18 Bookmarks by jack0lantern
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The Mechanical Expo is a showcase hall for various robots and machinery inventions. Visitors wander the halls, viewing the exhibits and robots. Some may get a bit too close, whether it's on purpose or not, and end up in the machine's very grabby hands.
This work is about various guys getting sexual with robots and machines at an exhibit hall in accidental scenarios, as the machines aren't technically intended for sexual things.
Every chapter features a different guy and can be read in any order. All guys are always at least 25+ years old.
The exhibit is not OSHA compliant.Series
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The Pleasure Dome by DraughtOfMischief
Fandoms: The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019), The Play That Goes Wrong Series - Lewis & Sayer & Shields
07 Oct 2022
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"Shut up."
In a sudden move, Chris cupped Robert's face, grabbed the back of his head and crashed his lips against the other man's.
~Takes place directly after The Nativity~Chris had reached a breaking point. None of the drama society’s previous failures had set him off the way this production had. He loses himself in his blinding rage, retreating to his dressing room to unleash that anger.
Robert, against the protest of his castmates, volunteers himself to check on Chris. Immediately upon Robert's arrival, Chris' negative emotions intensify and he lashes out at the other man. Things quickly turn violent and nasty. But when Robert presses himself a little too closely against Chris, Chris reacts in a way that catches both men by surprise.
(A/N, I told my friend I would title my fic after an awful /aff joke they made, and I am a man of my word lmaoo)
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24 Apr 2023
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HOLY MOTHER FUCKING MOTHER OF JESUS THE BABY H. CHRIST GOOD LORD HUI
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He’s Been Completely Incapacitated by eughjesusgross
Fandoms: The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019)
28 Aug 2022
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I wrote this for my friends Nolan and Luna, who are such incredible humans that I adore /plt
Anyway, Chris has a pain kink and a humiliation kink. Robert finds out :)Bookmarked by jack0lantern
23 Apr 2023
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holy mother of CHRIST
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The Actors Are Prepared, The Stage Is Set by darkendeavours
Fandoms: The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019), The Play That Goes Wrong Series - Lewis & Sayer & Shields
22 Jun 2022
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Chris can't handle any more on-stage humiliation when Robert begins his directorial debut. So, they come to a much more personal arrangement.
Takes place between "Summer Once Again" and "The Most Lamentable Tragedy of the Prince of England and his Long Lost Twin Brother, Prince Regent of France and the Problems Therein Experienced by all When they came to Know of One Another after a Battle."
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23 Apr 2023
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holy moly jesus fucking mother of christ
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When Hunith forces Merlin to move to Camelot until he can get his magic under control, he gets guilted into bringing Will's cat with him. Little does he know that the kitten is in fact his familiar, sent to protect and guide him. And Merlin's gonna need all the help he can get if he's going to survive in Camelot High School, especially when he has to contend with the frustratingly handsome, Grade A asshole Arthur Pendragon.
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31 Mar 2023
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"The guards will hang you for your crimes. One plea from me and they will drag you away, bind your hands and slaughter you like an animal." The prince stepped closer, suffocating Merlin with his wrath. "So, stop pissing me off."
"Oh, but it is such fun to see you so angry, sire."
In which Merlin is paid to kill the prince. And so, he tries.
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26 Feb 2023
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13 Jul 2022
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why do i keep getting invested in fics that only have one chapter so far please my brain can’t take this i need more:((
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you’re in my head more often than i want by cherryicicles
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
09 Aug 2022
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In the weeks following the battle with Vecna, Steve has nightmares, works at Family Video, and acts a lot more annoyed whenever Eddie Munson walks into the store than he really feels. Soon, they form a friendship that has Steve questioning everything about Eddie, himself, and more importantly, their taste in movies.
Or: Eddie insists Steve has terrible taste in movies as a way to hang out with him.
