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A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love by the_untamed_poet25
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Sep 2026
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A series of one or two chapter fics featuring our favorite intellectual but emotionally inept dorks.
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28 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
peakest haikaveh oneshot series to ever exist (as an asexual myself)
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He drove in complete silence except for the quiet growl of the car. It was almost midnight and since he wasn't driving on a main road, the streets were empty. These conditions were his favourite.
Unfortunately, he noticed someone walking on the side of the road, so he slowed down a bit to safely pass him. However, he saw that he was walking with his thumb outstretched as if he was trying to catch a car.
Or
Haikaveh but when Alhaitham was driving home he saw someone trying to hitchhike, but this ride would end a little differently.
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19 Jul 2025
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A Treatise on the Annotation of Attraction (or, How to Intellectualize Your Way into a Love Affair) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Apr 2025
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“Fine. Then prove me wrong.”
Alhaitham’s brow arched. “What do you mean?”
Kaveh leaned back in his chair, arms crossed. “If you think love is something that can be understood through experience, then go ahead. Experience it.”
Alhaitham considered this. “You want me to fall in love?”
Kaveh shrugged. “I want you to test your own hypothesis.”
Another pause.
Then—
“That would require a subject.”
Kaveh snorted. “Good luck with that.”
Alhaitham hummed.
And then—calm, calculated, infuriating—he lifted his pen, tilted his head, and wrote beneath Kaveh’s challenge:
“You’ll do.”
Or, how Alhaitham accidentally weaponized his thesis as a flirting technique and Kaveh is absolutely not having a good time.
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- Part 6 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
- Part 2 of A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love
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15 Jul 2025
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A Treatise on Cognitive Dissonance in Shared Living Spaces (or, How to Fall for Your Subject and Blame It on Science) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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“You know me,” Alhaitham continued smoothly. “Emotionless. A husk. I’d never write romantic monologues about your voice or dream logs detailing my desire to kiss your stupid mouth. That would be ridiculous. That would mean I—feel things.”
Kaveh’s eye twitched.
“You absolute liar,” he whispered, half in awe, half in psychic damage.
“I’m not lying. I’m just—quantifying performance art.”
“You’re in love with me, and you made it a research paper.”
“A deeply flawed paper. Still awaiting peer review.”
“I’m going to strangle you with my robe sash.”
Alhaitham stepped forward. Close. Too close. Intolerably, infuriatingly close.
“So you did wear the robe to provoke me.”
Or, love was the variable Alhaitham couldn’t control, and Kaveh was the hypothesis that broke him.
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A Treatise on Interpersonal Catastrophe (or, How to Journal the Structural Integrity of Yearning) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Jun 2025
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Kaveh gasps like a betrayed lover in a historical drama. “You critiqued my heartbreak!”
“You footnoted your horniness, Kaveh!”
“I—!” Kaveh flushes. “That was artistic nuance!”
“There were diagrams.”
“They helped emphasize the tension!”
“There was a scale from ‘mild yearning’ to ‘I would lick his spine.’”
“IT WAS A THEORETICAL SPINE!”
In which Kaveh writes about Alhaitham, and Alhaitham annotates the emotional wreckage with better grammar and worse restraint.
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