yeet_all_the_thots
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (12)
- Dream SMP (9)
- Just Roll With It (Podcast) (5)
- Video Blogging RPF (4)
- Empires SMP (4)
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Take Your Time (and Take It from Me) by yeet_all_the_thots
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga)
05 Apr 2026
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"Tanjiro hadn’t seen Sabito or Makomo since he’d agreed to Urokodaki’s offer.
He missed them, honestly — despite their harsh training methods and reticence, they were the closest thing he had to friends. Growing up, he’d only ever had his siblings; there were a couple other kids around his age in the village, but they weren’t interested in hanging out with him, and he didn’t have the time.
The final night before he left, Makomo appeared."
OR: plot time :D the Asakusa arc!!
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Sharing Alone by yeet_all_the_thots
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga)
21 Feb 2026
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"It was only a handful of months into his training with Urokodaki that it happened.
Tanjiro had always been something of a frailer child, taking after his father in more than just looks; he wasn’t ill for long, but sickness hit him hard and often.
Between the cold, the lingering humidity from low-lying fog, and the rigorous training, it was bound to happen sooner or later — Tanjiro was sick.
Really, really sick."
OR: evil evil evil thoughts. What if Tanjuro's illness was hereditary?
OR OR: Becoming a demon slayer is Tanjiro's only option. So what can he do when it isn't one?
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William existed on a high wire, barely balanced, ready to tip into the painfully human experience of decay or the light, floaty intangibility of the wisps at a moment's notice.
OR: William is scared. So, so scared. And I wanted to write about this pathetic wet cat of a character so here is another character study !!
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Dying embers to warm your brittle bones by yeet_all_the_thots
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
16 Feb 2024
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William wasn't really a touchy-feely person. He was cold and often clammy - his body reacted to the heat he surrounded himself with like he was still alive, but it refused to let him feel warm - and that put people off. As did the constant shivering.
He wasn't upset when people sat down two seats away from him, or grimaced when they shook his hand, or knocked him down in the halls because they hadn't noticed him.
Really, he wasn't. He'd learned. He was good. He stayed away from people, learned how to be unnoticed even in the most conspicuous circumstances, and he… Survived.
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What once was (what will never be again) by yeet_all_the_thots
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
08 Feb 2024
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It was an awful, smudgy blurry sort of wrong, like someone had taken a clip of his memory and smeared it with vaseline - and Peter had his own suspicions about it, but what mattered was the contents.
Thanatos' fate. His friend.
OR: Elena's memory alteration spell starts to wear thin, eventually. (Set vaguely post-canon)
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the beauty of being an ephemeral creature by yeet_all_the_thots
Fandom 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga)
05 Apr 2026
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"Both growing old and dying are part of the beauty of being an ephemeral creature like a human. The fact that we grow old and die is what makes human life so unbearably precious and noble."
- Rengoku KyoujurouBecoming a demon slayer is Tanjiro's only option. So what can he do when it isn't one?
____My Kakushi Tanjiro AU ^^ set in an au where Tanjiro inherited Tanjuro's sickness & has to Deal With It. I altered his symptoms because I think letting breathing techniques be a magical illness staving thing is silly.... total concentration constant renders all terminal illnesses irrelevant canon? Not here.
Essentially an excuse for me to explore Tanjiro's character in a setting that canon would never let him have (AKA being unable to help Nezuko, letting people down, etc). His illness is inspired by things myriad (Tanjuro's actual canon illness, my real boy chronic migraine/mystery condition symptoms, minor tuberculosis inspo because when is there not, and also whatever fun things I need to include for plot reasons)
Ft. my head canons around breathing techniques!! They're only vaguely referenced I fear but they are near and dear to me
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The Greatest Symphony Never Heard by yeet_all_the_thots
Fandom Afterlife SMP, Amphibia (Cartoon), Dream SMP, Empires SMP, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Just Roll With It (Podcast), Minecraft (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Video Blogging RPF, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Mar 2024
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Song fics/fics with song titles, written by yours truly.
(This will have a playlist if we ever get enough works/songs to do so, so keep an eye out!)