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15 Jun 2022
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i forgot this was only one chapter yet noooo i was prepared to read the whole night what the hell :(( i need me some flustered steve right now
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A voltron dance au
Allura accidently ends up setting up team voltron for a dance competition. Keith and Lance end up being partnered together for a ballroom dance.Bookmarked by jack0lantern
15 Sep 2020
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The knights discover Merlin and Arthur's feelings for each other and decide it is up to them to bring them together.
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15 Jul 2020
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beauty is skin deep by hitting_bottom
Fandoms: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
24 Jun 2020
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daisuke has a 10-step skincare routine. haru just wants a kiss.
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04 Jul 2020
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Ghost Hunt by ritterlich
Fandoms: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
15 Jun 2020
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Buzzfeed Unsolved except it’s Kamei, Kambe and Katou hunting for demons in an abandoned hospital.
Kamei is scared witless, Kambe is amused, and Katou is trying his best to reel back his fellow demons and filming a good shot for debunking evidence at the same time.
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04 Jul 2020
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when jealousy rears its ugly head by orphan_account
Fandoms: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
30 Jun 2020
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“You tried to make out with Daisuke last night.” Mahoro said, looking at Haru with something akin to pity in her gaze.
Haru choked, coughing out the coffee he was just drinking. Haru made out with him? With the Kambe Daisuke? The dickhead extraordinaire, pain in the ass, privileged little shit?!
Who in their right mind would actually—no. Just no.
⁂⁂⁂In which Haru is drunk, does things he may or may not regret, for the sake of Daisuke’s attention.
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03 Jul 2020
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Suzue Kambe Knows How To Meddle by gladiatorgrl2703
Fandoms: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
09 Sep 2020
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Suzue meddles in her brother's love life, or lack thereof.
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“I had to sit during our whole stakeout by his side while he ogled you. His infatuation with women is more than aesthetic appreciation.”“Want me to dig around?” She asked, eyes sparkling in anticipation.
“No. I don’t. I want you to drop it—“
“HEUSC, can you pull up CCTV on Katou Haru?” she asked suddenly.
“Don’t,” Daisuke said quickly. “We said we would stop doing that. It’s a violation of—”
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03 Jul 2020
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It Can Be Arranged by gladiatorgrl2703
Fandoms: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
04 Nov 2020
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Haru Katou cannot understand why Daisuke Kambe would ever agree to an arranged marriage, when he could easily just arrange his own, but their fathers seem to have a plan that has nothing to do with what either man wants.
It's your standard Arranged Marriage AU!
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I am a pawn, he repeated to himself. This is sacrifice, and she is worth it.
He repeated this mantra, tethered himself to it, the entire time he was in the elevator.
He could do this. He could marry Daisuke Kambe.
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03 Jul 2020
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Patronuses, Potions & Possibilities by n_j_m00
Fandoms: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
17 Dec 2021
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A Harry Potter AU in which Haru is a hotheaded Gryffindor with a vendetta against arrogant purebloods, Daisuke is a pureblood Slytherin enamoured with said Gryffindor, Shinnosuke is the comic relief and Ryo just wants to graduate from Hogwarts without committing murder or suicide.
Amortentia is spilt, hexes are fired, crystal balls are shattered and love isn't as magical as they all say.
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29 Jun 2020
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technicolour beat by pfSOTEad
Fandoms: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
31 Aug 2020
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“Are you Katou?”
The voice is mellow, flowing like honey, and so, so deep. Haru is dumbstruck at the sound, and it takes a few moments for him to process the fact that he is being addressed.
He straightens up. He’s about to answer mindlessly, unsure if he wants to demand how this freshman knows his name, or simply answer his question with a ‘yes’. Although he isn’t able to do either, as the other speaks again, expression schooled in an immaculately blank manner.
“Congratulations. See you in Class A.”
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29 Jun 2020
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What Makes a Home by Destril
Fandoms: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
17 Nov 2020
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It was only supposed to be for a few days, a week at most. At least that is what Haru had told himself.
Haru has been living in his car for nearly 5 months with no one the wiser. Daisuke knows that something is going on with his partner and decides to look into it, but never would have suspected the other man has been hiding something like this.
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29 Jun 2020