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Chrissy yawns and idly flips through his information on the fax they sent over.
Father… Harrington sounds promising enough on paper, at least. He’s already two years into his priesthood so he should fit in fine in the neighborhood and he’ll be residing in his own apartments near the cathedral. She prays he has no difficulty actually getting to the church. Lord knows Father Wiliams (rest in peace) had an alarming amount of trouble going home after services, being 87 and all.
Father Harrington looks to be…29. Hmm, young. Even better.
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Chrissy is a nun, Eddie is a priest, and each Christmas brings them closer than ever before.
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Chrissy is strong. She is not giving in. She can’t. One wrong move and she’ll be making that stupid cow noise again. Although, he wouldn’t call it that. Eddie says she sounds like a little lamb when she moans.
Calls her Bo Peep.
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- Part 9 of Absolutely Normal Nonsense
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A very serious conversation in which Chrissy and Eddie discuss the merits of combining sour and sweet.
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- Part 8 of Absolutely Normal Nonsense
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Forest Hills trailer park has absolutely imaginary rules about pets that everyone seems to enforce and ignore all at once.
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- Part 7 of Absolutely Normal Nonsense
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How can I look how I look (and not care?) by starloves
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
02 Mar 2024
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When Chrissy moved into the Munson trailer she threw out all her old clothes.
Well.
Most of them anyway.
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- Part 6 of Absolutely Normal Nonsense
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Brainless fics about Chrissy and her himbo Edward
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"Maybe his fantasy of finally infiltrating a very wealthy, very beautiful bachelorette party who just always dreamed of running a train on a brown-eyed gigolo would be there, waiting for him, and he’d—
Someone burns rubber up next to where he’s walking. Someone in an absurd fucking car."
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She needed a break from her hectic life and emotionally distant fiancé and so did he… A coffee break that is!
What happens when former high school sweethearts return to their small hometown in Indiana for Christmas and decide to stay and give love and the simple life a try? …Along with a cup of coffee and her grandmother’s famous muffin recipe…
We won't ever find out because this story is about Chrissy and Eddie and their journey back home to the big city after each gets dumped on Christmas Eve by their muffin-making fiancés. And somewhere along their trip, Chrissy and Eddie discover that even though this story isn’t the stuff of a Hallmark Christmas movie, they still might have a happy ending.
Bookmarked by starloves
25 Dec 2024
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WE GETTING OUT OF HALLMARK WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️❤️🎄🎁
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"Welcome to the Metal Chicken, home of the 'Metal Chicken Challenge', can I take your order please?" by badfanfictionaire for SaintMarySunshine
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Jun 2024
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Usually, Steve plods out the door and calls goodbye over his shoulder to them on his way out, but today he actually pauses and waves. Eddie doesn’t miss the way his eyes linger on a certain black-clad figure who’s just sidled up to the counter to order.
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The one where Eddie and Chrissy own a diner, and Eddie gets a brilliant idea as to how he can play matchmaker for Steve and Eden...
Bookmarked by starloves
01 Dec 2024
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AMAZING, REVOLUTIONARY — Steve and Eden got me going crazy 😭🙏🏽
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The thing about Heather Holloway is that she isn't supposed to be in Billy's life. He's tried so hard to make sure of that. Works at it daily.
She's an upper class girl. A kind girl. A pretty girl. A girl with dark curls in a scrunchie, wearing bangles obnoxiously thick for her sharp wrists. Doe-eyes that people innately trust. Lips that curve in an enticing slope whenever she opens her sweet mouth.
Too sweet.
The kind of sweet that sinks into Billy’s marrow like a cancer.
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- Part 1 of swallow my tears
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“You know birds have hollow bones?” She says quietly into the thick air. “If I had hollow bones, I would fly away from here.”
“And where would you go, your majesty?” His voice is low to match her volume, fingers still wrapped loosely around hers.
“Just away,” Somewhere I can be free, she thinks, but doesn’t say aloud.
Overhead, the purple finch flies off the tree branch.
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Chrissy is struggling. Eddie helps.
Bookmarked by starloves
11 Jan 2023
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😭😭😭 lovely
Edit: NEVER MISSES I STILL LOVE THIS LIKE CRAZY HOLY FUCK