent point.
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Alastor and Vox have found both themselves and everyone around them stuck as humans in some sort of warped world. Now it's up to the two of them to break them all out of it.Sure hope they don't discover any repressed feelings along the way.
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22 Sep 2026
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I'll bandage up your body (and your bones and your bad days too). by HenlyesTales
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Oct 2026
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"[What is 2 + 2?]
I pay no mind to the feminine voice, instead trying my best to look at where I am. It is a small room, with walls of a dull shade of grey, almost white in places. It feels… stripped of any character. Am I in a hospital?"
Or Eva Stratt decided to join the Hail Mary Crew, but upon waking up she has no recollection of who she is or where she is. And the only other survivor seems to be in the same predicament.
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12 Sep 2026
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Pre Purchase Agreement by Mechabot
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 May 2026
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A human Alastor attempts a new ritual with a strange glowing tablet. It summons Vox, the Broadcast Demon. Recognizing a once in eternity opportunity to reshape fate and claim Alastor’s loyalty, affection, and soul before it ever slips away. He offers a deal. There’s just one problem...Alastor gets sent to Hell with Vox. Being in Hell is not ideal when you're still alive. But if you're Vox, its perfect when that human has the soul of the demon your hopeless obsessed with.
TLDR: Human Alastor accidentally summons Hell and then goes to Hell. Human Alastor ends up in Hell, Vox becomes obsessed with Alastor...but as a human.
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- 65,051
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- 15/16
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11 Sep 2026
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“I’m bored!” Angel Dust slumped backwards onto the bar, narrowly avoiding his cocktail.
“And you come to me for entertainment, of course,” Alastor said. “Did you have something in mind?”
“No. Too bored to think.”
He hummed, the vibration carrying through the air. “Can you sew?”
Angel gets bored, Alastor teaches him how to sew. Radiodust if you want to read it that way, but no actual romance. You don't need to read the first fic to understand this one.
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- Part 2 of Alastor Can Sew
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- English
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- 30,237
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- 11/11
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01 Sep 2026
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The silence stretched between them then, thick and awkward. Not because they had nothing to say; because they had too much. Too many questions neither wanted to voice first. Too many unspoken rules from Hell suddenly meaningless here.
Vox finally stood, joints cracking in protest. Annoying. Stupid human body. “Look. All I know is we woke up like this. On Earth. Together. With all our memories and none of our powers. So, congratulations, deer boy, you’re stuck with me.”
Alastor pinched the bridge of his nose, inhaling sharply through his teeth. “Let me get this straight. I have been forcibly deposited into a mortal vessel, next to you, with no warning, no explanation, and no immediate means of escape?”
“That’s the gist,” Vox said.
Alastor stared at him.
Then laughed.
Or Alastor and Vox find themselves trapped in Purgatory with human bodies.
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- Part 1 of part-time soulmate, full-time problem
- Language:
- English
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- 345,164
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- 30/30
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08 Aug 2026
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The Blurry Line Between Nuisance and Opportunity by MrEvilside
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Aug 2026
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A month after Vox’s failed takeover of Heaven, Alastor asks him to meet at their old rendezvous.
Little does Vox know that this is a––date?!
Vox tells himself he only wants to find out what Alastor is up to, and thwart his plans. Alastor thinks he only wants to take advantage of Vox’s obsession with him.
They both get more than they bargained for.
From Part I: ‘I would have indulged you, you know?’ Alastor commented, not bothering to acknowledge Vox’s need to “attend to actual business”. ‘If you’d been honest with me that day.’ Alastor surged forward again, as inevitable as a tidal wave, until his mouth was once again close enough to make Vox’s breath catch. ‘But you chose to feed me one of your silly little lies and ask me to become business partners.’
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07 Aug 2026
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Forget And Forgive (In That Order) by Dancingdog
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
21 Aug 2026
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After Vox gets his head ripped off, he suffers short-term memory corruption, conveniently forgetting the past seventy years. Lost in this new Hell and surrounded by people he doesn't recognise, Vox ends up at the Hazbin Hotel and is relieved to find his best friend, Alastor, is also staying there.
Alastor doesn't buy it and sets out to prove that Vox is manipulating him, but after a while, he starts to realise that Vox isn't playing a game and that he might have a second chance with this happier, younger version of his picturebox. So what if he has to bottle up the crippling anxiety and trauma of Vox trying to permanently kill him via angelic cannon? He can deal with the nightmares as long as he gets to have this version of Vox.
Of course when Vox's memories return, he neglects to tell Alastor. And everything gets messy when Alastor finds out.
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- English
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- 79,517
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07 Aug 2026
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Getting away with murder is a form of art in and of itself, and like all art forms, there are unwritten rules that one must follow to truly become a master. But what happens when these rules are broken?
Alastor Hartfelt and Vincent Whittman are both serial killers, but they don’t kill for the same reason. After working as a radio host for two decades, Alastor received a job offer so prestigious that he has no choice but to leave his beloved city of New Orleans behind. There he encounters Vincent, a rising star in the world of television and the most insufferable man he’s ever met. The two entertainers (and serial killers) quickly fall into a high-tension workplace rivalry.
They stay like that for months, until an unexpected series of events leads to them bonding in ways they never would have seen coming.
In a tale that spans thirteen years, follow along as these two serial killers are thrown into a life of suspense, heartache, longing, and love, and maybe even become better people along the way.
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- Part 1 of The Art Of Murder
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30 Jul 2026
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The morning after.
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22 Jul 2026
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This series takes place in the All These Engagements (MurderMedia) AU. It's a series of stand-alone content that won't fit into the actual AU itself.
Let's be honest here, it's a lot of fluff and a lot of smut. And there's probably some really good art involved. Enjoy!
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22 Jul 2026
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And Home Followed With Us by ajsmellslikebooks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 Aug 2026
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Ryland Grace wakes up in space... and he's not alone.
All three members of the Hail Mary wake up en route to the Tau Ceti system. One of them doesn't know who he is. All the answers they need are here for them to find, deep in interstellar space. They just don't know it yet.
- Language:
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- 127,059
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- 30/?
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22 Jul 2026