nutrimercenary
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looking up at rock bottom by nutrimercenary
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
26 Mar 2025
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jim knows there really isn't any such thing as a no-win scenario. it's just that winning doesn't necessarily have to mean he gets to survive to attend the post-win celebration.
but that's okay. who needs some kinda medal or ceremony anyway?
(the ramifications of death and resurrection on the psyche of both the person who died and the people who care about them.)
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the universe is doomed to completely fall apart if it's not stopped and the only way to stop it is for dirk strider to find his ultimate form and become the antagonist so that he can die justly for his crimes and things snap back into place in the wake of his death.
right?
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you, dave strider, famous texan director, billionaire, and most eligible bachelor, have met the funniest fucking troll you've ever seen in your life in the stupidest circumstances.
is it weird you kind of want to pay his bills since he got fired right in front of you? that's weird, right. holy shit you're a creep.
wow, you're just like the assholes you hate. too bad you don't have the time to unpack that!
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but i'm a [redacted] by nutrimercenary for friendlystranger1312
Fandoms: Homestuck, But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
08 Sep 2023
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you're karkat vantas, and you're a boy who likes boys. you're a boy, definitely a boy, who wants to fuck boys, and your father sent you to a fucking camp full of queer misfits being forced into straight and cis and narrow boxes. and of course, it's fucking texas, so it's legal. you're pretty sure everyone in this fucking camp is gay, even the owner and her counselor (and his twin sons), but this whole thing is a shitshow from beginning to end.
hey, at least one of the twins is really cute and likes talking to you. there's one bright point.
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tastes so sweet makes a grown man cry by nutrimercenary for toadsdrool
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Jun 2023
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you, karkat vantas, are a struggling college student that works in the shittiest coffee shop known to man. you meet a cute guy in class your first day back and you know it's not going anywhere but he's funny and cute to look at so you're fine with that.
until he becomes a regular at your work and you realize you're going to be seeing him much more often than you thought.
you've got a lot of secrets you're hiding from him and you want to keep it that way even if all you want to do is yank him over the counter and kiss him, but it seems kind of like he's got a lot of secrets too.
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Connection by DorkLarue
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
02 Mar 2025
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Spock did not like to consider himself “sexually frustrated”. But the fact of the matter was, he has not had an orgasm in decades, and has not had a satisfying one in nearly a century.
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04 Mar 2025
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“Lana was onto something. That pussy does taste like Pepsi-Cola.”
Karkat swatted at him, but it was half-hearted at best.
“Mind if I get a better taste?” He was already lowering himself, trailing kisses and bites down Karkat’s body.Karkat is an ASMRtist living in the middle of Houston, Texas. This is a struggle and a hell of his own creation. Between his neighbor’s constant barrage of bass heavy music and the ever present traffic outside his, ninety percent window, apartment recording is nearly impossible.
The only thing that pulls him out of the personal/professional funk that he often spirals into is the sweet caress, or just voice, of a literal angel. AKA Godhead, Karkat’s favorite “digital creator,” whose voice alone brings him through any kind of hell or high water.
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Art for the prompt: Dave misuses his time powers to give Karkat the threesome he deserves.
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Bookmarked by nutrimercenary
14 Jun 2023
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A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.
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Bookmarked by nutrimercenary
26 Apr 2023
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Between the one amateur porno he can’t seem to stop watching, LIT 104, his most recent (and very painful) breakup, and the price of cigarettes these days, Karkat can’t seem to catch a fucking break.
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15 Feb 2023