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    Ilya doesn't remember the moment his head hit the pavement or the sound of screeching brakes.

    He's forgotten he ever left Russia, and the names Yuna Hollander and Shane mean nothing to him, though these people clearly know him pretty well.

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    05 May 2026

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    After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.

    Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.

    Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”

    “I’m not giving you my home address.”

    “Why not!”

    “Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”

    That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”

     

    In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Sets during the COVID-19 pandemic.

    Yuna Hollander is tired, cautious, and quietly prejudiced. Ilya Rozanov is sick, far from home, and far more fragile than she’s prepared for.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    In an effort to distract from a major scandal, the palace comes up with a better story: Reformed heir to the throne, Prince Anthony, settles down with hotshot lawyer Kate Sharma.

    For Kate, what starts as a favor to a friend spirals into a media frenzy that's even more tumultuous from the inside.

    or: the fake relationship/royal au. (feat. a meddlesome gossip twitter account, a vacation to Spain, and Bridgerton antics.)

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    31 Aug 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 99

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    “What are vampires anyway?”

    My mother tensed, face hardening.

    “Vampires are dark creatures.” My father said carefully. “They are evil.”

    “But I’m a vampire?” I asked.

    “Basil,” my mother snapped. “You cannot say that. What if someone were to hear you? No one can know. Vampires are evil and bad. Do you understand that, Basil?”

    “Am I?” I asked.

    “Are you what?”

    “Evil and bad.”

    “If you act like a vampire, yes. Now go play outside.”

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    Vampires attacked Watford and Baz was Turned, but this time Natasha Pitch lived. What would Baz’s life be like growing up with his mother? How would Natasha feel about her son’s… condition? And what happens when you throw the Mage’s Heir into the mix?

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    01 Nov 2024

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    Baz was perfectly content with his life the way it was; focusing on his studies of art restoration, avoiding going clubbing with Dev and Niall, staying up too late, and making snide remarks towards his unrequited crush in art history class. But a prank by Dev leaves a complete stranger blowing up Baz's phone, turning everything he thought he knew about love and friendships inside out.

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    01 Nov 2024

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    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

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    06 Oct 2024

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    Draco thought he could avoid Potter for the duration of his brief return to England. He’d stick to his schedule and be back home in Paris, where he belonged, in a few short months. No trouble at all. He had plenty to occupy him, what with the opening of the London branch of his successful apothecary, his innovative research, drinks with Pansy, a backlog of unread potions periodicals.

    Except Head Auror Potter is everywhere — in Draco's chair, at his door, in his dreams. All six feet of motorbike-riding, combat-boot-wearing, sex-hair-sporting Saviour of the World packed into one unfairly fetching uniform. Potter won’t leave Draco the bloody hell alone, won’t let him breathe, let him forget, let him sleep.

    Because no matter how fast Draco Malfoy runs, Harry Potter is always hot on his heels.

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    03 Sep 2024

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    Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, but his parents still died, and Albus Dumbledore, concerned that Death Eaters might seek the boy’s death, cast a powerful charm on him to make wizards ignore him before Harry was left with the Dursleys. Except, with the Elder Wand in play, the charm was far too powerful, and made others essentially forget Harry existed when not directly interacting with him. Sorted into Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, Harry lives a contented life with no one either loving or hating him…until the charm breaks on his seventeenth birthday, and he’s suddenly plunged directly into the middle of a living world at war.

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    14 Aug 2024

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    [21:23] I really want to know who you are
    [21:24] Then you’ll have to work for it won’t you
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    Harry finds a phone at the inter-school unity dinner. Harry is a GriffIdiot. Draco is a Slytherin. They definitely don't know each other...right?

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    11 Aug 2024

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    [18:12] Seriously, wrong number. Don’t send shirtless pictures to strangers.

    [18:13] Padfoot, this rejection hurts.

    [18:16] What’s a Padfoot?

    [18:17] Wait, is this actually not Padfoot?

    [18:19] I don’t even know what that is, but no. I’m not a Padfoot.

