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After a French notary contacts Rey to inform her she's inherited a house in the Drôme (France), she decides from one day to the next to quit her job and move there.
The house is pretty secluded, there's no service, no internet, no way to reach other people aside from the landline in the living-room.
Ideal conditions, by her standards, as those theoretically should allow her to be perfectly alone.
Theoretically.
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- English
- Words:
- 83,664
- Chapters:
- 29/29
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- 1
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- 2,267
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Bookmarked by emthirteen
08 Feb 2022
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Mesmerising.
Unrelated: now wish to move to France. Learning French in preparation -
The Proposition by rummy_cat for EvieChris
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
07 Jan 2025
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A series of unfortunate circumstances leads to Sansa, a senior in college, taking a job at Stag Enterprises, the company run by her "uncle" Robert. Only she won't be working with Robert, she'll be working with Stannis as his Executive Assistant.
Awkwardness, angst, hilarity, hurt, hope, good days, bad days, simmering sexual tension, and eventual simmering smut.
If I achieve my goal, you will do the following throughout this fic: Laugh. Cry. Cringe. Oh, and yell at your phone/tablet/PC screen hoping that Stannis can hear you.
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Zugzwang by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
05 Mar 2020
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Rey is a thirty-year-old trash heap who drunkenly orders a husband online. He shows up and refuses to leave.
DISCONTINUED
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- English
- Words:
- 19,725
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 469
- Kudos:
- 1,195
- Bookmarks:
- 179
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- 22,484
Bookmarked by emthirteen
30 Jan 2022
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🤍🖤🤍🖤
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Spilled Ink by ElegyGoldsmith
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Myst Series, Old Kingdom - Garth Nix
23 Nov 2021
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“I’m sure it was an accident, but accidents are costly. My resources, my time — those aren’t things to be squandered.”
“I’ll be more careful in the future, sir,” Rey mumbles, abashed.
The Professor studies her carefully, until she’s writhing in her own skin. This is more agonizing than one of Unkar’s backhands, standing here as he weighs her. “I’m sure you will. And to make sure that lesson sticks...”
He leans back in his chair, spreading his bent knees, and nods to his lap.
“Lie here.”
Rey is purchased by Linking Book-maker Kylo Ren to assist in his search for a long-lost world — and in addition to being drawn into his service, she finds herself being drawn into his bed.
OR, shameless villainfuckery ensues.
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- English
- Words:
- 67,587
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 298
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- 919
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- 303
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- 60,331
Bookmarked by emthirteen
10 Oct 2021
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Who can resist the 'sexy calligraphy' tag?? Not me...
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Megan would like the man in the cottage to be her first.
By the time he's done with her, she may also hope he's her last.
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Come Slowly To Me (I’ve Been Waiting) by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
03 May 2021
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Kylo is a neurosurgeon and Cold, and has a few months before he’s Iced—frozen inside his own body and unable to move. But as he comes to the end of his rope, he meets a young Warm girl in a park and finds himself unable to stay away from her.
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- English
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- 27,337
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,256
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- 3,036
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- 447
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Bookmarked by emthirteen
26 Aug 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
I love the premise of this. The hot/cold thing is different from a/b/o (which I also like) - reminiscent of fire/ice magic but not at all the same
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Sansa Stark’s Incomplete Guide on How to Ruin Family Events by OrangeTabby
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
03 Mar 2021
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Sansa Stark has worked hard to be where she is in life, and she is sick and tired of the endless judgement from her family.
Will the answer to her problems be found with the man who placed a compelling ad in the local paper? Will he help her ruin the upcoming family celebration?From The Northern Morning Herald classified section:
Big scary f**ker
Available for intimidation, interrogation, cat sitting, family events and hostage negotiation.
