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Tim can't believe what he's seeing. He knew it had been many hours since he'd slept, but really, having nightmare hallucinations about Bruce adopting another kid is a bit much.
When he finally finds his voice stuck at the back of his throat, realising this is nothing but an unfortunate reality, Tim smacks a hand over his face, "Bruce, no."
The man frowns, "It's Damian," he whispers in defence.
Tim feels his blood pressure skyrocket from that statement alone, "Like that's any better!"
(Damian gets hit with a de-age spell.)
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"Can you at least explain how we ended up in the Fire Nation after the war? Or why I’m teaching some kid to throw a boomerang? Or why Zuko was holding my hand?" That last one tastes sour in his mouth. He’s about to fire off a few more, but Katara stops him.
“No, Sokka. That’s what I’m saying. That’s exactly what we can’t do.”
“Well why don’t you just waterbend heal me? Swish swash, two minutes, all better!” he proposes.
“Sokka, I just told you we can’t rush this. Do you want me to mess up your head?”
“Well you’ve never had any problem hitting me in the head with water before now!"
After waking up from a training accident with no memory of the past seven years, Sokka is desperate for answers. But any wrongly triggered memory could risk permanent brain injury. No one will answer his questions about his new life. No one will talk about whatever weird thing is going on between him and Zuko.
Luckily Sokka is the greatest detective and most brilliant mind of his generation (according to himself).
Five times Detective Sokka discovers something he didn't expect plus one time he puts it all together.
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(There's A) Troll In The Future by greenbergsays
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 May 2015
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After being hit with a spell on a hunting trip Arthur and Merlin must find their way back home. Which wouldn’t be an issue if they weren’t children. Literally.
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like a bad biography by poisedwalrus
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Sep 2019
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“Wait.” Peter looks up. “What?”
“We’re going to Avengers Compound,” Ned repeats dutifully.
Yeah.
That’s what Peter thought he said.
“Nope.” Peter drops his book onto the table. It shudders. “I’m not going. I’m not— I’m gonna call in sick. I’m gonna call in dead.”
In which Midtown’s Academic Decathlon team inadvertently ends Spider-Man’s whole career.
(Set between “hungry for a poke” and “to win this fight, side by side”)
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- Part 8 of not only plan but also believe
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The Time Merlin and Lancelot Almost Destroyed Camelot (as told by the Knights of the Rountable) by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
25 Nov 2019
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"It's true then?" Elyan frowned as he peered out the door into the hallway Lancelot had just exited through. Gwen bit her lip before nodding. "Damn. What would Lancelot and Merlin even argue about?"
"Please," Gwaine rolled his eyes before flicking his hair out of his face "This has got to be some new battle strategy. Maybe Morgana is trying to throw us off with this so we won't notice when she tries to invade again." He shrugged. The others seemed to consider this.
"That somehow makes more sense." Percival muttered. Gwen wrinkled her nose before putting down the basket with a sigh.
"I'm telling you," She said "George heard them both yelling. It sounded very intense."
"Maybe they were having sex. Sometimes people yell during sex." Gwaine suggested. Everyone turned to him.
"Is that more likely than having an argument?" Leon asked dryly. Gwaine pointed his glove at him.
"Between Lancelot and Merlin? Yes. Absolutely, you ignorant fool."
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Lancelot and Merlin get into an argument. All of Camelot loses its goddamn mind trying to figure out what's going on.
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Zuko groans. “It’s illegal to ban Agni Kais without a constitutional amendment, and that’ll never happen because it’s ‘a blatant affront to tradition.’”
"Babe," Sokka says with an indulgent smile. "Have you considered that you just need to honor tradition instead? Really embrace it?”
“...what’s the plan?”
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Right after Boiling Rock, Zuko found Sokka sprawled in his tent with a bouquet of red roses, and a ring of romantic candles, and one final rose set between his teeth. With the littlest twinge of envy, Zuko realized the entire display was for Suki.
The point is Sokka's flirting is about as subtle as a buffalo yak. To miss it, you’d have to be a complete and utter airhead.
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Totally Legit Certified Therapist Wang Fire by madbug
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
01 Sep 2020
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Zuko has confusing feelings about Sokka. He doesn't know how to respond.