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    10 Aug 2024

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    “If I was dating Regulus, I would have noticed.”

    A pause. His friends all stare at him with various levels of disbelief. Suddenly, he feels very stupid.

    “Are you sure?” Remus asks.

    Regulus and James are a couple. James is the last person to realise this.

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    06 Aug 2024

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    Unsatisfied with his post-war life, Harry decides to get to the root of all of his problems when that root was still working at Borgin and Burkes shop in the late 40s. He’s the Master of Death, damn it, he can do what he wants for once in his life.

    Tom Riddle isn’t particularly happy about working at a small, dingy shop for magical artifacts, no matter how interesting those artifacts are. He’s even less happy when an insufferable stranger sets up the most obnoxious flower shop right across the street.

    What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for politics.

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    31 Jan 2024

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    After a long, bloody war, Draco Malfoy just wants to do something good with his life for a change, and resolves to become a healer. But magical society refuses to make it easy for him, and an increasingly dramatic series of events—all of them instigated by Harry Potter—get him kicked out of med school, force him to live in exile, and threaten to destroy the new life he’s trying so desperately to build.

    But Harry isn’t instigating anything—at least not on purpose. He’s just trying to work up the nerve to ask him out. His efforts don’t appear to be going great.

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    22 Jan 2024

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    “Excuse me, you what?”

    “I want you to take Regulus out on a date,” Sirius repeats casually as if he hasn’t just said the most absurd thing ever, watching the Snitch that had escaped James’ hand the second Sirius had made the ridiculous request the first time.

    James stares at his best friend in disbelief, because what?

    “Look, if you go on a date with Regulus, I can go out on my Moony date. My parents will realise that their stupid idea of cursing me with only getting to date once Regulus does didn’t work out because look at that, Regulus also dates! They reverse the magic, Regulus can happily go back to refusing to date anyone, I can go back happily dating Remus, and you can happily go back doing whatever you had planned to do this summer. Quidditch, I assume.”

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    or: A 10 Things I Hate About You AU where James fake dates Regulus so Sirius can date Remus again

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    26 Sep 2023

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    When Draco realises that he’s in love with Hermione Granger, he is absolutely aware that his life is fucked.

     

    The long-awaited fifth and final instalment of the Accidentally in Love series, in which Draco has to deal with Feelings, the possibility of losing Hermione, and a very evanescent line between dream and reality.

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    18 May 2023

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    “Wh– well– why–” James stammered, attempting to get his bearings, because if he didn’t, and he let Regulus tell him ‘kiss me’ one more time, his heart would probably give out. “Why don’t you get Sirius to help?”

    Regulus narrowed his eyes. “Because Sirius would just knock his teeth out,” he said as though it were obvious.

    “Yes,” James hissed, “and he’ll knock my teeth out if I kiss his little brother.”

    “You can take a hit, Potter, I’ve seen you on the quidditch pitch,” Regulus waved him off, and James groaned, leaning away from him.

    “Oh, yeah, great, so I’m the sacrifice,” he sighed.

    “Precisely,” Regulus stepped right into his space, and James felt his chest go a little hot.

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    Or, Regulus asks James for a favor to get his ex off of his back, and James makes bad choices.

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    18 Feb 2023

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    When budding Dark Lord Tom Riddle overhears a prophecy predicting his demise at the hands of Harry Potter, he hatches a devious and brilliant plan: befriend the enemy, master the power-that-he-knows-not, and then eliminate him.

    Unfortunately for Tom, Harry has never cared much for well-laid evil plots.

    A Hogwarts AU in which Tom tries to be cunning, Harry tries to be helpful, and everyone else tries to be nosy.

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    22 Jan 2023

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    Blue likes Gansey. Gansey likes Blue. But Gansey can't date Blue until his best friend finds a boyfriend. Who could possibly be brave enough -- or desperate enough -- to date Ronan Lynch?

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    Chapters:
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    32,168

    02 Mar 2022

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