Ph. 555 7986 376- Language:
- English
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- 13,909
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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- 346
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- 1,603
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- 289
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- 20,668
Bookmarked by emthirteen
26 Jun 2021
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This whole thing made me giggle - literally every chapter. The funniest is Cersei as a Q-anon type conspiracy idiot 😂
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Digging Westeros by OrangeTabby
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
09 Oct 2021
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Sansa Stark adores her job as a consultant archaeologist on the popular show Digging Westeros. She’s proud of the results they can obtain in their three-day digs, and she loves bringing Westerosi history to the general public.
That’s the easy part of her job.
The hard part will be convincing the newest member of the Digging Westeros family, renowned field archaeologist Sandor Clegane, to participate in the activities it takes to turn an ordinary archaeological dig into good entertainment.
And what’s happening with Sandor’s predecessor, Petyr Baelish?
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- Part 1 of Digging Westeros
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 90,267
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,186
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- 1,058
- Bookmarks:
- 213
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- 33,062
Bookmarked by emthirteen
21 Jun 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
So funny at the same time as the characterisation is spot on. I'm snorting with laughter as I read it.
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A Harmless Addiction by rummy_cat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
29 Jun 2021
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Subtitle: An Ode to Sandor Clegane's Penis
Sansa has a dirty little secret: she is addicted to watching porn, particularly videos posted by a certain H0undX88.
Sandor has a dirty little secret: he is addicted to making porn, particularly of the male solo variety.
Sansa bought a fixer-up lakehouse in Wakefield, NH and is in over her head.
Sandor is a handyman in Wakefield, NH.See where I'm going with this?
GRRM's wonderful and beloved characters + my original (perverse) plot
Fan praise for A Harmless Addiction:
"Literally the best SanSan I've read here. Hilarious, sexy, excellently written..."
"This is the loudest and longest I've laughed in a LONG time!"
"What a total joyride this story is!"
"The dialog in this story is A++"
"This was absolutely one of my favorite modern AUs I have ever read. The dialogue was amazing"
"This fic was super sexy, hilariously funny and heart meltingly sweet."
"I think I am addicted to this fic."
"Stellar, a+ work, I love it, I will be saving it to read it many many times."
"You do sweet dirty perfectly"- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,801
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 441
- Kudos:
- 1,511
- Bookmarks:
- 364
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- 31,959
Bookmarked by emthirteen
21 Jun 2021
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This is so great. I can't put my finger on what exactly makes it so - it's really the sum of its (very amusing) parts (hehe *parts*)
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A Spark to an Inferno, a Snowball to an Avalanche by cjr2
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
09 Apr 2019
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The movement of one tiny piece gives Robb Stark the chance to play the Game of Thrones properly, marry his Frey girl, and take back the North. His path takes him straight through the Neck and past Howland Reed, whose secret may be the key to winning the game.
Or, alternatively, Ned Stark can’t restrain himself from banging his wife while she’s in King’s Landing and inadvertently saves his son (though not himself) from his own stupidity.
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- English
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- 198,985
- Chapters:
- 55/55
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 4,054
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05 Apr 2021
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Fall from Grace by rummy_cat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), Shameless (US)
14 Nov 2021
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PREMISE: Sandor gets out of prison to find he has new neighbors in his shitty neighborhood in southside White Harbor who might be even crazier than he is. Set on laying low, he should stay far away from the Starks and their never-ending drama, but the Starks seem intent on worming their way into his heart, even the pretty but guarded Sansa. Throw in friends like Bronn and Beric, and a little old lady with a dirty mind, and Sandor is in for one hell of a ride.
AUTHOR NOTES: A Shameless/ASOIAF crossover, because I can totally imagine the Starks as the Gallaghers if they lacked parental supervision. It's OK if you've never seen Shameless. Other than a few minor "eggs", this is more or less original plot, inspired by the characters in both shows. SanSan is the main pairing, but there will be lots of "bro moments" between Sandor, Arya and Rickon.
FAN PRAISE FOR FALL FROM GRACE:
"there is so much of everything in this story...love it"
"This story is such a delight! Still laughed out loud multiple times on the second read."
"This is going in the bookmarks for future reading"
"It was a wonderful journey and I enjoyed every moment of it."
