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Sir Lancelot and Pippin by columbo

Fandoms: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
28 Dec 2025
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Sir Lancelot is quick to the aid of the one who sent a distress call! Based on a scene from the movie.

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Invincibun by columbo

Fandoms: Invincible (Image Comics)
09 Nov 2025
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My alien OC's experience in the Invincible universe, after its spaceship crash lands on Earth. Mainly focuses on Cecil Stedman. Currently reading the comics and having a fun time plotting this along as the story progresses!
(tags will be updated as more things are introduced)

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Worthy by columbo

Fandoms: Fantastic Four
03 Sep 2025
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Doctor Doom tells his subordinate what he didn’t realize they needed to hear.

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Ripper Rabbit by columbo

Fandoms: Fantastic Four, Marvel
05 Aug 2025
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What was once a crazed villain gets taken in by the Fantastic Four...

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Hiding by columbo

Fandoms: X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024)
16 Jun 2025
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Beast had never encountered Lucky so downtrodden before. And unfortunately, they were hiding from him...

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Columbo's drabbles by columbo

Fandom Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (2005), The Paternoster Gang (Big Finish Audio)
13 Aug 2024
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350

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Yes, Mr. Tanner! by columbo

Fandom The Portable Door (2023)
22 Jul 2024
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Oscar and Niles stories by columbo

Fandom Doom Patrol (Comics), Doom Patrol (TV)
23 Oct 2023
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Lavender Silk by Palas_Writes

Fandoms: Hairspray - Shaiman/Wittman & Shaiman/O'Donnell & Meehan
21 Mar 2021
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Just a small and cute one shot I did randomly out of my love for these two :)

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16 Jan 2022
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Scars by flashforeward

Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
10 Mar 2016
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Illya and Napoleon talk about scars.

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16 Jan 2022
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nail polish by orphan_account

Fandoms: Askewniverse
26 Dec 2021
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Jay gets addicted to painting nails and forces Bob to let his nails get painted on.

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23 Jan 2022
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You Look Like You Run A Failing Coffee Shop (And Spoiler Alert: You Do!) by SeraphNeedsSomeHelp

Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice: The Musical
16 Sep 2022
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Lydia Deetz wants some extra cash and maybe a hobby outside of photography, so she picks up a job at the local coffee shop, owned by Adam and Barbara Maitland.
(I can't guarantee I'll update this very often, but I will try.)

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17 Sep 2022
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Jett Reno: Candy Stylist 🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬🍭 by spiritinthespacebar

Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Discovery
08 Aug 2021
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Fan comic: Jett Reno chooses candy for her crewmates to try.

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27 Oct 2022