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Patrick Brewer would always remember the first words ever spoken to him by the man who he would eventually marry, because they were “What the fuck are you doing? Are you an idiot?”
The Firefighter-AU enemies-to-secret-husbands fic I didn't know I wanted to write. NOW COMPLETE!
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- Part 2 of Strike Anywhere
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- 16/16
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12 May 2021
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“I was thinking, and you know what would be fun? A bet.”
“What?” Patrick asks confused.
“Some friendly competition, Brewer. Something to spice things up.”
“What kind of bet?” Patrick asks suspiciously.
Brock’s grin turns dangerous. “I bet you can’t get David Rose to sleep with you.”
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A high school AU about bets, art, Elvis Presley and hopefully finding yourself in between.
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- English
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- 100,021
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- 20/20
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30 Apr 2021
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“It’s early, but we’ve got a few results coming in. For more, we’ll send you over to Patrick Brewer at the Big Board.”
David expects to see another boring old suit, but Patrick Brewer, it turns out, is young, with short brown hair and wide, inviting eyes. “Hi,” he says, smiling. “I’m Patrick Brewer. Let’s take a look at the first numbers coming out of Indiana…”
“Ooh,” David says. “Board guy is cute.”
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05 Apr 2021
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09 Mar 2021
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David had missed one phone call and now his life is falling apart. Well, okay, he’d missed like three months of phone calls, but who could blame him when things at the gallery had been so hectic? He’d made one tiny mistake, and now he has no choice but to go crawling to the last person who would ever want to help him. How the fuck is he supposed to convince Patrick to marry him when his own boyfriend won’t?
Or, a very loose adaptation of The Proposal
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10 Feb 2021
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After the grant money he promised to get was delayed by an emergency bridge repair project, Patrick's done his best to help David with the store while still working at Ray’s, not giving him enough time to ascertain where David’s head might be, in terms of his feelings or interest or whatever in anything beyond the friendship they’ve built these many months. Sure, they banter, which Patrick hopes David is seeing as flirting, but David’s so quick witted with everyone that Patrick isn’t sure that what they have is special. It’s special to him, special in ways he’s still coming to grips with, but is it special to David?
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18 Jan 2021
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"Have you seen Patrick or Stevie yet?"
David's throat closes up at their names. Fuck, he didn't realize it would be this hard. "Not yet."
"Well, I know they'd be thrilled to hear you're back," she tells him, sliding his coffee across to him. "Stevie's probably still at the motel right now, but Patrick is at—"
"Thanks so much, Twyla," David cuts her off with his most charming smile and bolts from the café with his tail between his legs.
He didn't realize how not ready he was to be back in Schitt's Creek.
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David has been in love with Patrick Brewer since he was 16 years old. Maybe this is the year he'll let Patrick love him back.(a classic childhood-friends-to-lovers-to-exes-to-friends-with-benefits-to-exes-again-to-lovers au)
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11 Jan 2021
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“What are you doing here?”
Patrick blinks beneath the toque shoved onto his head, steadily dripping melting snow from his coat onto the mat they once purchased together. “Um… it’s my weekend."
What? David is already shaking his head, but Patrick takes a step forward, eyes wide, skin pale despite his cold-flushed cheeks.
“I get Christmas. You get New Years. I thought..." Patrick trails off and licks his lips. Behind him, snow blows in through the still-open doorway. "I thought that's what we agreed."
Or, the exes-stuck-in-a-cabin fic I wrote totally and completely for myself.
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- Part 1 of let your heart be light
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- English
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25 Dec 2020
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David and Patrick's last day in their first house.
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22 Dec 2020
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The Birds They Sang - Post-Apocalyptic Love Stories by Distractivate
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
26 Nov 2020
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Fics and artwork set in the same near-future post-apocalypitc universe. The series title is from the song "Anthem" by Leonard Cohen.
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19 Dec 2020
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Set in the post-apocalyptic universe of my fic Blackbird, Fly, Marcy and Clint Brewer embark on a desperate search for their son, Patrick.
This is a stand-alone story. Knowledge of the first fic in the series is not required.
