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    Totally not an excuse to play around with the idea of God, everything in this series will take place in the same world as the first work, "God is Dead (and we killed Her)", where instead of giving Adam a chance to reset the world God does it Herself.
    Warning, I am an atheist and see the Judeo-Christian god as an interesting concept to play around with, so don't read if that makes you uncomfortable.
    However, if you love Good Omens precisely because God is a woman and her servants are incompetent and unangelic then this will probably be very entertaining for you.

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    A man named Cas wakes up in 2003 with no memories, but he's able to piece together a few things:

    Supernatural creatures exist, and most of them will hurt innocent civilians if he doesn't stop them; he has abilities that no human hunter should have, but he knows enough about human hunters to keep that to himself, and finally; he keeps running into another hunter named Dean Winchester, who must be as lonely as he is if he's willing to put up with those former facts long enough to help Cas unravel the mystery of who (or what) he really is.

    For his part, Dean's still (not) dealing with Sam's departure to Stanford, and figures distracting himself with a bit of mystery and intrigue is as harmless as it gets, right? Right.

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    14 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    one night in 2005, jess' boyfriend sam goes off with his brother after two years of radio silence. while he's gone, jess narrowly avoids being killed by a yellow-eyed demon. she demands answers, and the winchester boys have one or two.

    her run-in with the yellow-eyed demon changes the course of her life. she finds herself on the road with her boyfriend and his brother, searching for their father so they can find the demon who killed their mother-- and almost killed jess.

    this fic is COMPLETE! and the sequel is also complete! keep an eye out for the spinoff ♡♡♡

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    29 May 2021

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    “We’ll send you back. Back to the beginning.”

    Or, post Season 11, Episode 23, Chuck and Amara make Dean a one time offer: a chance to go back to before he reunited with Sam in Palo Alto and set things straight.

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    10 Apr 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    Everyone says that slytherin and hufflepuff friendships are the best. Aziraphale agrees, he just wishes Crowley would stop getting into so much trouble. Crowley has no intention of stopping causing trouble, he does however intend to stop getting caught.

    1st-7th year

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    17 Jun 2020

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    A Hogwarts Ineffable Husbands Professor AU requested by some lovely folks on twitter!

    Hogwarts Librarian Azira Fell and Herbology Professor Anthony J. Crowley get into the rhythm of a new year at Hogwarts. However, two decades after the second Wizarding War, trouble begins brewing yet again. The two wizards are sourced from contrasting backgrounds with bad blood between them- Crowley belonging to a notoriously dangerous pure-blood family of Death Eaters and Azira the child of a Muggle and a Squib. It falls to the pair of colleagues to navigate the dangers plaguing Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. Unspoken feelings and hidden histories complicate the matter.

    *** Update as of 6/8/21: while this fic is not completed, it's at a very good pausing point if you have any interest in reading. I do hope to get back to it, but it's on hiatus for the foreseeable future. ***

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    17 Jun 2020