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Local Twink Pisses Off Professor And Gets Assigned Deadly Internship by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
11 Jun 2023
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Luke has a bad habit of getting in over his head.
Yeah, he’s aware of it; he just tends not to care since he can almost always get himself out of it again.
But... Assistant Engineer to Lord Vader, The Executor.
Luke was so kriffing screwed.
AKA
Rebel Spy Luke Skywalker immediately gets assigned to the one guy who can read minds
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- Part 36 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
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- English
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- 1,320
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- 1/1
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- 9
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- 91
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- 3,029
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20 Mar 2025
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You're a Sweet Little Headache by stormwalkers
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
13 Nov 2022
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“So you know how you trust me?” she asks innocently, throwing an innocent braid over her innocent shoulder.
“Unfortunately, yes.” Ekko narrows his eyes. “What are you thinking?”
Jinx scoots closer to him and says matter-of-factly, “I need you to give me a hickey.”Jinx has a business proposition for Ekko. What are best friends for, right?
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- Part 1 of Timebomb modern AU shenanigans
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- English
- Words:
- 6,794
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 1
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- 106
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- 2,835
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03 Feb 2025
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Kelsi Anderson's Closet (and the coming out thereof) by n00dl3Gal
Fandom: Total Drama (Cartoon), Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race
14 Feb 2025
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Stories about Cody realizing she's a trans girl and coming out, and everything that comes with it.
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31 Jan 2025
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Roy has to bring Phoebe to work during Sam's first pre-season with AFC Richmond. She's immediately drawn to Jamie, and Sam watches in shock as his workplace bully has an enthusiastic, earnestly sweet conversation with a six year old girl.
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20 Dec 2024
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Brad Bakshi knew about the true nature of mice.
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18 Dec 2024
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experimental marital statuses and postmortem karma by readandwritesilver
Fandoms: Community (TV)
20 Feb 2021
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“In addition,” Mr. Stone says, as they all turn back to him “I am prepared to leave Troy Barnes my remaining shares in the Hawthorne Wipes company, currently valued at 14.3 million dollars.”
The study group gasps. Jeff sits forward in his chair, and they all glance at each other.
“On one condition.”
Troy frowns.
“He must be married. If at the time of my death, he is still unwed, he has fourteen days to do so. Otherwise, the funds will be turned into gold coins of equivalent value, and my corpse will be dug up so they can be buried alongside it”Series
- Part 9 of Community episode rewrites
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13 Dec 2024
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It all started with a casual comment and ends up with Annie thinking about being in relationship with Abed. What starts as an idea becomes an obsession and only taking extra credit can possibly fix this.
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10 Dec 2024
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Annie has a crush on another student in her Spanish class. She comes up with the idea of studying together so she can spend more time with him. It doesn't go quite as planned.
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09 Dec 2024
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“Look, just leave it alone, okay?” begs Annie, looking around the study table. “Abed and I don’t have to explain ourselves to you, we’re just two friends who enjoy acting out romance movies together. It doesn’t mean that we’re in love.”
“Exactly,” agrees Abed, matter of fact. “Being friends with Annie is like being friends with myself, but instead of self-esteem falling out of my butt, it’s love.”
“Awesome,” says Troy.
“Eurgh,” says Jeff.
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09 Dec 2024
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Derek Venturi, new addition to the New York Rangers, has a girlfriend, Casey McDonald.
Or maybe she's his sister.
No. No, probably girlfriend.
Huh. Well, she's definitely his sister or girlfriend. But which one?
Five times people wondered what Derek and Casey's deal was, and one time someone just asked.
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19 Nov 2024
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The Tale of Tim Drake The Super Ordinary Kid and His Defiantly Real Uncle Eddie by DecaffeinatedApollyon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
27 Aug 2024
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Timothy Jackson Drake is an ordinary kid.
So when his parents died, he did what he thought appropriate and fabricated a fake uncle to look after him and be his sole caregiver.
Except when the Waynes start snooping, Tim decides that the responsible thing to do is enlist The Riddler's help to pull off his master scheme.
Oh, and his biological father is Bruce Wayne, who is also Batman.
Perfectly ordinary, right?Series
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04 Oct 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
stories i wish were 10000k long i would sell my left kidney to see how this continues but even at the length it is is a perfect story
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Home Alone: Christmas at Titans Tower by Miss_Lazy_Tuesday
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
17 Dec 2022
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Tim is nine. Well, apparently he’s supposed to be fourteen and Robin (so cool!) but he’s nine right now because of a wizard. Batman left him alone in Titan’s Tower because he needs Tim out of the way while he deals with some new crime boss in Gotham.