"I actually got a sore throat from laughing too much"- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 94,417
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 277
- Kudos:
- 585
- Bookmarks:
- 148
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- 20,016
Bookmarked by emthirteen
30 Dec 2020
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No More Regrets by OrangeTabby
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
30 Dec 2020
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After a bad relationship break up a year ago, Sansa Stark is finally happy.
She only has one regret.Can an unexpected offer of match-making change that?
Can she be bold and take what she wants?Bookmarked by emthirteen
30 Dec 2020
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The Scent of You by rummy_cat
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
23 Dec 2020
- Words:
- 23,960
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 34
Bookmarked by emthirteen
21 Dec 2020
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Wrecked by shadowsfan
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
19 Jan 2020
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Captain Stannis Baratheon and Lady Sansa Stark are shipwrecked on a deserted island. How long should they wait to be rescued before giving in to their mutual attraction? Stannis would probably wait forever, but fortunately Sansa has other ideas.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 101,460
- Chapters:
- 29/30
- Comments:
- 436
- Kudos:
- 799
- Bookmarks:
- 94
- Hits:
- 20,410
Bookmarked by emthirteen
01 Nov 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
Navy Stannis is hot, and shipwrecked on an island Sansa is very resourceful. Also Joffrey gets what's coming to him🤓
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Support by rummy_cat
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
29 Nov 2021
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In modern-day Westeros, Sandor Clegane and Sansa Stark are forced together involuntarily. They are each battling demons, but will find a kindred spirit in each other.
Bookmarked by emthirteen
01 Nov 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
Very engaging and satisfying story to read 👌
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Sunrise by Sarah_Black
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
19 Nov 2017
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In a future where Stannis is King of the Seven Kingdoms and Princess Shireen is his heir, Jon Snow has left the Wall to become Ser Jon Stark and marry the crown princess. But after the wedding, it's the king who ends up going on honeymoon. ... With the groom's sister.
This is an independent sequel to EmynIthilien's brilliant story "To Play It With You".
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,174
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 824
- Kudos:
- 902
- Bookmarks:
- 197
- Hits:
- 26,996
Bookmarked by emthirteen
19 Jun 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
This along with 'To Play it With you" are both fabulous pieces of fanfic. Well written and satisfying but also just fun :)
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To Play it With You by EmynIthilien for wishfulclicking, Dudeson, Nurie
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
26 Aug 2017
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Princess Shireen Baratheon vows to do what her father failed to do: Get Jon Snow away from the Wall.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,922
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 462
- Kudos:
- 1,981
- Bookmarks:
- 776
- Hits:
- 56,159
Bookmarked by emthirteen
18 Jun 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
Stannis from Shireen's POV is my favourite part of this very enjoyable fic.
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Behind the Mask by ShipMaester for Tommyginger, spittingfeathers, Shortsandramblings, Sarah_Black, BlueCichlid, Fat Joey, ThatCat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
10 Nov 2015
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Stannis loses a bet to Davos and has to attend Renly's Halloween Costume Party . . . in costume. Much as he hates it, he's an honorable man so he lives up to the bet. There's something about wearing a mask and not being recognized that might make a man who would normally not know what to do in the presence of a beautiful woman just a little bolder.
It's some REALLY CRACKED crackfic that will have some short chapters and have enough holes in the plot to drive a fleet of Mack Trucks through, but Happy Halloween to all Stansa shippers!
GRRM owns all . . . I play with the toys without any other intention other than to write a crackfic!
Bookmarked by emthirteen
04 Jun 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
Very fun fic to read, the characters are beautifully done. The interactions will often leave you grinning. In short, if you need to feel good, read this.
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To the North and Back by Sarah_Black
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
29 May 2016
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“Stannis!” she exclaimed, trying to make her voice sound familiar and affectionate. She knew Harry’s type. He would not leave her alone unless he thought she was already in the ‘possession’ of another man. Hopefully Stannis would recognise her and play along.
Fake relationships, road trips, and lots of kinky sex. (Eventually.)