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Mission: Kill Orange, Kiss Blue, Fuck the Ore+ by therealcyan
Fandoms: Among Us (Cartoon 2026)
25 Jul 2026
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After Lime is killed by Orange in front of everyone at the Reactor, they wake up back in their bedroom on the Skeld just hours before the first kill (White) happens.
Determined to stop Orange from killing more crewmates, Lime initially works solo. However fearing their death happening again, Lime eventually makes an decision that will shock everyone.
Will Lime successfully save everyone?
Or will they die trying?Read the fic to find out.
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One of Lime's tiktok videos which went viral when they were young.
This is based on my headcanon where Lime has a secret YouTube channel they ran since their childhood. -
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This is the most peakest fic in the history of TADC.
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Co dzieje się w Harrenhal, Zostaje w Harrenhal by therealcyan
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
20 Jun 2026
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Parodyjna wersja Rebelli Roberta, w której Bunt nie wydarzył się bo jakiś książe z bajki porzucił żonę i dzieci dla 14 latki, która była zaręczona do typa który miał bękarta.
Bunt Roberta wydarzył się, ponieważ Stannis Baratheon miał dosyć wychowywania jego 5-letniego brata, więc zdecydował się pojawić w Harrenhal aby ukraść narzeczoną starszego brata żeby "dać mu nauczkę". Tylko, Stannis nie wiedział że zakocha się w narzeczonej brata i nagle "przypadkowo" zacząć bunt przeciwko królowi, który kosztował życia nie tylko i ludzi, jak i ich stanu psychicznego; np. Ned nigdy nie był taki sam po zobaczeniu wydarzeń w "Wieży Szczęścia".
Czy Stannis upewni się że nikt się nie dowie, nawet za kosztem nieskończonych długów do Żelaznego Banku w Braavos?
Przeczytaj tą historię aby się dowiedzieć.
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- Part 3 of ASOIAF Fics
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- Polski
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- 222
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What Happens at Harrenhal, Stays at Harrenhal. by therealcyan
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 Jun 2026
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Basically a short Robert's Rebellion rewrite, where the Rebellion didn't happen because some crown prince dumped his wife and kids for a 14 year old girl who was engaged to a guy who already had a bastard;
The Rebellion happened because Stannis Baratheon was done babysitting his 5 yo. brother so he decided to pull up at Harrenhal and take his big brother's fiance to "teach him a lesson.". Except, Stannis didn't think he would fall in love with his brother's fiance and then "accidentally" start a rebellion which cost the lives of many ppl including their sanities; for example Ned was never the same again after witnessing the events at the Tower of Joy.
Will Stannis ensure nobody finds out even at the cost of neverending debts to the Iron Bank of Braavos?
Read this story to find out.
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- Part 1 of ASOIAF Fics
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ASOIAF Fics by therealcyan
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
20 Jun 2026
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Janna Lore | a story about my main oc, but not rlly, that has a lot of lore by therealcyan
Fandom Janna Lore
09 May 2026
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Purple keeps waking up back in the security office. Their crew is alive again. They have a week to figure out how to keep everyone alive until they get to Industria.
They're not as alone as they think.
Bookmarked by therealcyan
25 Jun 2026
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"They had just come back from a wild mission — one that left them all exposed to a strange smoke compelling absolute honesty, it was like a truth serum, Supposedly, the effect would wear off by the next day, but no one was certain. To be safe, they agreed not to ask each other any questions until it passed; everyone clearly had secrets best left untouched.
For a while, things went smoothly… until Kai blurted out, “Jay, are you a virgin?”
It was a cruel joke — and the worst possible time for it"
Bookmarked by therealcyan
16 May 2026
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To be Known the Way You should: Is To See The Storm by marchbarnes
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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With the weather and anxiety plaguing him the night before Dunk's first joust, he finds himself back at the Baratheon tent searching for any sort of way to distract himself.
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Никому не рассказывай by Lubava21
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
30 Jan 2026
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Дунк приходит в кабак, чтобы отвести Дейрона домой.
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- Part 1 of Наш дом
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- Русский
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- 1,259
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Bookmarked by therealcyan
13 Feb 2026
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I LOVE THIS FIC. SHAME IT'S IN RUSSIAN, BUT AT LEAST I CAN TRANSLATE THEM AND READ IT
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(Set after Season 5: Volume I. Ages changed to 18 years old.)
“Um, I-I had to share my body heat with you to keep you alive,” Will adds. Picturing Will getting semi-naked to help raise his body temperature turns Mike beet red.
The silence is deafening. Mike needed to say something – anything. Unfortunately, he lands on the topic at hand. “Skin-to-skin contact,” He states, recalling the treatment for hypothermia.
The worst possible thing he could say.
“Yeah,” Will chokes out, “Skin-to-skin contact.”
“Cool.” Mike blurts out, without thinking. “I mean, not cool that you had to – that we had to – uh, never mind.”
“Right,” Will mutters.
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The one where Will has to treat Mike for hypothermia by sharing body heat.
All while being targeted by Vecna...
Bookmarked by therealcyan
01 Jan 2026