18 Bookmarks by unique2uni
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Albert and Jake are assigned each other as group partners for a science project. They’re both incredibly distracted, and Albert gets fed up. Dirty, filthy, mad science ensues.
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Still, it's blaringly obvious. Even if the tattoos are hidden, their open affection toward each other online turns into anything but that.
Jake can hide the moon etched into his forearm but never the laughter that's perfumed with obsession whenever he's recording with Albert--who wouldn’t dare to hold back his chin in the palm of his hand as Jake explains something he's definitely paying attention to. Hanging onto every word as if he wished to drench himself in bright syllables and low chuckles.
Subtlety and matching tattoos really don't go together.
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03 Aug 2026
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THIS AND THE WHOLE SERIES WAS AMAZING IM IN AWE
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So this is an alternative universe where they are very famous MMA fighters but one day Albert finds out that he is going to have a MMA fight with Jake but things play out much differently than they thought. And they like blood.
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February 22, 2018
11:10amJayingee: hey sexy ;) saw your pfp and knew i had to add you. 23/m, you?
AlbertsStuff: i’m flattered but that’s kinda gay
Jayingee: fuck
Jayingee: i’m not gay dawg my stupid bot’s coding just messes up and dms guys sometimesAlbertsStuff: you’re a REAL PERSON???
albert receives a suspicious bot message, and decides to mess around with it.
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Flowers Grow from Dirt and to Dirt They Return by R4MP4GE
Fandoms: flamingo - Fandom, Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen (TV)
26 Jun 2026
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➀ THE WATERBOYS ►
▶︎·|၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။ 7:02
↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺2019 Remaster - We will not be lovers.
Jake and Albert happen to be in a mall buying a new skateboard while its shot up.
Jake refuses to talk about the fact, and rather turn vulnerable moments intimate to avoid facing the facts of what they went through.
All while being normal in front of friends.
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The moon from the window panes looked effervescent draped all over Jake. Its luminescence clung to the sharp corners of his body and smoothed him out under the shimmering rays. He looked soft like this. He looked like that boy he messaged for the first time in 2011.
Jalbert vs The Allegations.
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albert is drunk and throws a beer bottle at jake while their 5 year old child watches (divorce) by 2kawaii4comfort
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction
20 Jan 2026
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Because he can still hear it like it’s just happened. Could still trace the weights of the words around his tongue. Sugar melting everpink into a summery daze.
“Good boy.”
After the events of that video, things only escalate. Albert’s at his wit’s end.
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Albert forgets. Again.
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' it'd be so easy if he could just come back to what already works.'
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Jake’s pulse was still annoyingly uneven. He’d practically malfunctioned and shut down in the doorway, all because of a random guy.
This was just… he… his brain was clearly just trying to cope with the isolation or boredom or whatever happened when someone spent the whole week inside. That had to be it.
He’s only ever dated women. Entirely normal heterosexual behaviour. Yet now he was faced with this predicament. Replaying every moment of speaking to a stupid guy like a lovesick teenager.
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Upon first sight, Jake falls for Albert, his DoorDash delivery driver, and becomes absolutely smitten.
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Like most mornings, Jake wakes up before the roosters begin to crow. Wiping down the marble countertops, then the cast iron, and perhaps the eggs as well. When you’re best friends with someone for more than ten years, you learn all sorts of things about them, even the way they prefer their eggs. Know that Albert isn’t the pickiest when it comes to food. Even with his stubborn exterior, he would gladly devour a pile of dirt if he knew his Jakey made it.
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The afternoon sun glints off a familiar sedan. The trunk is slightly ajar, groceries piled high, a few stray items threatening to escape from the passenger seats. Albert steps out, one hand on the hatch, the other holding a reusable shopping bag like a seasoned general surveying the battlefield.
“Ah,” he announces dramatically, planting his foot on the asphalt. “I see I have entered enemy territory.”
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Albert has kneeled in confession, praying for repentance and he has kneeled, head laid against Jake's inner thighs, and he can definitely tell you which one makes him feel holy.
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Jake has always meant everything to him—They've been friends since they were twelve, joke-flirting like it's second nature (see what i did there???), and they've even made it clear to each other that they love each other (platonically, of course, duh).
But lately, Albert’s feelings have started to run deeper, and he has no idea why. The problem is… he’s not sure how much longer he can keep it all under control around Jake.
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Albert starts to develop a crush on his best friend, and he's struggling to get it together around the person in question.
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give all you’ve got, under the moonlight, it’s yours for the taking by str4ngerf4lls
Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Flamingo (YouTube), Jayingee (Youtube)
25 Jun 2026
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Albert and his friends go on a two week holiday to Italy!! But right before, albert starts realising that he’s falling for Jake. How will he handle two weeks around him?
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When albert realises he loves Jake, Albert desperately wants to confess to him but doesn’t want to risk ruining their friendship and their holiday. He needs his friends to help him out.
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“As if they’d believe me and *him* would ever be friends. Fuck, you might as well have us look like we’re in a relationship.” Albert scoffed, before looking up and seeing Adam and Mike glance at eachother, both grinning.
“I know what you two are thinking. Theres no way in fucking hell. You guys are joking. Right?”
OR Jalbert actor au who has to be in a pretend relationship to fix their reputation
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"I wanna ruin our friendship" (we should be lovers instead) by Sodakittyz
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
12 Apr 2026
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First day of school, Jay meets a new girl who moved into town during summer break, assuming she isn't well known -- which she is wrong about.