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The Prince's Pet by TheBobblehat for BackshotsByNanami
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
11 Mar 2026
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For the past five hundred years, Krypton has successfully spearheaded the colonization and reeducation of twenty six alien planets. Lorded over by the Royal House of El, Krypton's forces have just declared victory over their 27th conquest. The planet X9Y-BH91, otherwise known as "Earth."
As a representative for the planet, and potentially a candidate for the new world order, the Earthling Lex Luthor has come to Krypton with a peace offering; a small selection of humans as gifts. One in particular is promised to the oldest son of the House of El, Kal.
But Kal-El's pet is not docile, not subservient, not obedient. And for a prince considered soft to the touch, Kal's pet proves to be one hell of a problem.
As for Bruce Wayne, a man who has lost everything--his children, his wealth, his home--no measure is too drastic to escape the planet Krypton. When sheer force does not work, Bruce decides he can seduce his master into a false sense of security before killing him in his sleep and jumping ship back to Earth. A fool proof plan.
Or at least, it would have been... had he not fallen in love with Kal-El in the process.
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Prequel to ODE TO A FARMBOY
Alexander "Lex" Luthor grew up behind bars of a gilded cage, and never really left its confines. After the death of his father, Lex inherits the majority of the Luthor Estate, and begins many different business ventures, one of which happens to be Luthor Corp Media. While running LCM with an iron fist, Lex finds himself challenged by a broad-chested, young man from Kansas who doesn't seem intimidated by his wealth or power. From that moment on, Lex finds himself obsessed with this goodie-two-shoes from the sticks, and decides that he must have him.
And if he can't have Clark Kent, then no one will.
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- Part 1 of SuperBat -- No Capes AU
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What's Red and Black and White All Over? by TheBobblehat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Feb 2026
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LILAC LOVE 1.5
Now that Tim and Conner are finally official, Conner is determined to make their first time as magical and memorable as he can. But for all his bravado, there's still so much to learn about life and love.
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- Part 4 of Lavender Husbands
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Yellow and Green make Pink by TheBobblehat
Fandoms: Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DC Comics
19 Dec 2025
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Spinoff of AN AMETHYST ENGAGEMENT
With the wedding of the century come and gone, John Constantine returns to his life in London, healing from the trauma of Ra's al Ghul's imprisonment, all the while missing the unlikely friend he made in Talia.
One night at a pub, Talia inexplicably joins him for a drink and a game of billiards. Knowing that it could be his only chance, John offers Talia a nightcap, and they return to his flat to finally get a little alone time.
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- Part 6 of Lavender Husbands
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An Amethyst Engagement by TheBobblehat
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
15 Dec 2025
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Sequel to A LILAC LOVE
Bruce and Clark are officially engaged, and the Waynes are wasting no time planning for the big day. In the meantime, Damian returns to school, which gives Clark ample opportunity to begin integrating himself in Damian's life as his new father figure. That is, until they're paid a visit by Talia al Ghul, who intends to sway Damian back into the League of Assassins under the orders of his grandfather.
Things are made even more complicated when a certain chain-smoking, cockney wizard shows up at the manor with terrible news. As it turns out, experimenting with Brainiac's aether without a failsafe can come with some unpredictable results.
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- Part 5 of Lavender Husbands
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SuperBat -- No Capes AU by TheBobblehat
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
10 Feb 2026
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Lavender Husbands by TheBobblehat
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), DC Comics, DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
07 Feb 2026
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When Clark Kent is brainwashed by a new strain of kryptonite, he believes that Bruce Wayne is his dearly devoted husband. As any evidence of the contrary could kill him, Bruce needs to play along, and ends up opening Pandora's Box.
Now they are taking the leap for real, but it's hardly smooth sailing. Between supervillain plots, revenge, and parent-teacher conferences, the World's Finest heroes may not be up for their most challenging fight yet.
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Love and Life in Kamuracho by TheBobblehat
Fandom 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
26 Nov 2021
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This is the direct fanfic collection that was the basis for: LOVE OF A LIFETIME, a free Kazumaji ebook (trying to figure out where to list it since my last place is now charging for it w/o my permission). Each subsequent fic after the excerpts is in chronological order, starting from Kiryu's time in high school, and ending in 2019
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- 156,273
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Good Omens Therapy by TheBobblehat
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Aug 2023
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with the light shining in your eyes by TheResurrectionist for januariat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
17 Aug 2024
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Post-Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #4: Bruce and Clark come down from being fused together.
Bookmarked by TheBobblehat
29 Aug 2025
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Poem about Crowley’s relationship with Aziraphale. Post season 2 and inspired by another fic.
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30 Jul 2025
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Challenge: Slowvember 2022
Prompt: Farmer's MarketStede finds something Ed wished had remained hidden.
Modern AU: The Camera Loves You, Baby.
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Bookmarked by TheBobblehat
13 Nov 2022
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Eddie is renewed when the trail is stronger as he nears the breakroom. He is almost certain that the thing he craves is just behind a door and number-punch lock. Eddie hurriedly presses in the code but he’s fumbling. It beeps to indicate the password fails. He tries again, it beeps, fails.
Eddie is about ready to rip the goddamn door off its hinges, doing everything in his control not to, because he could easily- when it opens, just before he attempts the passcode again.
Standing before him is the source of what is currently causing him to unravel. It blinks at him, eyes at about level height with his own.
Hazel is a color he never considered much before, but now, it sucks some of the breath from Eddie’s lungs.
It makes no sense, but he can only find himself thinking of the hues of the sunset he so loves, and how these eyes may be able to stand rival.
Captivating.
Harrington.
*AU. Eddie is a PA at Hawkins Memorial Hospital, and Eddie is a bit more than human. He’s come to find life a bit mundane and buries himself in his work. That is, until a new EMT enters Eddie’s emergency room and his blood smells like nothing Eddie has ever known.*
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Bookmarked by TheBobblehat
16 Sep 2022
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“Look, I’m just asking, okay? Not– I don't mean anything by it. But, uh.” His eyes darted back and forth, then he leaned in close to Steve. Steve had gotten used to that, kind of. The guy had no concept of personal space. “Are you flagging?” Eddie finally finished.
Steve shook his head slowly, eyes narrowed. He had no idea what that meant. He had no answer. “What?”
Eddie leaned away from Steve, facing forward again and nodding. “Okay, got it. That answers my question. Carry on.”
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A (mostly) innocent question leads Steve Harrington on a journey of self-discovery, friendship, sex, and romance.
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Bookmarked by TheBobblehat
11 Sep 2022