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After the failed Armageddon, Aziraphale finds out that Heaven has been damning souls to Hell for the supposed sin of having kinky sex. He is certain that kinky sex in itself is not a sin, and enlists Crowley to help him prove it. Never mind that Aziraphale has never had sex before. Never mind that he and Crowley are just friends. He's sure everything will work out just fine.
Written for Kinktober 2025
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“I can’t marry the regent,” he had said. It wasn’t quite a plea. “You promised me that when the war was finished– that I could choose my own–”
“We cannot afford to wait. The arrangements have already been made, Aziraphale,” she had said softly, her eyes sympathetic, even behind her golden domino mask. “The young king’s position is too tenuous to not secure the alliance quickly. He’s only eleven, and with his squabbling dukes and the threat of R’lyeh, we cannot afford to leave him undefended.” She had taken his hand. “His father never would have allowed this, my son. This is our only chance for a lasting peace.”
Duty was as much a part of him as his very heart, no matter that this duty would surely crush his heart and grind its shattered pieces to dust.
...He should have run away with him when he’d had the chance.
Written for the 2025 AU Roulette. The prompt was High Fantasy AU. [Now Complete]
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Crowley had tempted me to sin many times in our long existence. Six of the seven have long since been tallied and accounted for.
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For a moment, Crowley stood dumbfounded. He hadn’t even considered the possibility that angels could have cocks.
Inspired by one of Gleafer's works.
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The Chariot by fishey_me for OneDapperCat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Jun 2025
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He’d got the text barely three minutes ago, and in that time, he had traversed a route that would take mere mortals 15 minutes to cross. “He’s back. Come quick.” Short, sweet, exactly what he’d needed to see. He’d been looking forward to this for a long, long time.
Inspired by the tarot card, written to celebrate OneDapperCat's birthday!
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Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Dec 2025
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Dapper's Deck by Aerenii (Savyl), Afraid_Industry8409, AlwaysBeMyBaby, amelia_airheart, Create_Serenity (Sivany), crowleyscardigan, dbacklot99, EybeFioro, fishey_me, goatmeal_craisin, GroovyNightStrawberry, ireallyneedmoretea, isiaiowin, Letha, LexArturo, mageofthepeople, MaryFlanner, ModernDayKlutz, On1OccasionFork, Panhoneylemon, Savyl, scullyphile, SpaceGiraffe, SpectrallyDistracted, Spookysexy83, the_ineffable_dance, WiblyWobly_TimeyWimey
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2025
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Birthday fics and art for Dapper, inspired by her amazing Tarot Deck!
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Tailor-made by pixiepojmansky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Oct 2025
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London, 1941. The Blitz rages overhead, but the world stubbornly refuses to end.
Aziraphale insists human tailoring is superior to miracles. Crowley disagrees, until a certain fitting proves enlightening.
Featuring: tartan waistcoats, miraculous seduction, Crowley wearing something other than black.Top Crowley, because we can't get enough of him not getting enough of his angel.
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12 Oct 2025
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Fruit of the Vine by anna_bird
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Sep 2025
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Left alone at a strange new club, first-year uni student Aziraphale finds himself in an even stranger backroom that resembles his academic studies more than a typical college mixer. But is that a good thing? Ancient Greek music? Grapes hanging from the ceiling? A giant lebes that people are sitting in like a hot tub? And oh, that guy Crowley from first semester. Probably a good thing, then.
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04 Oct 2025
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“Crowley, I’m so… it hurts,” Aziraphale manages between shuddering breaths. “Please, I… I need…”
Even if Crowley hadn't spent every waking moment of his existence (and many of the slumbering ones) attuning himself to Aziraphale's desires, he would be acutely aware of what Aziraphale needs right now.
It's jammed against his thigh.
On a beach outing, Crowley has a clever plan to share an intimate moment with Aziraphale. This plan, of course, goes off without a hitch.
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03 Oct 2025
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A Proper Parlay (Or How To Ruin a Perfectly Good Treasure Hunt) by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert) for fishey_me
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Nearing the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, Aziraphale finds himself trying to enjoy his extended work-cation in Spain when he's approached by Gabriel with an unusual mission. The burial shroud of Jesus Christ has been stolen and the last known location of the Shroud of Turin is rumoured to be in the possession of famous Privateer and Corsair, Amaro Pargo. His mission is simple: retrieve the Shroud and return it to Turin Italy before deadly forces and the might of Hell discovers its whereabouts.
But upon arriving in Tenerife one whole day after Amaro passes away, Aziraphale realises that his mission has now turned into an impossible treasure hunt. Worse still, he stumbles across Crowley, having taken up profession with the local pirates and has been causing mischief in return. With the clock ticking, Aziraphale must find Amaro Pargo's treasure before Crowley does, and his frenemy has learned a few nasty tricks from the pirates he's been assisting in causing trouble for the locals.
Things are going to get very interesting, indeed...
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01 Oct 2025
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Calming Nerves and Inspiring Senses by GroovyNightStrawberry for rainbowworld
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Sep 2025
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The world goes on.
They've faced archangels and demons and Satan himself. Now life is peaceful. Gentle.
It's just a trip to the farmers' market.
What could possibly go wrong?
Or, just maybe, something might go right.
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18 Sep 2025