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this is our place, we make the rules by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
21 Dec 2025
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Cady's not sure what the etiquette for this kind of situation is. How do you greet your former best friend, close enough to give a touching speech at your wedding but no longer close enough to tell that you're freshly divorced? How do you say hello to an achingly familiar face you haven't seen or said more than a passing greeting to in nearly ten years?
Cady shyly pokes out a hand for Janis to shake. Janis pulls a face at it. "Bro, fuck that."
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the kitten, the witch, and the lesbian by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
31 Oct 2025
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She hauls Cady on top of her and squishes her close, gently scratching the back of her head in the way Cady loves. Sure enough, Cady melts into her and tucks her nose against her neck with a contented little purr. "And let's be real. If you became any animal, you'd just be a cute little kitten."
Cady hums. "A kitten."
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picking teams by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
02 Oct 2025
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janis sarkisian is her high school football team's star quarterback. cady heron is the best cheerleader on the squad.
in a school filled with bullies and a certain blonde, will they be able to be together? or will they be forced to play for the other team?
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
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cadnisney collection by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
27 Dec 2024
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Cadnis Tangled, Anastasia, and Frozen AUs compiled into one work for your reading pleasure :)
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- Part 52 of cadnis oneshots so i can get some f*cking sleep
- Part 4 of cadnisney collection
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for the first time in forever by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
27 Dec 2024
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There's a flash of bright light, a scream, and Cady falls; her small form limp on her bed like a dropped doll.
"Cady?" Regina whispers shakily. Cady doesn't move. Regina wills her body to move and goes running to her side. "Cady, wake up, this isn't funny. Please wake up!"
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- Part 49 of cadnis oneshots so i can get some f*cking sleep
- Part 3 of cadnisney collection
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in a crowd of thousands by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
27 Dec 2024
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"Who do you think I am, Janis?"
"I think you're you," Janis says softly. "I think you're fiery, and brilliant, and resilient, and beautiful, and brave. And... I think if I was the Dowager Empress... I'd want you to be Caidriena."
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- Part 51 of cadnis oneshots so i can get some f*cking sleep
- Part 2 of cadnisney collection
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shining in the starlight by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
27 Dec 2024
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The baby was born with vibrantly red hair like the fiery heat of the sun, already falling in ringlets to her hips.
In celebration of her birth, a lantern was released into the sky, to thank the stars for her health and her gift.
And for a brief, shining moment, everything was perfect.
And then it wasn’t.
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- Part 50 of cadnis oneshots so i can get some f*cking sleep
- Part 1 of cadnisney collection
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i’d write this in the sky by maybeimamuppet for Rawr2013
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
11 Dec 2024
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"I... I'm Jay Starr."
Cady freezes. She was expecting her to say I've been cheating on you or I met someone else or I fell for a pyramid scheme or I accidentally joined a cult or I'm a secret agent for a foreign government or something else only moderately crazy.
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heaven, hell, and in between by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
31 Oct 2024
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She takes a breath.
Opens her eyes.
She falls backwards onto her ass when she peeks in to see... her.
It's her body in the casket.
Janis Sarkisian is dead.
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at the first sign by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
04 Oct 2024
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Cady gasps and smiles. Janis' grin grows into a full blown smile. Her signing was slow, and Cady could tell she was actively thinking about every motion. But the shapes were all correct, and... Cady understood.
That was really good!!! she says. Her hands are shaking in excitement so hard that she can barely type. You're learning sign for me?
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you could make diamonds dull by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2024), Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004)
26 Sep 2024
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Regina grins a little as she sees Cady's handwriting, her usually immaculate printing turned into a hasty sort of half-cursive.
Good morning my love! I hope you enjoyed your breakfast (you're welcome :p). You'll need the energy today!! I have something special planned for you (hehehe). You'll like it, don't worry.
Regina rolls her eyes with a chuckle. Of course Cady could see Regina's concerned scowl. She wouldn't be surprised if it came to her in some sort of prophetic vision.
There's ten clues waiting for you around Chicago that'll lead you to a special surprise at the end.
