20 Works by hikage
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ROXY: OH I KNOW I KNOW LETS PLAY FUCK MARRY KILL
KARKAT: NO, NO I THINK THAT'S A REALLY, REALLY BAD IDEA, ROXY.
ROXY: oh cmon karkles itll be fun
TEREZI: Y34H K4RKL3S COM3 ON
KARKAT: ...
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"The fuckin shit I do to keep you land dwellers alive," you grouse at Sollux the moment you see him. "I should be given a fuckin medal."
He just grins at you. "Hey babe."
You eye him skeptically.
Eridan has had a Bad Day orphaning, and Sollux has plans to make it better.
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Awkward silence descends, that is it would be silence if it weren't for the rain tirelessly pelting your little glass enclosure. Feels almost a bit like a bubble.
"It's good to have some rain, but this?" Yeah, nice try. Talk about the weather, why don't you. "Getting fucking caught in the rain," you mutter, pretending to be more annoyed than you are so Eridan doesn't notice that what you actually are is embarrassed.
He doesn't react for a long moment. Then, apropos of nothing, "Do you like piña colada."
"... What?"
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You wish he had a name tag, then you'd at least know his surname, but you guess bus drivers aren't afforded that courtesy.
Why you think that frown is that stupidly attractive on him, you couldn't possibly fathom, what must it be like if he smiled?
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- Part 2 of why is eridan the bus driver
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Occasionally, Sollux does stupid shit. You've come to learn that about him in the half-sweep you've been... whatever it is.
Like not eating or sleeping or ignoring people's messages to the point that they think something bad happened.
His tiny apartment is always a mess. Whenever you're there and it has become unmanageable for him again, you just say nothing, throw away all the trash, do his laundry, and leave the computer parts alone.
You're acting like you're his fucking moirail, and he lets you.
You know, the moirail that he already has. Had.
Aradia is dead again, and Eridan has to pick up the pieces.
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It's cold. The ocean never felt this cold to you before.
You never told them, and now it's too late.
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CG: ... FINE, YOU GOT ME. BUT SERIOUSLY CAN'T YOU TALK TO SOMEONE ELSE.
CA: youre kinda the expert on this matter
CG: WHAT MATTER.
CA: like
CA: matters a the heart
CG: OKAY, YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
CA: your best friend wwith the red blue color degeneracy
CG: WHAT, SOLLUX? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DATING.
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You told yourself it would be fine if you just didn't use your powers. You told yourself that nothing was going to come of it, anyway.When Karkat asked you to attend this stupid formal event on behalf of his stupid rebellion, you really didn't want to, but when have you ever said no to your best friend?
You told yourself, What's the worst thing that could happen?
Well, perhaps that a fucking violetblood naval officer takes a keen interest in you.
(6/6/2026 - This is still not abandoned. Just extremely slow to update. I'm sorry.)
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Eridan successfully talked Sollux into going on a beach holiday.
Sollux has some concerns about the nature of it.
(This is a Dialoglog with some 3rd person narration. It's also kind of old.)
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You can feel that he's one of the more powerful ones when he comes over to you. Like the air around him is electrified, buzzing just below the threshold. What threshold? You don't know.
It draws you towards him like a moth to the flame. Careful you don't get burned.
But like a moth, what's your life worth, anyway?
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- Part 1 of love in the time of hemoshift
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Eridan thinks that Feferi's idea to bring Sollux of all people along for their shopping trip was a mistake. But was it really?
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“You know, I’ve thought about this,” you hear Sollux’s voice from the door frame and freeze. “And I think you should let everyone know that you like wearing dresses.”
You whip around to protest, threaten, beg, whatever you need to do to stop him from telling everybody, but the words die in your throat when you see him.
“By showing them.”
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You expected a lot of things from this party, like how drunk you are for one thing, but definitely not that you’d end up flirting with this really hot girl across the room. Much less that you’d be heavily making out with her on a couch next thing you know.
“Get a room!” someone shouts at you, and she rises from your lap. Taking you by the hand, she pulls you up into another kiss, then proceeds to drag you off.
After getting drunk at a party he didn't even really want to go to, and having some fun with a stranger, Sollux finds out they were not a stranger at all.
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It's a shit idea to fall in love with a guy you haven't even spoken to once, butshit ideas is just what you thrive on in life, isn't it?it's not like you had a choice.
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- Part 1 of why is eridan the bus driver
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Your name is Sollux Captor, and you don't know why you agreed to this.
12th Perigee's Eve parties are stupid, and they're even stupider when they're three days long. Not like you'd ever been to one before, but there is no way they could have ever been anything other than stupid.
It doesn't help that you desperately miss your closest friend. When all of you one day just got dropped into this world that is neither Alternia nor Earth, because it's kind of both, with no apparent explanation and memories from other timelines you shouldn't be having, Aradia wasn't with you.
And it really doesn't help that the one person you least want to do so decides that now is a good time to bother you about things from the past you would rather forget.
Maybe this is it. Maybe this is when you and him finally do kill each other.
Or is it? A lot can happen over the course of three days...(The title probably sounded a lot better in my head than it does in practice. But it is what it is now lmao
This fic is not actually very much about Christmas. It only happens to take place at a Christmas party.)
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You almost fall on your face scrambling off the procreation platform and start freaking out. "YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TELL ME THAT BEFOREHAND!"
"I thought you knew."
You stare at him, incredulous. He— How is— WHAT. "NO I DIDN'T, HOW THE HELL WOULD I HAVE—"
"That's basic fuckin biology, Sollux," he says dryly.
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- Part 2 of love in the time of hemoshift
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You don't know why, out of all the places he could go, Sollux would show up at your hive when in distress, and he very clearly is. Maybe it was just the closest? That still doesn't seem like a good explanation, but it's the best you have.
You eye him up and down. "You look like shit, Captor."
"Yeah I know," Sollux says on his way out, his apathy making your brow furrow.
"Get some fuckin rest."
Why do you care?
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"I thought I'd pick you up after you're done here so we could go hang out at the beach, since it seemed like a good day for that, and it's in walking distance from here."
What the fuck? He never wants to go to the beach. He hates the beach.
"Sollux you hate the beach, what is this about."
He shrugs. "Maybe I've changed my mind about the beach."
Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you clearly have the best boyfriend in the world.
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“The asshole called you a mustardblood,” he hisses, sounding so utterly scandalized that you have to laugh out loud.
“I know someone else who does that.” You snort.
When your unhinged boyfriend gets in a fight over you
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Eridan asked Sollux to go sailing with him. Sollux, as always, is skeptical of his motivations. But does he still need to be?