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    “A Ger—there’s a Nazi werewolf in Beacon Hills?” Stiles was yelling now, he couldn’t help it, because what the ever loving fuck was their lives. “A Nazi were—an alpha Nazi werewolf.”

    An attempt to gather up all the loose ends from season five that works...medium well.

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    11 Aug 2017

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    The Sheriff shifted, beer in hand, immediately wary of the pair of werewolves on his porch.

    “Good evening, Sheriff,” Scott greeted, with an uncomfortable and forced smile.

    “Good evening, Scott,” Sheriff Stilinski returned patiently, playing along. “Anything I can help you with?” He didn’t look like he actually wanted an answer, which was fair because they rarely saw him when someone wasn’t on the verge of being arrested or dead.

    “This is probably going to sound really weird, but I promise I’m being completely serious.” The Sheriff nodded for him to continue, almost looking pained. “Do you have a son, by any chance?”

    “Excuse me?”

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    11 Aug 2017

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    23 Jul 2017

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    And I'm gonna get me some land.

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    23 Jul 2017

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    23 Jul 2017

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    “Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”

    “Oh thank god!”

    “Stiles?”

    “I, uh, I need some advice.”

    “Advice?”

    “Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”

    Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”

    “That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”

    “Stiles...what are you doing right now?”

     

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    Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.

    Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.

    But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.

    Or even know who Derek was.

    But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!


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    09 Jul 2017

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    Once is an incident. Twice is a coincidence. 5,148 times is a century curse.

    OR, why people kill each other everywhere Jessica Fletcher goes, and what Stiles and his friends intend to do about it.

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    04 Jul 2017

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    Stiles says, “I have a five year plan. A five year plan to popularity that will tank the minute I meet this guy.”

    “I feel like you’re exaggerating,” Scott says, but Scott has a katana-wielding badass waiting for him at the other end of the rainbow, and Stiles has terrariums.

    Or—

    A soulmate au with turtles and angst.

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    06 Jun 2017

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    "For those who understand, no explanation is necessary; for those who don't understand, no explanation is possible." – USMC

    A murdered radio shock-jock and Navy lieutenant. White bread upper middles buying bombs. Weird case, weirder attitudes in the bullpen. Tony has suspicions, but up until yesterday, until Tony slid into the backseat of the agency sedan with his teammates, until they dropped their little bombshell and sent shrapnel gouging deep trenches in Tony's worldview, he'd called McGee and Ziva partners. Gibbs was another story entirely.

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    19 May 2017

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    “Just keep coming back to me,” says Foggy, and Matt could kiss him then, he could, but that’s not fair, because one of these nights Matt will come back to him in a bodybag and it’s already bad enough. It wouldn’t be fair. It’s unfair enough as it is. Matt Murdock, finally finding the sin he won’t commit in the name of justice. Matt Murdock, never quite falling out of love.

    “I promise,” says Matt, and Foggy isn’t the one who hears heartbeats, can’t catch the lie.

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    12 May 2017

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    Series created due to the fact that I've had a lot of "female!Tony" feelings that could lead to a long story or series of shorts. "Starring Role" is one of the songs by Marina & The Diamonds that made me think of Steve/Tony months years ago... and after that more & more of M&tD songs made me think of Tony until it occurred to me that M&tD would be my chosen soundtrack for a female Tony.

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    09 Apr 2017

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    Everyone is born with a number visible on a random body part, a number that only exists twice—on yourself and on your soul mate.

    Tony, famous from birth, was brought up to always hide his number from everyone around him in order to protect both himself and his soul mate from kidnapping and extortion. Clint, meanwhile, had his number obliterated by an accident when he was young and now only has only his own memory to rely on, having no records of his number from before.

    Then, one day, Clint accidentally sees Tony's number.

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    13 Mar 2017

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    A series of oneshot stories exploring reconciliation in the wake of the events of Captain America: Civil War, mostly centered around Tony and the Barton family, but featuring all of the Avengers at some point or another.

    A fix-it without changing the events of CACW.

    Even though I really want to.

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    12 Mar 2017

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    James Kirk was the rudest student Professor Heleine ever taught. He stomped out of the middle of the professor's lecture like he wasn't a mere cadet. Well, the professor was done putting up with him. If he couldn't sit through an expert lecture, then he should give the lecture about Tarsus. That would teach him some respect.

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    11 Mar 2017

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    “And once again, you think you know what’s best for me.”

    John rises from the chair, the anger and frustration and hurt overwhelming him, bursting out of every pore, and he doesn’t even know for sure that it’s Sherlock he’s angry at, really, but the only reason he tied himself to Mary in the first place is because the person he really loved left him behind, and the woman he married once sat in the shadows above a darkened swimming pool and aimed a sniper rifle at his heart and later shot his best friend in cold blood and cuckolded him and just gave birth to a child that wasn’t his and right now he just can’t do this, he just fucking can’t do this anymore.

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    John has to somehow rebuild his life in the wake of Mary's betrayal and Sherlock's deceptions.

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    12 Oct 2016

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    In which Stiles ships Derek/nice things almost as hard as I do

    Or

    Stiles definitely starts off thinking it’s fucking hilarious that Derek-sourwolf-Hale does crosswords and cares about scuffs on his furniture.

    But at a certain point, and he can’t pinpoint exactly when, “fully functional adult couple” somehow becomes a massive fetish of his. Derek in sweats and bare feet, nudging his glasses up his nose while he does the Sunday crossword? Unff. Derek filling out forms to get some renovations on his property approved? Oh God, yes. Derek putting away groceries and bitching that the corner store was out of the right type of Greek yogurt? Take me now, Stiles thinks, worrying at his lower lip with his teeth.

    This can’t be normal.

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    11 Oct 2016

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    Still, whether or not the nurses want to hear it, Derek has some serious issues with the way Stiles skates around the ward, upending instruments and scattering papers and chewing on pens. His scrubs never fit right and are always riding up to show patches of smooth, pale skin and his hair is frankly pornographic. It’s just so…unprofessional.

    Stiles is a hyperactive Obstetrician. Derek is a grumpy Midwife. It's true love (and babies!).

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    11 Oct 2016

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    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
    Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. - Hamlet, Act 1 Scene 1

    In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.

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    08 Oct 2016

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    John Watson never knew that he wanted a ‘no toast in the mornings’ normal until he realized what an honor it is to be destroyed by Sherlock Holmes.

    Written for Johnlock Challenges: “The modern take of The Three Garridebs; essentially, John is wounded during a case and Sherlock loses his mind a little bit. And then gayness. Obviously that last bit is where it deviates from canon…or is it? Any rating.”

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    07 Oct 2016

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    22 Sep 2016

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