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Baby are you a whiteboard? Because I'm projecting on you so hard rn by yeet_all_the_thots
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Just Roll With It (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Video Blogging RPF
24 Mar 2024
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I Could Get Through World War III (As Long As You Were There With Me) by yeet_all_the_thots
Fandom Afterlife SMP, Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Jan 2023
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My Empires fics :D <3
No longer solely one fic of post-s1 angst!! We win these
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Bumblebee Killed Tommy (Again) by yeet_all_the_thots
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Nov 2021
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These fics will be centered mainly around prison/exile :D
While they aren't all explicitly about Tommy's death, they do all include it and it impacts the story!!
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the souls we've been given by popcap
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Sep 2023
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Sukuna’s being pretty quiet right now, so Yuuji can almost pretend he’s by himself. He’s sprawled on his back in his new bed at Jujutsu Tech, staring at a smudge on the ceiling. There’s a demon in his head and the uneasy aftermath of a cursed finger in his stomach. It’s the perfect time to break down, and he has more reasons to cry than he’s ever had in his life, so everything should be hitting him all at once.
Except it isn’t.
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Bookmarked by yeet_all_the_thots
30 Apr 2026
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Jujutsu sorcerers always die alone, but to die, you gotta live first, and nobody lives entirely by themself.
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Bookmarked by yeet_all_the_thots
25 Apr 2026
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YOU — “I really wanted it, Kim.” You sound desperate. “I was trying to get it right so hard. I’m sorry.”
RHETORIC — The s whistles in your lips, and the word is acrid in your mouth as you say it. It doesn’t make you feel better.
KIM KITSURAGI — He looks out through the window. It doesn’t face the sky, it’s only the obscured vision of the small alley. “I don’t doubt you wanted it, detective.”
EMPATHY [Challenging: Success] — He’s not sure he has the words—or better, he has them, but he’s afraid they sound too clinical, too palliative. He’s not sure what you need right now.
KIM KITSURAGI — “That’s not how anything works, unfortunately.”
HALF LIGHT [Challenging: Failure] — What does he know about how things work? About how you work?
YOU — “You don’t understand, Kim.” There’s something wet in your face again. “I don’t think I’ve *wanted* to stop before.” You wipe your cheeks with the back of your hand. “Jean said—did you know? Apparently I said to him—’I don’t want to get better. I want to get worse’. If this is what wanting to get better gets me—what’s the point?”
(Or, Harry plays some board games, relapses, gets shot and adopts a cat, not necessarily in that order.)
Bookmarked by yeet_all_the_thots
23 Apr 2026
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if you stay i would even wait all night by wizardlover
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
02 Oct 2022
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KIM KITSURAGI — He takes one step past the threshold, staring down at something in his hands, and then he looks up and startles. “Harry?”
RHETORIC [Medium: Failure] — Your name tastes sweet in his mouth—even when it’s shocked out of him. You open your mouth to make an excuse—any excuse—and then actually get a good look at Kim.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Heroic: Failure] — He’s wearing leather. So much leather? Everywhere? You have no idea where to look.
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Challenging: Success] — It’s not quite a full biker suit, but it looks styled after one. The jacket is a little too big in length but snug on his shoulders and wrists, with padded elbows and a flared collar.
DRAMA [Formidable: Success] — He’s wearing tight leather pants. You manage to *not* stare at his crotch too much.
PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Easy: Success] — The thing he was holding is a motorcycle helmet. He’s wearing biking gloves, too—big and cushioned. Kim owns a *bike*.
KIM KITSURAGI — “Detective, is there a reason you’re standing outside of my house at eleven P.M. on a Saturday?”
Bookmarked by yeet_all_the_thots
23 Apr 2026
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“Alright, detective,” Kim says, as you pull up to a stop, with the voice of a man who has been waiting for an interruption. “What is it now?”
You blink, realizing your eyes have gone a little dry. It’s not a rare occurrence. “Your jacket is orange,” you say, looking away from the sleeve back up to his face. Eyes on the road.
“My jacket is orange,” he confirms.
You go quiet again, and Kim doesn’t react to this except with a split-second glance over at you, paired with the slightest twinge of amusement at the corner of his mouth. He knows you’re chasing a hunch, turning a thought over and over in your mind until its edges wear smooth. He thinks this is probably one of the frivolous ones, and he’s probably right.
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There's something about Kim's jacket.
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Bookmarked by yeet_all_the_thots
23 Apr 2026