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and the expense damnable by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
20 Jun 2022
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As good as all their kinky interfacing is, Optimus and Megatron aren't immune to things going wrong. This is a collection of short fics about the less good times, both with interfacing and communication.
CH 1: aftercare & dom drop
CH 2: fisting-related injuries
Ch 3: valve injury, bottom optimus
Ch 4: crying, mixed messagesSeries
- Part 5 of Peacemakers Universe
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all that is here by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
27 May 2022
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When The Champion of the Arena shows up to challenge Sentinel Prime to a deadly test of honour, enforcer Orion Pax volunteers in his stead.
What follows is a deal with the devil, an invitation from an enigmatic stranger, and probably the weirdest honey trap of all time. Orion's going to be lucky if he still has his honour and essential organs intact by the time he gets to the arena.
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- Part 1 of green knight au
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Deleted Scenes by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
04 Mar 2022
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Deleted scenes that I was gonna put in other fics but then didn't. Chapters will have their own summaries explaining the context.
Chapter One: Megatron gets jealous.
Chapter Two: A house-warming, and a taste of the past.
Chapter Three: Megatron gets interrogatedSeries
- Part 8 of Peacemakers Universe
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a new and dreadful form by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
17 Feb 2022
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Unicron looms in the galaxy; the utter destruction of Cybertron is at hand. Optimus and Megatron seek out the power to stop him deep beneath Cybertron's lifeless crust. A terrible price is paid; a terrible reward is won.
A partial list of things referenced while writing this fic: Dragon Age Inquisition The Descent DLC; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's total perspective vortex; the heat death of the universe; the Cave of the Crystals in Naica, Mexico; a plasma globe; many videos of lobster claws being cracked open.
(It's a fic where Megatron and Optimus eat Primus' spark and frag in a pool of their own energon.)
Posted for Megop Week '22, day 5: spark/darkness.
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no better love by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
23 Dec 2021
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Megatron WANTS to get tied down. He LIKES getting tied down. He likes the way that Optimus is touching him and he likes the things Optimus is saying and he likes the nice hard fragging he's going to get. These are good things that he asked for. The fact that Megatron keeps threatening to break Optimus' hands shouldn't concern you. His repeated attempts to break out of these ropes are a totally intentional part of the scene. Obviously.
“It’s fine,” Megatron grumbled. “It barely hurts.”
“I don’t want you to feel ‘fine,’” Optimus said. “I want you to feel wonderful.”
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the fragging problem by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
10 Dec 2021
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Whirl's "interfacing aids" didn't quite make it on board the Lost Light. That wouldn't be such a big problem except for one tiny thing, I don't know if you know this, but Whirl doesn't have hands.
And his so-called friends are being needlessly weird about what could be a completely ordinary blowjob that could be halfway over by now.
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no nut november by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
09 Nov 2021
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A possessive Tarn takes away Pharma's ability to overload. But hey, Tarn's a needy hedonist who's used to getting what he wants, and Pharma's a cunning and self-possessed genius who sucks spike like he was made for it.
Pharma's going to regain control of this situation.
Any second now.
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Lesser Evil by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types, this is basically IDW with some Gen One set dressing
28 Oct 2021
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For reasons known only to Primus, the matrix forces Megatron and Optimus to spark bond. Since neither of them are capable of ever giving up, they have to find a way forward through the barrage of feelings they can't control or understand.
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- Part 1 of the land of the living
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Treaty Day (Observed) by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
08 Sep 2021
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This is just a silly little fic about life after the war, and exactly how easy it is to live with Starscream.
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- Part 7 of Peacemakers Universe
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the heat's about to break by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
05 Sep 2021
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A heat fic that is more about being in pain than it is about having sex with Optimus Prime, but still both those things.
"Megatron!" Starscream's hammering at the door continued unabated despite his silence. "Get your aft out here and help me you piece of scrap!" Normally that would be enough to make Megatron retaliate, but he was well and truly stuck on the floor. Energon dripped steadily from the re-opened wound in his abdominal vents, mixing with the coolant and water leaking out of his frame. He could barely keep his hands and knees beneath him in the growing puddle of slick.
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Ethical Medicine by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
10 Aug 2021
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Starscream DOESN'T have rust rash, and he DOESN'T need to take a pill, and Megatron CAN NOT force him to do so. Starscream is a fierce warrior and he WILL NOT be force-fed a pill by the likes of Megatron.
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Repayment in Kind by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
16 Jul 2021
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Megatron has decided that he needs to repay Optimus for the very nice threesome he organized with Starscream. Repayment involves an expensive apartment, minor renovations, more threesomes, and a list of sexual fantasies. And that's before he learns what Optimus actually wants.
Sequel to "Indomitable Will."
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- Part 6 of Peacemakers Universe
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Impulse Control by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
30 Jun 2021
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Shockwave's inhibition circuits have a grave error and the only way to fix it is with a really hard overload. Luckily for him, Soundwave has a suggestion. It's totally safe. Definitely no risk of anyone's processor going permanently offline. Weird that you would even bring that up.
Prequel to "Law of the Peacemakers," set in some nebulous time & continuity.
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- Part 2 of Peacemakers Universe
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Indomitable Will by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
27 Jun 2021
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Megatron greatly enjoys being Optimus' sub, but sometimes he wants something else. Optimus sees an opportunity to give Megatron an experience that's been four million years in the making. Starscream refuses to obey a single instruction given to him. And no one, absolutely no one, has any kind of feelings about the situation.
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- Part 4 of Peacemakers Universe
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Energon by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
20 Jun 2021
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Megatron could have handled being trapped in a frozen wasteland with Starscream, he could have handled Optimus Prime, he could have handled a wounded pilot and a dead navigator - but not even Unicron could handle all of them at once. Worst of all, the ship's entire supply of energon has sunk into the sand.
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- Part 3 of Peacemakers Universe
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Law of the Peacemakers by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
18 Jun 2021
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After far too long without recharge or overload, Optimus Prime gets a bug and surrenders to Megatron.
No one listens to Starscream's argument that this surrender is just a peace treaty that says "Congrats Megatron, You Won" at the top of the page.
And Megatron gets cockblocked in every single chapter or your money back guaranteed.Series
- Part 1 of Peacemakers Universe
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Pursuing Efficiency by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
29 May 2021
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Soundwave has been decoding relic locations for so long he's about to offline where he stands, but he refuses to take a break. Megatron helps him out with some enforced R&R, which is not at all code for someone getting their interface panel torn off.
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Usual Standards by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
26 May 2021
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Megatron leaves a threatening note in Rodimus' habsuite, Starscream gets impersonated, and zero bombs get defused. It's a lot of work for a frag.
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A Matter of Pride by megatronfucks (metaphor_enjoyer)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
15 May 2021
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Starscream and Megatron are at a funeral for someone they didn't really know, they're both horny as hell, and the widow has already left to get laid. The solution would be obvious - if either of them would admit how desperate they were.
Also they're both cis human women, and Starscream got lip filler for the express purpose of tormenting Megatron with her sexy lips.