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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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20 Oct 2025
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How To Hug A Ravager by Run_Ravager_Run
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 May 2016
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The boy likes to cuddle. He's damn lucky Yondu is such a heavy sleeper.
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- 12/12
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06 Oct 2025
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AC:
I feel like I’d do really well in Gotham.JE:
You’d be in Arkham in a week.AC:
Uh, no, because I’d kick Batman’s ass.JE:
[laughs] Dude, Batman would fucking waste you. I can promise you in a professional capacity that you’ve got no chance against Batman. Not even a Robin.AC:
Fuck, not even a Robin?-
John and Adrian's developing friendship via phone call transcripts.
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04 Oct 2025
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Silence is Golden by GloriousBlackout
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 May 2017
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Peter doesn't say a word during his first six months with the Ravagers. Yondu learns to adapt to having a silent shadow following him around.
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03 Oct 2025
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“Okay, this is—” Eddie runs a hand through his hair, growing increasingly distressed, “you guys are purposely missing the point here. Buck, I’m not getting high with you, dude.”
“Uh, why not?” Buck asks, tilting his head. He has the audacity to sound genuinely puzzled.
“We can’t. We’re firefighters,” Eddie says, confused that Buck is confused.
Buck gives him a sad smile. “Not right now, we aren’t. And we won’t be, Eddie, not for a while.”
Buck and Eddie get injured on the job and decide to smoke a lot of weed about it.
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13 Sep 2025
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the first step of kintsugi by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017), Daredevil (TV)
30 Dec 2022
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Frank breaks into David’s house and shakes him awake. When the screaming finally stops, he tells him, “I need you to help me find Spider-Man.”
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- Part 2 of pottery shards
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- 17/?
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03 Sep 2025
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“Might I ask you what do you think of Arthur?” Uther asks.
“Arthur? Oh, that’s easy,” Merlin says. “He’s a pompous, arrogant, self-important prick, whose compassion I’m sure will make him the greatest king that this kingdom will ever see.”
Uther needs a moment to work through all that.
“Romantically,” he clarifies. “I meant romantically.”
(Uther learns that Merlin is the son of the last dragonlord. He sends him away with Balinor in exchange for a promise that Kilgharrah will not attack Camelot again, and in doing absolutely shatters Arthur's heart. In a flare of fatherly regret, he does what he feels he must to soothe Arthur's distress, which includes trying to figure out what it is that Arthur likes so much about Merlin in the first place.)
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19 Aug 2025
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In a land of myth, and a time of magic, the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy.
His name...Merlin.
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A complete rewrite of BBC’s Merlin
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13 Aug 2025
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flying without a body by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
03 Feb 2025
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The Riddler halts. Pauses.
“What the fuck, dude?” He finally exclaims, breaking all melodramatic pretenses and slamming his hands down on the table, “Either listen to the goddamn riddle or let me kill you so we can get this exchange over with!”
Peter nods, “Sorry, sorry, my bad on that one. I finally remembered the word I was thinking of. Here, let’s make a deal this time - cross my heart I’ll keep it - so if I can’t solve your riddle you get to…” Peter gestures, leaving it open ended, and the Riddler seems to perk up.
“Kill you in a blaze of glory,” he finishes, primly, and the melodrama returns as he crosses his legs and re-steeples his hands, “And if you win? I must be fair, after all.”
“Uhh… would you mind telling me where I am?”
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Peter's greatest enemy is time management and also maybe the hoard of superheroes that are crawling all over Gotham.
(The Amazing Spider-Man version of Peter Parker - don't have to watch the movies to understand, but there are references to the films.)
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20 Jul 2025
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Lara’s son is born with a name written on his tiny finger, looped around the base like a ring.
At least, she thinks it’s a name. She can’t read it, and neither can Jor-El, but it’s in the place where soulmarks are traditionally found and there’s no reason to believe it isn’t one. She examines the mark as she rocks him (such a bright, striking green!) and imagines that perhaps the first, largest glyph is some manner of family crest, while the ones that follow are a given name.
Under ordinary circumstances, a soulmark written in an alien language would be a tragedy. Kryptonians do not leave their planet anymore, and aliens are not permitted on-world. If Lara’s son ever left to seek out his soulmate, it would be as a runaway, an exile.
But these are not ordinary circumstances.
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- Part 1 of Beacon
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16 Jul 2025
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If Matt and Foggy get married, Foggy will never be forced to testify against Daredevil. It doesn't mean anything has to change, right?
