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Fandoms

  1. Abbott Elementary (TV) (21)
  2. What We Do in the Shadows (TV) (13)
  3. DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV) (12)
  4. The Good Place (TV) (12)
  5. The Umbrella Academy (TV) (11)

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Recent series

  1. Summary

    This is not the best case scenario. But it could have been worse.

    A series of standalone fics taking place in a world where Murderbot did not get its memories back and ended up going to Preservation with six sad humans, a couple days worth of traumatic life experience, and very confused organic parts.

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  3. Summary

    Whether they’re in love or not, Barbie and Ken are, in some way, soulmates, as much as two dolls can be.

    (Except they’re not dolls anymore.)

    Their human family helps them out.

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  5. Summary

    The Seven (plus Emma) live on the fourth floor of an apartment building. Josh is the newest addition, but he’s very quickly becoming a part of their ragtag family.

    Stay tuned for found family shenanigans, some will-they-or-won’t they antics, classic sitcom tropes subverted, deconstructed, and played gloriously straight, earnest lessons about the power of friendship, and actually some really sad parts, because between them there are enough dark pasts to make a black hole.

    In other words, it’s a sitcom, guys.

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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    For the first time in his unfortunate life, Joe makes makes a good decision and now that he and Rico Ratso Rizzo are alive and (relatively) well down in Florida, well, certainly the worst is behind them.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    “So… shawarma?” Yelena asks after everything’s cooled down and the cameras are all gone.

    “Really?” Walker sneers, “Are you serious right now, cause— cause that’s not funny—“

    “I mean, it’s a little funny.” Yelena chuckles, which obviously means Alexei has to follow with loud boisterous laughter, even if he clearly doesn’t know what’s going on.

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    Or, Five times Bucky helped the Thunderbolts get through something, and one time they helped him.

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    11 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    "What do you mean, we're driving?"

    Or: when the plane that Bucky called to take them to NYC never comes, the Thunderbolts are stuck in the middle of the desert. Their only option? Drive the 32 hours between southwestern Utah and NYC in order to rescue Bob.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Bob settles in to life at the Watchtower.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    my take on a slice of life/2012 avengers fic version of thunderbolts

    also very proud to be one of the first yelena/bob fics

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    11/?
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    19 Jan 2026