Good luck!! I love you!!!
♡︎ Cady
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- Part 4 of cadina oneshots
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what ifs, might haves, could have beens by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
11 Sep 2024
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She freezes in her tracks when she sees her. A cute floral skirt just past her knees, a t-shirt tucked into it, and some remarkably well matched Keds all convey an almost Miss Honey-esque vibe. But what gets Regina most is the hair.
That familiar strawberry blonde, falling in gentle ringlets a bit past her shoulders. It’s shorter now than it was back then, but she has the front pieces twisted back like a crown just like she did that first day they met.
She turns, her floral skirt whirling after her, and smiles instinctively as she sees the two of them. Her eyebrows raise high on her forehead as she recognizes Regina before her. “Regina? Oh my god, it’s so good to see you!”
Before Regina knows how to react, Cady’s wrapping her in a tight, friendly hug. She’s still a head shorter than Regina. Just like in high school. “Cady Heron. As I live and breathe.”
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- Part 3 of cadina oneshots
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a few little drabbles by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
28 Jun 2024
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a compilation of drabbles i write as part of various ask games on tumblr and decide to post here bc i’m nothing if not a slut for attention
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- Part 37 of cadnis oneshots so i can get some f*cking sleep
- Part 2 of rejanis oneshots
- Part 1 of regina x gretchen oneshots
- Part 1 of heathers oneshots
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summer lovin’ by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
27 Jun 2024
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She has no time to even glance up before a weight collides with her from above and she's violently thrown to the ground. "Ack!"
She's lucky she wasn't upright, that much weight from that high probably would've broken her neck. She pushes her face out of the dirt and looks around frantically to see what happened. Was it a bear? A raccoon? Are the legends of camp demons true?
The answer, as it turns out, is none of them. A few feet away, sprawled on her back and seemingly processing recent events, is a girl. If she hadn't just apparently attacked Janis, she might even say she was cute.
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as long as my lungs can breathe by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
12 Jun 2024
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Janis gropes blindly for her phone on the nightstand and squints one eye at it to check the time. "Baby, it's 5:30."
"We have a flight to catch!"
"Our flight is at ten," Janis responds groggily. Cady nods eagerly. "At night."
"But we're going to Africa!"
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the terrible horrible no good very bad day by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
20 Mar 2024
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Something feels off. Leo is clinging to her tightly, and then she hears the tears coming from Layla.
“I hate kindergarten! I don’t ever wanna go back ever again!”
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i learned math (so i can learn love) by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
06 Mar 2024
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It's exactly like she dreamed it would be. Cady's pillowy soft, full lips beneath hers, the sweet, lingering taste of vanilla lip balm applied hours ago, the overwhelming combination of scents; pencil shavings and something fresh and tea swirling from Cady, the sweetness of Cady's shocked gasp, the warmth of her hand as she rests it against Janis' chest.
The suddenly frigid air between them when Cady gently pushes her away.
"Janis," she whispers against her lips. "I can't."
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i’ll be there for christmas by maybeimamuppet for Rawr2013
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004)
26 Dec 2023
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“Listen, Janis, I’m sure you know by now who I am. And that our… how do I say this delicately, our worlds don’t really overlap. And that is why you are perfect for this,” Cady says.
“And what exactly is this?” Janis asks, continuing to flick through the documents.
“I need you to pretend to date me.”
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the twelve days of matilda-mas by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Matilda - Roald Dahl, Matilda (1996), Matilda the Musical - Minchin/Kelly, Matilda the Musical (2022)
24 Dec 2023
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twelve days of holiday-themed family fluff oneshots for your enjoyment!
inquire within :)
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the melted clock by maybeimamuppet
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004)
31 Oct 2023
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Cady jumps as she turns back the other way and sees the girl she saw on the first day standing, staring at her. “Jesus!”
Somehow, she materialized next to Cady in almost complete silence, in spite of being about five inches taller than her and clearly weighing a bit more. She’s certainly not small, by any means, and her clunky boots look like they’d be hard to keep quiet.
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