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- 5/5
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21 Jun 2025
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Look the Devil in the Face by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Oct 2015
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It's increasingly becoming a world where the unbelievable happens every day. The Avengers team includes a defrosted World War Two solider, a giant green rage monster and a man who might be a God; and they battle aliens and magic on a regular basis. It's not too far fetched to believe the Devil walks Hell's Kitchen.
Matt, on the other hand, hasn't realised exactly why his new battle buddies seem terrified of him. It's not like they've even heard the rumors about him being the Devil... right?
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19 Jun 2025
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John grins sharply. “Hit me, Bobby. Come on. Fist. Not that floating crap.”
Bob’s jaw tightens. “Don’t call me that.”
John doesn’t apologize, just shrugs under him. “Hit me then.”
Bob hesitates again. Then he pulls his arm back—still straddling John—and goes for it. A clean punch, not fast, but committed.
John is lonely and somewhat depressed, but so is Bob. Somewhere along the line, they get used to each other’s silences, odd as they find it.
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- Part 1 of bloodwarm
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18 May 2025
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Jim and Oswald agree that the relationship between Edward Nygma and Lee Thompkins is a disaster waiting to happen, so they come up with a desperate plan: plant evidence that they're having a secret affair to spark jealousy in Ed and Lee and draw them away from each other. Their plan is both complicated and helped along by simultaneous crises involving the brothers Valeska...
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09 May 2025
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It's been a crazy week for Miami Metro: Three teenage girls found with their throats torn out. A fourth is missing. And then there's the rash of decapitations. There's no link between any of them save for a common crime scene, and nothing's adding up. It's been a good week for Dexter - a break from the ennui of the routine of his perfect suburban life. Besides, he's a little better at putting two and two together than his colleagues are and the total of this latest spate of weirdness keeps coming up Dean Winchester.
It's a prize Dexter can hardly resist: a notorious mass murder who has eluded the law time and time again - to say nothing of convincingly faking his death several times. Dexter intends to fix that. It'll stick this time: he'll see to it. There's just one problem, and it's about to bite Dexter in the ass: Nothing is ever simple when it comes to the Winchesters.
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- Part 1 of Unique
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15 Apr 2025
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I’ll always be a bridesmaid (and I’ll never take one home) by paleredheadinascifi
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Apr 2025
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“I told you my partner was coming,” the man says, shifting awkwardly. He turns and gestures towards Buck. “Here he is.”
Oh shit. It’s happening. It’s happening. The Universal Rom-Com Allocation System has finally found him and deemed him worthy.
He’s going to be the best Fake Boyfriend this beautiful man has ever seen.
Or, Eddie needs a fake boyfriend. Buck is about to deliver the Oscar-worthy performance of a lifetime.
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15 Apr 2025
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i'm still angry at my parents (for what their parents did to them) by allthestarsofneptune
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
27 Mar 2025
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Chris stumbles across Eddie's teenage journal, forcing him to re-evaluate everything he ever thought he knew about his parents.
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The second Chris saw the beat-up leather journal with “Property of Eddie Diaz” emblazoned on the front in a somewhat childish version of his dad’s familiar scrawl, he knew that he should put it back beneath the loose floorboard where it had stayed hidden away for probably a decade and a half. No doubt placed there as a way of keeping it hidden from the prying hands of two nosy younger sisters and parents that Chris was increasingly learning could be unbearably overbearing.
But he didn’t want to.
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29 Mar 2025
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Maybe Benson doesn’t know exactly where he’s going or how long it’ll be before this whole thing reaches its inevitable, bloody conclusion, but he knows he’s taking Randy with him. (Canon divergent from Miss Beard's house)
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24 Feb 2025
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Steve just wanted to do something nice for a friend, he doesn't mean to get Eddie's ring stuck on his finger, and it's definitely not his fault that everyone he knows is jumping to conclusions.
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15 Feb 2025
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you used to tell me i was brave by intofiction
Fandoms: Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movie 2024)
16 Jan 2025
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"You’re trembling," Glinda says.
And- despite the tears in both their eyes, Elphaba can’t help her tiny chuckle. It’s ironic, after all. That’s usually her line.or: a slightly gayer wicked pt 1 in which galinda has anxiety
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- Part 1 of pink goes good with green
- Part 1 of braverism (gelphie's version)
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11 Feb 2025