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19 Dec 2020
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“Ugh!” David shouts, trying to figure out how to explain how utterly maddening this man was. “Yes, he was polite, I guess, but the way he said it was like—" he lets out a noise of frustration “—you know that fucking emoji of the moon?”
“The one with that condescending smile that looks like it probably just did a really bad fart and is proud of it?”
“Yes!” David points so forcefully at Stevie that he almost falls off the couch. “He may have said polite words but his expression was pure stinky-fart-moon-face!”
Stevie makes a noise of disgust. “I hate that fucking emoji.”
David meets Patrick Brewer, a glassblower, at the Elmington Craft Fair and loves his work, but wishes it didn’t come attached to someone so condescending. Not that it matters, because apparently Patrick has no interest in becoming part of the Rose Apothecary brand. It wouldn’t be nearly so annoying if Patrick’s best friend wasn’t about to be David’s newest vendor.
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- Part 1 of Arts and Crafts
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08 Dec 2020
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Meet me out at the end of my rope by yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
08 Dec 2020
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Usually, David will take any excuse to put himself in Patrick’s space. This time, though, he stays where he is, though he does stop whatever he’s doing with the crab cakes. “So, your mom said something interesting to me earlier.” His voice is painfully neutral and with his back still turned, Patrick doesn’t have an expression to read.
Or, what if more than one bombshell was dropped the day of Patrick's birthday — one they couldn't come back from?- Language:
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- 12/12
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07 Dec 2020
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It still doesn’t explain why there is a small being manning their store, swinging his legs back and forth like he’s just pleased as punch to be there.
“What the fuck?” David blurts, and the kid’s eyes blow wide.
“That’s a bad word,” he whispers.
“Um…” Fuck, now what? “It… is.” Is he supposed to apologize? Oh my God, is this what parenthood is? Constantly saying sorry for your fuck ups? That you can’t actually call ‘fuck ups’ because your kid will call you out on inappropriate verbiage?
Or, David and Patrick befriend a single mom and her son. Well, Patrick does. David is still feeling things out.
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- Part 1 of you got a big old heart in there, david
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- 12/12
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07 Dec 2020
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“What if you did have a boyfriend?” Stevie makes it sound so reasonable and David does his best not to show the stab of jealousy deep in his gut at the words.
“They’re coming in like, two weeks, Stevie. There’s no way I can meet a guy in that time, let alone get to a point of introducing him to my parents.” Patrick sounds wistful, though.
“It could be me,” David says at the same moment as Stevie asks, “What about David?”
A festive fake dating!AU.
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- English
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05 Dec 2020
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Patrick had washed his face after the show. He’d known David had a vision of how his engagement announcement would go, and that vision didn’t include Patrick in full Emcee makeup. He hadn’t had time to completely clean it off, though, and when he stares at himself in the mirror he can see the last remnants of his eyeliner still on his face. It’s… It’s interesting.
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30 Nov 2020
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24 Sep 2020
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There were certainly prescient hints about David’s obligation to follow all commands given to him. For one, his own irritability over wanting to say no sometimes but seemingly being unable to do so.
A modern-day AU in which David is cursed to follow any command he’s given, and the stark, rippling consequences of such a burden. Inspired by Ella Enchanted.
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27 Aug 2020
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“Thank you for calling 94.1 CBC Radio, this is ‘What the Folk’, my name is Patrick and you’re on the air!” His voice sounds too loud in his headphones, and he hopes to God he’s not shouting. Shouting at his first ever on-air caller would be just his fucking luck.
“Hi, Patrick? Yes, who do I speak to about the fact that you’ve played six Lumineers songs in the last hour?”
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Patrick is a late-night folk radio DJ, David is the owner of a car with a broken radio dial and opinions that need to be shared.
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- English
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14 Aug 2020
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The Roses never lose their fortune, and David never moves to Schitt's Creek. He's facing down the prospect of spending New Year's Eve alone, when fate traps him in an elevator with a certain Canadian tourist.
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- English
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- 25/25
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21 Jul 2020