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    Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”

    Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”

    “Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”

    Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”

    “We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”

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    21 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    Shane is an artist whose muse is The Man he always sees in his dreams. Imagine his surprise when he comes home from work and finds his statue missing, and The Man on his couch.

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    20 Sep 2026

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    Their eyes met once more, but Ilya didn’t look away this time. He lingered on Shane, his eyes heated as they traveled down the length of Shane’s body slowly before coming back up to his face. Ilya wet his lips with his tongue, eyed Shane for a beat more, and then went back to his sketch. Shane’s body flushed hot again and he swallowed hard, desperately hoping his blush wasn't visible.

    Shane couldn't believe it when Professor Johnson announced there was only five minutes left. As hard as it was to concentrate on not getting too flustered, it still felt like nothing as he sat there and watched Ilya sketch. He was sure he could pose for hours and never grow tired or bored so long as he got to watch the thoughtful furrow of Ilya’s brow and the delicious purse of his lips as he focused on his work.

    or, Shane and Ilya are college students that meet when Shane volunteers as a nude model for Ilya's art class.

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    20 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    The sixth grade class this year was a fucking nightmare.

    Ilya wasn’t usually the kind of teacher who liked to label an entire group of kids as anything, because kids are all unique and individual and there was no accurate way to describe an entire class using just one word. He still stands by that, mostly, except this year seems to be the exception because he only needed two words for this group of gremlins: fucking. Nightmare.

     
    Ilya Rozanov teaches sixth grade social studies at Reid Middle School. Shane Hollander teaches eighth grade social studies next door. Together, they’ve been tasked with creating a mentorship program between the sixth and eighth grade classes in an attempt to curb some truly outrageous sixth grade behaviors. The only problem? The two men can barely tolerate each other at the best of times, and October in a middle school is not that. And, there’s the added layer that they both are stupidly in love with each other, because they REALLY don’t know how to go about anything the easy way.

    OR: Two middle school social studies teachers discover they are just about as emotionally mature as their students. Yay frontal lobe development!

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    20 Sep 2026

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    Atelectasis: the partial or complete collapse of a lung due to inadequate alveolar inflation

    How do you fix what you broke?

    (Or: the Cens are a team of professional hockey players. They've got tenacity and audacity.)

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    20 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander is in a slump. As the captain of arguably the most dominant team in the NHL, he couldn’t afford to have off days, but lately, he just couldn’t seem to pull himself out of it. The pressure was finally starting to catch up. So, when his friend stupidly suggests that he needed to get laid, he knew realistically he just didn't have the time...so he goes onto a porn site instead.

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    Shane Hollander can't relax, Ilya Rozanov, without knowing, helps him out.

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    19 Sep 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 31

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    or: shane hooks up with someone new that shares some not so positive feedback on his kissing, leading him to come to ilya with a very official google survey

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    19 Sep 2026

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    "It's nothing..." Shane mumbles again

    "Is something" Ilya states like it's the most obvious thing known to mankind. Shane will never understand how he's so easy to read.

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    Shane feels insecure about how loud and responsive he is in bed when he’s with Ilya.

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    19 Sep 2026

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    Someone’s posted a shaky video from the stands, just behind the whole altercation. It’s close enough to catch the snarl on Rozanov’s face as he charges up the steps. He’s so pretty, Shane thinks faintly. The video starts too late to show what set him off, but it catches the tail end of what the man is yelling, the things he's saying about Shane, before pivoting to calling Rozanov a cunt and bitch and a pussy instead.

    Rozanov drops his gloves for Shane. He wishes he could just be grateful, but it feels a little bit like the end of the world.

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    19 Sep 2026

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    In which Shane owns a bakery and Ilya eats so much bread that he triggers a gay awakening.

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    19 Sep 2026

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    “Do you have a budget?” Shane asked once, early on. 

    Ilya looked at him with such patent confusion that for a moment Shane thought that he didn't know the word in English. Then Ilya said, “No, Hollander. I do not have a budget,” voice dripping with disdain.

    “You really should,” Shane said, parroting the line he’s heard from his parents so many times before. “It’s important to manage your finances.”

    Ilya just rolled his eyes.

    -

    Or: how Shane and Ilya rectify their very different attitudes towards money.

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    19 Sep 2026

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    A teenage Ilya arrives at an elite six-month development programme already planning to kill himself.

    Shane keeps accidentally interrupting his suicide attempts because he’s obsessed with rules, routine, and following proper protocol.

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    19 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the (lonely) golden boy of hockey, trying to decide what's best for his future.
    Ilya Rozanov is a (lonely) grad student and part-time waiter, having left the hockey world due to injury and Russia for his own sanity.

    They meet in New York, and fall in love.

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    19 Sep 2026

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    What is it like to secretly have an X account where you post videos of yourself jerking off or shoving something up your ass…

    and your best friend’s older brother finds them?

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    18 Sep 2026

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    shane craves the kind of intensity that his happy, long-term relationship simply cannot provide. ilya lives next door with his boyfriend, and wants shane anyway.

    (or, two couples! one apartment building! and infidelity!)

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    18 Sep 2026

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    On February 17, Ilya goes through with his plan to break up with Shane.

    On April 18, the MLH announces an expansion team in Arizona.

    On June 21, the Phoenix Coyotes draft both Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, who were left unprotected by their teams.

    On Monday, Ilya decides he doesn't want to live anymore.

    On Thursday, Shane asks if he wants to drive to Phoenix with him.

    Huh.

    This is a love story.

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    17 Sep 2026

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    The omega was strong, and Ilya knew that people had paid to break him, for the rush of seeing something beautiful and tough crumble at your hands. The satisfaction of the submission sweeter when you had to work for it, and there was no doubt that he had taken a lot.

    Bruises bloomed on his skin in shades of red, purple and yellow. There were swells and bite marks littering his skin everywhere except under the collar protecting his glands, because a mated omega would be useless for the club. But it was the blood smearing his thighs that had Ilya swallow down the bile rising in his throat.

    Ilya is a depressed police officer with dull senses and a broken dick. Shane is a feral sex trafficking victim. Together they help each other heal.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    Shane keeps getting random packages sent to his door for an Ilya Rozanov. Problem is - he has no idea who that is.

    It's really frustrating. Lucky for him when they do meet, Ilya Rozanov is a tall, blonde, gorgeous model.

    Hm. Less frustrating.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    Shane accidentally steals Ilya’s jacket. And he just decides to... not give it back.

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    16 Sep 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 71

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    "Jane", Ilya Rozanov's girlfriend, has left him right before a Montreal vs Boston game and Ilya is NOT DOING SO WELL. Cliff Marleau is worried (and so oblivious.)

    Cliff has two viruses on his phone, probably, and many, MANY apps... Most of them he has forgotten about. One of them, an app that records people sleeptalking, proves to be a key into Ilya's heart-wrenching dreams about the woman who has broken his heart.

    Or, Tuna Meltdown to Shane's accident from Cliff Marleau's POV. And a secret fourth chapter.

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    15 Sep 2026

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