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    Floyd couldn't help himself. Goldfish was too precious after all.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Floyd’s pouting face did little to assuage his anger as he swam around in rapid circles, tail whipping through the water with a force that reflected how utterly furious he was. Ordinarily, he might have beheaded someone by now. He might have yelled and stomped his feet until his face turned red, tyranny be damned. But in his current state, even that simple form of catharsis was lost to him.

    After all, goldfish didn’t exactly have feet.

    25/12/2025: This fic has undergone an overhaul. Please check the end notes under each chapter for the changes.

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    03 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 23

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    Floyd Leech is not usually the type of person who stays interested in one thing for long—for a lifetime, even.

    He has never been good at staying.

    But love, Floyd learns is staying anyway. It does not need grand declarations or carefully chosen words. Sometimes it is simply showing up, again and again, even when it would be easier not to.

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    01 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 41

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    After a week of gruelling exams, Riddle dreams of one thing: the Valentine’s Day Strawberry Tart at the Mostro Lounge. But when it’s sold out, his brief hope crumbles—and things get far worse.

    Far worse.

    A story of desserts, dread, and one utterly relentless merboy who refuses to let him live in peace.

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    01 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this was highkey peak tho i did NOT expect the ending dang

  5. Rec 44

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    Deuce groaned, dragging his hands down his face. “This makes no sense. I don’t get it! I visualised the cauldron perfectly! The weight, the shape, the impact—”

    “And Ace,” Ruggie added.

    “And Ace,” Deuce echoed on instinct, then froze. “…wait.”

    Ruggie’s grin widened.

    “No,” Deuce said immediately, “No, that’s not—yes, Ace was there, but only because—because he always is! He’s loud! And red! And—”

    “And you just so happened to summon flowers and candy instead of a cauldron.” Ruggie finished.

    Deuce opened his mouth, then closed it.

     

    — there’s something very wrong with deuce’s favourite summoning spell, and he has no idea what it is :(

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    01 Feb 2026

  6. Rec 44

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    Consumed by guilt after Jamil's Overblot, Kalim makes a desperate decision: if his dependence is what shackles Jamil, then he will stop needing him, even if it means destroying himself in the process. Jamil wanted freedom, but he never expected the price would be watching Kalim fade away, little by little.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Potter is clearly loosing the plot, and Draco can't understand why no one is doing anything about it. Slowly, he starts to intervene. It starts with tea late at night, and grows into something more.

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    17 Jan 2026

  8. Rec 10

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    There, on the balcony—where Sugarfly was certain no one should be—lounged the only cupid she'd ever known. Curled up catlike against the wall, Pavlova Cookie regarded her with a disdain so sharp it practically dripped from his lashes.

    She blinked once. Twice.

    Still there. Not a dream, then.

    Which meant—

    Pavlova Cookie was here.
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    In which a certain cupid pays the butterfly a visit, at the dead of night.

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    16 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ahsdhsjdnnsdkennx

  9. Rec *

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    Five times Draco Malfoy 'offered' Harry Potter a drink, and one time he didn't.

    Eighth year Hogwarts shenanigans, featuring Harry and Malfoy falling for each other over the course of stealing wine from the Hogwarts kitchens whilst dodging Mrs Norris' kittens, cheating at Quidditch, huddling for warmth with inconvenient interruptions by Mad-Eye Moody, drunken snogging at other people's weddings, first times and far too much firewhisky, and very inappropriate use of Veritaserum...

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    13 Jan 2026

  10. Rec 72

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    Six times Draco Malfoy sauntered into - and upended - Harry Potter's day, in an absurd magical disguise. With no ulterior motives. Of course.

    And one time Harry finally recognised exactly what was going on.

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    13 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so cute, my loves

  11. Rec *

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    Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.

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    08 Jan 2026

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    GRYFFINDORS. Go up the marble staircase and left, and keep travelling in that general direction; you’ll want to be going towards your left, because Gryffindor Tower is on the easternmost side of the castle, and you’re coming from the north/north-west. Once you reach the second floor, you can take a short-cut! Concealed behind a tapestry is a narrow staircase to the upper floors...


    A guide for people writing fic set in Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, who want to know where everything is, a first-person walk-through, written as if a Prefect is handing out pamphlets to all the poor ickle firsties. ^_^’ 


    ( Includes a map I made, back before the new illustrated editions came out when we still had no official guide, based on JKR's. )

    ( UPDATE: now includes a rough map of Hogsmeade! )

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Two years after the war, and Harry’s content with his life. OK, so it’s a little annoying that he keeps winning Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor award, and he’s really not looking forward to the unveiling of an enormous gold statue of himself, but he loves his friends, and he loves being an Auror. And if he yearns for something more, something he can barely bring himself to think about, well, he’ll probably get over it. No one’s happy all the time, are they?

    But then everything changes, and Harry’s thrown into a new and dazzling world he’s not sure he can actually escape from. And as time goes on, he starts to wonder: does he actually want to?

    AKA the one where Draco is a - sort of - Muggle pop star (it's complicated)

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    04 Jan 2026

  14. Rec *

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    Draco Malfoy is up to something. Something evil. Because he’s certainly not mixing drinks in Muggle London for the good of anybody’s health now, is he?

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    04 Jan 2026

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    When Scorpius and Al take their parent's rivalry to a whole new level, Hogwarts is forced to intervene. Or, how Harry and Draco went camping, encountered mud, and managed to survive with all their limbs intact.

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    04 Jan 2026

  16. Rec *

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    When Draco Malfoy goes missing, in the most peculiar of ways, frustrated Auror-in-training Harry Potter goes on a search for his absentee enemy that leads him to Muggle Japan – and to a mystery that will take more than magic to solve.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.

    But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?

    Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.

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    04 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i might have laughed my head off in the beginning, the comedy is just so ONPOINT

  18. Rec *

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    cockblock (vulgar, slang)
    verb: to impede the romantic or sexual advances of a person (usually a man) towards another

    cockblockhead (vulgar, slang)
    noun: a person (usually a man) who unintentionally cockblocks themselves
    see also entries for: self-sabotage, absolute idiocy, Harry James Potter

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.

    When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?

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    03 Jan 2026

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    Everyone always forgets about the Merpeople. So did Harry until the day his, Lee’s, and Hermione’s Portkeys land at Reagan National Airport’s Arrivals dais. He’s just had to leave a job he loves and pack his entire life—literally—into his luggage. Then Malfoy and his subplots arrive, and suddenly, saving the world again, one Mermaid at a time, sounds like the perfect excuse to do something he’s always wanted.

    The one with mermaids and DC.

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    03 Jan 2026

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