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How to get your dad a boyfriend by UltimateBassist
Fandoms: Paper Mario Series (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
01 Jun 2026
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The Sea Captain has some friends he'd like his dad to meet, hoping to help him fix his isolation from being alone on Autumn Mountain for so long.
So what if he has some ulterior motives for bringing the Oarsman to Mushroom Island? The Craftsman was lonely too!
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- Part 13 of Bassist's Toad Stories
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You know that I don't want you (And I never did) by UltimateBassist
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
08 Mar 2026
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Craig seeks out Octavio as the Great Turf War comes to an end, with the hopes that they can sort things out.
Octavio isn't as ready to do so as Craig had hoped.
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Captain T. Ode, a legend? by UltimateBassist
Fandoms: Paper Mario Series (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
26 Jan 2026
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Sea Captain Toad has a regular routine: avoid anyone who wants to tag along on his ship, visit his father from time to time, just anything that he can do alone. Now, he doesn't know what to do when he gets stuck with a strange man who knows not even an ounce of English, and sticks to his side despite not understanding a single word he says. And now, this man wants to join him as he sets out to sea, bringing along with him a weirdly accurate sea chart and secrets that he might not be ready for.
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- Part 12 of Bassist's Toad Stories
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Mr Grizz has recently been taken down, and Craig decides he needs to thank Octavio personally for what he did.
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Octavio learns about the events of Octo Expansion, and also learns he may still have some feelings for a certain inkling he didn't know he still had.
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Bassist's Toad Stories by UltimateBassist
Fandom Paper Mario Series (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
01 Jun 2026
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I absolutely LOVE the toads in pmtok! There isn't enough content about them so I'm just writing some (not very good) stories. My tumblr account is 'ultimatebassist' so you can also check me out there :D
(Also please don't mind my super inconsistent writing- I'm still trying new things so alot keeps changing)- Words:
- 59,662
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Where Were the Meta-Knights? by purblegaymer
Fandoms: Hoshi no Kaabii | Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
23 Jan 2024
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As funny as it is to say that the knights spent all their off-screen time watching the chaos unfold on TV (or as logical to assume they were working on the Halberd), I’m sure many of us were often left with the same question: where were these elusive guards during all of that?
And that brings us to “Where Were the Meta-Knights?”, a series of (mostly) lighthearted one-shots featuring everyone’s favorite mysterious swordsmen through missing scenes and post-credit clips.
Surely something happens beyond their allotted five seconds of screen time, right?
Bookmarked by UltimateBassist
22 Feb 2026
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When Shawn Spencer is struck by lighting, everything changes. Now he's stuck with real psychic powers and the realization that the world is a lot bigger then he first thought. What else is there to do but solve crime and goof off with his best friend?
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Bookmarked by UltimateBassist
14 Jan 2026
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A month ago, Maxwell Callachan was suddenly thrust out of his peaceful life in England. The culprit? His father's work. Something about a client overseas. Of course, there was no way Max would be able to stay in England by himself, and, before he knew it, he was saying goodbye to friends he had known for decades and giving a cautious greeting to the mystical Sunrise Land.
Now, he finds himself attending his new school, which just so happens to be Ryouou High School. Now completely alone, Max has to charge head-first into the unknown and pray he comes out unscathed. Though, he's always been a big overthinker. For all he knows, the end result will most likely be leagues better than any nightmarish scenario his brain conjures up.
Maybe he'll come to realise a thing or two. Who knows?
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Works set within the same continuity as DERMATOLOGISTS HATE THEM! Discover the Secret to Becoming Young Again with These Easy Steps!
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- 179,181
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Bookmarked by UltimateBassist
09 Nov 2025
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Completely forgot about this series but I read it ages ago and it's still so good omg GO READ!!!!!
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Mystery Work
Part of :/
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by UltimateBassist
27 Jul 2025