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    "All of it," Soundwave mumbled, "Meaningless, across the multiverse. A black mirror of endless possibilities, of alternate occurrences and in all of them, you choose him over me."

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    When Bruce Wayne barely survives a brutal confrontation with the villain known as Bane, he comes away with a broken spine and the terrible certainty that his days as Batman are over. An unexpected discovery among his mother’s old things might offer him a second chance—but at what price?

    The story of a man willing to risk his soul for the sake of his mission, the dangerous creature he decides to call Robin, and the unlikely partnership that will come to shape the legend of Gotham’s Dark Knight.

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    “I actually died,” Jason interjected, raising his eyebrows. “So I win the scar competition.”

    “You don’t actually have any scars from that, though,” Dick pointed out, gesturing with his water glass. “The pit healed all of them.”

    “I have emotional scars.”

    Tim rolled his eyes. “Oh, join the fucking club.”

     

    (inside an old, hole-in-the-wall dive bar somewhere in Kansas, the batkids compare scars)

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    "Father. Do not panic. I have everything under control."

    Bruce immediately begins to panic, because Damian should know his father would never panic, so whatever has happened, whatever Damian claims he has under control, is undoubtedly going to make Bruce panic. Like right now. He's panicking.

    But just as Bruce pushes himself to sit up on the bed, with great difficulty due to the bandages across his stomach, eyes darting over Damian to find any injuries —

    Thomas Wayne, age thirty, walks through his bedroom door.

    (Or; a ten step guide of things not to do when you're sent to the past, by Bruce Wayne.)

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    Batman arrives in time and Jason spends hours buried beneath his father’s corpse, crying and begging and bleeding before Alfred finally manages to contact someone to come bring them home.

    Ethiopia is a constant in most universes, but who dies isn’t written in stone.

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    The bats have a bad habit of impacting the people of gotham. These are their stories.

    (outsider povs)

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    Jason is having a relatively smooth, uneventful evening. True, he’s actively fantasising about how he will tear Wójcik into itty-bitty pieces, but that’s about as peaceful as it gets in this hell-pit. He is in no way expecting Talia to come marching in. Then, when she proceeds to bury three knives into Wójcik and shoot him twice in the head, he knows shit’s about to get coconuts.

    He is still sitting in lotus position, mouth ajar, when she makes a sharp, imperious gesture in his direction.

    “Come. Time for learning has run out.”

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    The quinque is beautiful and deadly, made for murder. It's nothing like the shy bookworm Hide grew up with.

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    “Look, believe it or not, I had no intention of killing the Vampiric Council when I came here,” declares Nadja, sitting alone on the couch. “But Guillermo and I arrived at the first council meeting and did the whole, you know, the whole thing, the first day thing. Introductions and all that, yes hello wonderful to meet you, yes this is my bodyguard, yes he has slaughtered a tremendous number of our kind”--she flaps her hand absently--“normal first day things, you know? It was fine.” She pauses. “It got really fucking weird on the second day.”

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    Nadja and Guillermo seize control of vampiric politics, puppeteer world powers, and have the hottest of hot girl summers.

    Unfortunately, they also really miss the stupid assholes they're in love with. With no way left to find them, they have no choice but to consult an Archivist.

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    “So,” says Wendy. “How much did the little dudes tell you about their summers here?”

    “Oh, I don’t know. They told me about the friends they made, some of the things they did. Why?”

    “Right.” Wendy nods. “Um. I have to leave immediately.”

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    Wirt decides the best thing for his family at the moment is to move. And what better place than Gravity Falls? Gravity Falls has family, friends, history, and enough secrets to drown in.

    He really wishes someone would tell him what the hell is going on.

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    Radagon breaks things off

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    Usopp can see spirits. Not ghosts, not really. What he can see is that thing floating around Luffy shoulders, calling himself the Gomu-Gomu no Mi.

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    After the world went to hell, Usopp and Nami find themselves just a few years before they meet Luffy again. This time, they're not going to be the cowards of the crew. They're going to save themselves, and they might as well drive everyone absolutely insane while they do it.

    An expansively written time travel fanfic featuring a Blind Usopp, Metal Arm Nami, and two others.

     

    Current Arc: Enies Lobby.

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    “I wish you wouldn’t do this,” Lalwen complained in greeting. “Two brothers I have already lost, blindly charging that place. Must you add a third to my tally?”

     

    “Maybe,” Finarfin said bluntly. It was still gentler than the truth on his tongue: It’s my turn.

    (Or: in which Finarfin is, after all, the third son in the fairy tale.)

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    He is a killer. A killer of men, of beasts, and of gods. He recalls fighting in many battles, winning many and losing more. He knows what it means to die over and over again, only to stand up and face death once again. Yet he was also more, even if he didn't remember, or know, why.

    His eyes opened, and The Narrator spoke.

    "You are on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world."

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    Why his father bothered being surprised when he went to sea, William wasn't sure.

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    “He’s Cangse Sanren’s child,” Jin Zixuan’s father said, tapping his fan against his palm so that he would look more like a scholar. Secretly, shamefully, Jin Zixuan thought that it didn’t really work – he just looked like one of those scoundrels that tried to pay for their meals with calligraphy instead of pennies. “Taking him in will show our strength.”

    “You dare bring one of your bastard children here,” Jin Zixuan’s mother said, “and I will drown A-Xuan myself rather than let him suffer through the shame of it.”

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    Post-Finale. The Hotel finds Alastor right on the front lawn, unconscious and bleeding, still injured from Adam's blade. While he recovers, all of Hell scrambles to find out who his mysterious rescuer is.

    Meanwhile, Vox tries not to freak out that he might have accidentally made a soul bond to save that deer asshole's life. All he had wanted to do was to scope out the ruins of Alastor's radio tower. Fuck him for being curious, he supposed.

    (not on hiatus anymore! woohoo)

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    Some time after the events at Water 7, Paulie is flailing between the bottle, the card tables and his job, stubbornly determined to never again think about the five years he wasted on a man who turned out to be a twisted government assassin and psycho pussy cat.

    That's when the twisted government assassin and psycho pussy cat shows up again and beats Paulie senseless. Seems he's on a break after a mission and has decided to spend his downtime kicking the crap out of his favorite chew toy every night. What's worse is, Paulie suspects that as far as Lucci is concerned - the real Lucci, the one who's not bothering with a mask and lies anymore - this is kind of akin to making out. Paulie actually prefers the notion that Lucci is softening him up before executing him, it's easier to bear.

    All Lucci says is that he's here to tidy up some loose ends. Who the fuck knows what that means...

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    Unbeknownst to many, Luffy is not born to the sound of salty waters crashing against the coast, nor is he born to the sound of windmills in an unassuming village, but to the smell of sweets in a castle whose walls are made of cake.

    In which, Luffy is one of Big Mom's children and yet nothing particularly changes.

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