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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Tommy does not need a witch. Everyone says that familiars can't live without them, but he's not choosing anyone who isn't worth his time. This is a problem for the Mage guild, because Tommy is the most powerful familiar they've seen in one hundred years. Too bad for them, he was running away and leaving all of magic behind him. He befriends small-town beekeeper Tubbo and starts a new life.
    ... and then he bonded to Tubbo?
    Since when was Tubbo a fucking witch?!

    Or: 5 times witches used Tommy's magic + the one time he did it on purpose.

    Created for the 2024 Winter Solstice event
    Prompts: "Promise me you won't overreact" | 5+1 Things | Relationship Reveal

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    08 Apr 2025

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    GRAGHHHHH MY SILLIES GRR

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Techno's Google Search History:

    How to find missing child?
    What to do when you lose your brothers child?
    Help
    Does saying marco polo work to find missing child?
    How do I avoid my brother?

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    01 Apr 2025

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    SKIBIDI? :o

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    Tommy watched in growing apprehension as his handler left the room. The other three aliens all moved to the side to seemingly watch.

    “What’s going on?” Tommy asked. “What do you want with me?”

    None of them replied, but they did look enraptured with him. Like he was some kind of exotic animal in the zoo. He curled into the blanket as much as he could, wishing he could sink through the floor.

    What were they even staring at?

    Bunch of creeps.
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    Tommy thought getting abducted by aliens meant he'd be tied to a slab and dissected. That... didn't happen. Instead, they coo, stare, and pamper him like a treasured pet. If only he could get them to see he was sentient. Easy, right?

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    31 Mar 2025

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    AH YEAH HUMAN + ALIEN DSMP RAGHHHH

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    N was always considered the liability when it came back to his squad. When it came down to most kills, he had the worst luck and sometimes the softest heart of the group. When it concerned orders, he could be a little slow on the uptake, but it always came back to being a good disassembly drone for the group. Things just never seem to go his way, but that didn't mean it had to be that way forever.

    One heavy smack from J and suddenly he's stumbled onto a string of code that's been hidden beneath piles and piles of data. Strangely enough, this string of code was better known as...

    "Vacation days."

    So, what exactly does that entail?

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    11 Mar 2025

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    :D

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    “Uhm, hello? Are you alright, sir?”

    Techno’s head snaps up. What he sees is even more of a shock than the bodies littering the area around him.

    A kid. One that looked to be around eight years old, lanky in height and hunched over as his eyes scanned the scene in some sort of nervous-guilt. A notebook jutting out of the pocket of his trousers. A silver gun shaking in his hands.

    A literal child with a gun.

    A child who, Techno assumes, shot five people through their foreheads with pinpoint accuracy.

    A child who saved The Blood God.

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    In which Technoblade meets an 8-year-old Ranboo during the middle of the zombie apocalypse and owes him a favor.

    The favor? Find Ranboo’s best friend.

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    26 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read later <3