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Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
07 Nov 2021
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So, it didn’t start out like this.
Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
“ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.
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24 Dec 2023
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don't just stand there and scream while the rodents loot the pantry, bro by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking)
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 May 2021
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“Wait,” Dave says, squinting. “Hold the front door over here, but like, not too open because we don’t want these lil shits getting in and eating all the walnuts we’ve got in here, too.”
“The only reason we have walnuts is for the jackpot, and if they can plan a heist to get them from inside, they more than deserve them,” Dirk tells him. Which? Is completely irrelevant, and the kid’s gotta let go of the whole ‘if they do crime and get the thing then they deserve it.’ Lalonde would call this a prime teaching moment, so Dave goes for it.
“Listen, it’s only deserved if they don’t get caught and if we don’t send them to, Christ, I don’t know. Squirrel jail or something.”
“You’re going to inflict horrors of the US prison-industrial complex on these poor animals?”
No squirrels were harmed in the writing of this fic.
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26 Sep 2023
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Its Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long insulting conversation about how you're still single? Well, look no further!
I am a 26 year old felon with no high school degree and a bedsit full of robotic body parts. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on how much hair product I use. Im a freelance technician and work late nights at a bar fixing sound equipment for terrible musicians. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.John finds the perfect prank to pull on his dad for Thanksgiving.
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27 Apr 2023
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26 Mar 2023
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Tommy is alright, he thinks to himself, trying to calm his distantly racing heart. Tommy is alive and well. Tommy is Spiderman. Techno is not freaking out. All of these can be factually true statements.
or, a step by step guide on what to do when you find out your little brother is Spiderman: by Technoblade
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- Part 13 of Anything and Everything
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08 Feb 2023
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None So Blind by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Mar 2016
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They say when you assume you make an ass of you and me.
Matt wishes that the Avenger's assumptions about his seeming inability to read the written word did something as benign as making an ass of him and them. Being called illiterate shouldn't hurt, not when he knows he's not, and it's not like he can tell them the truth.
Not that the truth would make much difference. He's just going to have to grin and bear it.
If he can.
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28 Jan 2023
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The Mortal Boyfriend Experience by andy_aguecheek
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan
17 Dec 2020
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Percy finally has a friend who is completely and entirely normal. Someone around whom he doesn't have to be a demigod hero. Carter Kane is about as mortal as they come, and Percy intends to keep his secret from his new friend for as long as he can.
Carter finally has a friend entirely unrelated to the magical side of his life. Someone he doesn't have to share with Sadie or save the world with. Percy Jackson is the furthest thing from a magician, and Carter is determined to keep Percy very separate from any and all mythology.
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Or: Two idiots try to protect each other from the dangerous magical aspects of their double-lives without realizing that the other is just as wrapped up in crazy mythological stuff as they are. And maybe they end up falling in love somewhere along the way.
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28 Jan 2023
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Four vigilantes walk into an elevator by Ididloveyou_once
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 May 2021
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‘Stop right now. Or I’ll bite you.’
Jason wavered but he still inched closer.
‘I will bite you, Jason,’ Tim promised, ‘come near me and I will bite you.’
‘No biting in the elevator.’
‘Silence, Richard! I am eager to see how this progresses.’
Or: The batboys get stuck in an elevator and it goes just as badly as you’d expect.
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28 Jan 2023
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Technoblade and Tubbo had a mutual understanding.
It started with Tommy.
It started with a tiny sixteen-year-old with brown floppy hair and a sword too big for his body cornering Techno in one of the many alcoves of Pogtopia and demanding to know his intentions toward his best friend.
“I don’t know where you came from,” the kid hissed, the tip of his blade level with Techno’s heart. “But I don’t trust you. If you think for even a second that just because Wilbur’s going off the rails you can do whatever the hell you want with Tommy, you’re sorely mistaken.”
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In which Techno and Tubbo really don't like each other, but can get along when it comes to protecting Tommy and Ranboo. Also, Techno is invited to the beeduo wedding.
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- Part 6 of Fay's DSMP fics
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28 Jan 2023
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21 Jan 2023
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"Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.
"Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."
"No, I'm gonna bite you."
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SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.
Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.
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05 Dec 2022
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24 Nov 2022
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When he ends up ditched in Atlanta after a fight with his dad, Tim decides to do the only sensible thing: Tell no one and make the 800 mile journey back to Gotham on his own.
Because the "call Batman when you're in trouble" rule only applies when he's Robin, right?
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24 Nov 2022
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Batstream by RandomReader13 for Ginevra_Benci, MousesizeDragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2022
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“I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
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Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect.- Language:
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24 Nov 2022
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Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.
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- Part 1 of It's the end of the world as we know it
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09 Nov 2022
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09 Nov 2022
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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07 Nov 2022
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a day that ends in y by deniigiq
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Nov 2018
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“Take the fucking dog,” he told them.
“Mr. Murdock, you’ve had a very difficult life,” they told him, “And there is no shame in using support when you need it.”
“I know. I have a fucking stick,” he told them. “So take the goddamn dog before I poison it.”
(Matt gets a guide dog and struggles to cope with it, but not in the way he expects to.)
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09 May 2021
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who knew the stork still made house-calls by tyziia2 (ClockworkDinosaur)
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Apr 2020
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Your name is Dave Strider-Vantas, and you just found a baby on your doorstep. What will you do?
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09 Jan 2021