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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    unconnected hollanov/heated rivalry fics all by the same author (it's me, i'm the author) // blanket permission for translations (posted on ao3/linked), podfics (posted on ao3/linked), art of any kind inspired by the fics in this collection! i would love to know about them though

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    16 Apr 2026

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    hr related smaus that are mostly outsider pov/crack. no planned update schedule!

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    15 Apr 2026

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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    15 Apr 2026

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    "Hey. Hey, Hollander."

    Shane sighs, drains the last sip of his beer, and turns towards the voice.

    "You mind if I ask you a question?"

    Can I fucking stop you?

    OR: Shane Hollander meets a Boston Raiders fan. The conversation doesn't go quite how he expects.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    zuko nation @yaoionice

    tell me why the rozanov leaks have me sobbing into my pillow … god i see what you have done for others

    oh captain my captain @jimothykirk

    Replying to @yaoionice

    RIGHT like i think love might be real

    dani @danisqueerbar

    Replying to @jimothykirk

    we found love in a hopeless place (rozanov’s dms)

     

    Or, the internet reacts to leaked messages between Ilya Rozanov and the mysterious Jane.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Ilya, Shane, and the Centaurs keep breaking the Internet. A social media fic of the first year post The Long Game.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    11 Apr 2026

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    mafia boss!ilya being #downbad and shane walking him like a dog.

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    10 Apr 2026

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    + 1 time he completely understood

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    07 Apr 2026

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    05 Apr 2026

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    The media fallout from Ilya signing in Ottawa (and everything after), as seen through the eyes of a hockey journalist who might just have more in common with him than either of them realizes.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    just some fics all taking place in the universe of shane hollander boy kisser confirmed!, where shane, ilya, and friends are continually subjected to the torture nexus that is social media discourse. no need to read any of the other fics in the series for any individual work

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    04 Apr 2026

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    in which everything is about hockey, except hockey, which is about love.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”

    “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.

    Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

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    23 Mar 2026

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    A series of unrelated, canon-compliant oneshots about Shane and Ilya being horny and/or feral for each other.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

    His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

    Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    "Anyway, I wanted to congratulate you."

    "...thank you." Scott said cautiously.

    "You are probably oldest to ever win Cup, so that is very impressive. They should give you special geriatric award."

    There it was.

    "Jesus fucking Christ, kid." Scott huffed a laugh. "You're a piece of work, you know that?"

    "Ah, but I am funny." Rozanov shrugged, sipping his vodka. "And hot." He winked at Kip.

    Kip's jaw flew open and Scott immediately pulled his boyfriend closer to him. So what if Ilya Rozanov was 100% straight and definitely trying to fuck with him? Scott still wasn't going to just stand there while fucking Rozanov flirted with his boyfriend.

    (kip meets ilya at the mvp award night. they become friends <3)

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    15 Mar 2026

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