And now a mysterious bad guy in a red helmet has locked down the Tower from all outside communication and is trying to get in. Tim doesn’t remember being Robin, but he’s going to have to get Robin-y in order to defeat this enemy on his own.
Luckily, the Tower is full of so many interesting toys….
Inspired by the Christmas masterpiece Home Alone.
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- English
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- 6,498
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- 1/1
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- 18
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- 472
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26 Jun 2024
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Family You Made (Go Back, Do it Again) by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
23 May 2022
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He’s nine again– nine and new and knows so many things now so rather than try to go back–
He thinks he has the chance to make things right.
The bright blue trainers he puts on are a pair he hasn’t worn in forever, something he never thought about after he grew out of them (will grow out of?) a year from now, and sets off into the night and into the rain.
The plan he has in his brain is not really a plan, moreso just a couple of half thrown ideas and maybe five steps into building back the life he had in the most painless way he could.
Maybe, he thinks, maybe this plan can start off with the family he misses– because he’s sixty and most of them too injured or too old or too dead–
Call him selfish but he misses them. He would rather find them than get himself back into that lonely existence he called a life before he woke up at nine.
Dick makes do because that’s all he can do really.
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Dick gets sent back in time, but don't worry, he's got this. (Probably)
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- English
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- 50,847
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- 1/1
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- 562
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05 Jun 2024
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Homecoming Gift by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
13 May 2024
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The situation was easy to understand. Red Hood was Jason Tood, returned from the grave. Jason Todd couldn't come home because Joker was alive and Tim Drake was Robin so... if Tim Drake killed Joker then that would leave Robin open for Jason to come home and claim right? Now if only the Joker would actually die in all the death traps Tim had set up.
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- Part 15 of Ace's DC Works
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- English
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- 6,770
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- 1/1
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- 97
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04 Jun 2024
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Go Ahead and Bite Me, Nibbly! by YaBoyGuzma3
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
28 Oct 2023
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Richie Lipschitz has done something impossible: got someone to watch anime with him. And not just anyone, but a very pretty pink-loving new student in town. Developing feelings for them rather quickly, Richie is more than willing to risk the wrath of the bullies to be with them. But there's something about his all-pink partner, from the way he talks, the things he can do, and how they never seem to feel full. In the face of pressure from mortals and immortals alike, and people going missing to boot, can Richie keep this new slice of his life safe, and can his friends unravel the mystery that is "Neffy"?
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17 May 2024
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Surprise sibiling by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
29 Feb 2024
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“She is an exceptional warrior. She's fine,” the child said. Who knows how much he really believed it or how much it was a lie so as not to think the worst.
So. Small child injured and alone in Gotham, with no one to rely on except Tim himself, and a mother who was missing and probably dead.
Now, a person with common sense would call the police. They weren't great, but at least Commissioner Gordon was good – not to mention he was Batgirl's father! – and he would definitely protect the child from evil ninjas.
However, Tim didn't have any common sense.
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- English
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15 May 2024
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Riddle this for me by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
22 Mar 2024
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“...don't be too sorry, I'm sure that after your tragic death, Batman will find someone worthy of…”
The Riddler didn't finish his sentence: he was hit by a stone on the head.
The person responsible was a small child – seriously, he was tiny, Jason could have picked him up and put him in a pocket – with a camera around his neck.
He had his face scrunched up in disgust and shouted, "He's a great Robin! You're just jealous!”
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15 May 2024
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Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?
Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”
From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.
Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.
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- English
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- 116,468
- Chapters:
- 12/?
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- 3,497
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- 16,402
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- 318,737
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15 May 2024
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The rogues really aren’t sure what to do about this gremlin of a child that keeps showing up on Gotham’s rooftops.
Harley Quinn: Hey kid? Why ya in the Bowery at 1am?
Tim: Um… homework?
Harley Quinn: ...
Tim: …
Harley Quinn: …
Tim: …photography homework?
Harley Quinn: WHERE ARE YA PARENTS????Bookmarked by bodies_will_decay
14 May 2024
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Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.
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- Part 1 of Nite's Fairy Tales
- Language:
- English
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- 45,200
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- 12/12
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- 1,266
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25 Mar 2024