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"Your mother made me make my own pie with her yesterday." He said, sitting up to glare. "What is it with your family? Why do none of you respect nobles?" He said and Merlin dropped the plate of food he was carrying. "...I hate you." He sighed, staring at his food bouncing on the ground with a loud clatter. "I should hire your mother as my servant. She wouldn't drop my food." He added with a fierce nod.
"My mother is here?" He asked and Arthur paused.
"You haven’t seen her?"
"No. Fuck. It’s finally happening." He whispered. Arthur stared, absolutely baffled. "She’s come to kill me." He explained and dashed towards the door to peer outside.
"What?" Arthur snorted. "Merlin. Your mother can be very firm, but she’s not the killing type. She is too softhearted for such things." He said and Merlin slammed the door shut, leaning against the wood as if barricading it.
"If you're not careful you'll be next."
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Hunith occasionally visits Camelot. Arthur thinks she’s wonderful...Sometimes.
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"You...Are Emrys?" Arthur asked slowly. He turned to look back at Merlin who only offered a bright smile in return. It wasn't comforting. In fact, Arthur was fairly certain it was the same smile he gave when he returned Arthur's dirty laundry and tried to insist he washed it.
"I am." The man nodded solemnly "Though you may call me Alator."
Arthur had to fight to keep his face completely blank. Right. Fine. Okay. He held up a finger before gesturing Mordred a bit closer. The knight shuffled to his side, leaning in so he could hear when Arthur started whispering.
"What did this prophecy you keep mentioning say again?" He asked and when Mordred opened his mouth, held up a hand. "About me and Emrys."
"Oh," Mordred said and shrugged "You fall in love with him."
Arthur slowly turned back to Alator. Then back to Mordred.
"...are you sure?"
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Alator lives. This sets off a series of events that include: Mordred coming forward as a druid, Arthur learning of the existence of Emrys, Merlin asking Alator to please pretend to be Emrys, Alator agreeing, and Mordred deciding the best revenge is convincing Arthur that he is destined to fall in love with a man older than his father.
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The Avengers' Guide on How to Be Social by skybluethoughts
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
01 Jul 2024
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The Avengers and Co. may be known for being superheroes, but they're even more notable on the internet. Nobody should have given them the right, yet here they are. It's just a miracle none have been deactivated with all the shit they post.
𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗱✓ @𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻
sometimes i forget i can walk on ceilings and wonder why everyone and everything is upside down. only then do i realize i've been upside down for 5 hours𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆✓ @𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗯𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻
dammit my sandwich fell onto the floor. guess i'll die𝗼𝗥𝗯𝗦✓ @𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻
to paprika or not to paprika is the questionSeries
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The (Spy)der-Man Theory by skybluethoughts
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Mar 2022
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sin de(z nuts) @cindymoon
spider-man goes to midtown school of science and technology (@MSSTtigers) and peter parker is actually a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent working to keep spider-man's identity a secret: A Thread
5.2k likes 4.7k retweetsPeter Parker’s life went up in flames after a single tweet. Ok, that’s a little dramatic, but that was essentially what had happened if you were to ask Peter. All thanks to Cindy Moon, Peter’s life went from bad to worse.
It all started with a Cindy’s conspiracy theory about Spider-Man’s identity. How Peter supposedly being an agent for S.H.I.E.L.D. entered the equation was still a mystery, and he would be lying if he said the accusation wasn’t driving him insane. No matter what Peter said or did, all people saw was Agent Parker, the teenage spy protector of Spider-Man’s identity.
At least no one suspected him of being said wall crawling vigilante, but maybe that would have been better than the psychic damage Peter’s friends decided to inflict upon him thanks to the theory. If that’s how it was going to be, the best Peter could do is mess with them back.
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In which Arthur slowly loses his mind after legalizing magic in Camelot because his idiot of a manservant still won't admit he's a freaking sorcerer... No worries though. He has a plan. A well-developed, patented, highly intelligent plan that would absolutely lead to Merlin becoming his court sorcerer (because the one he has right now was a complete dimwit).
Too bad Merlin also has a plan. A well-developed, patented, highly intelligent plan to not tell Arthur he has magic under any circumstances whatsoever.
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Despite all the supposed trips to the tavern none of the knights have seen Merlin drunk. They decide to rectify that. A poor decision, really.
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"I don't think you understand," Merlin said as he started walking backwards, brows wrinkled in confusion. "I can rip your throat out with my teeth and drink your blood. Does that not bother you?" He asked. Arthur finally glanced up from the papers in his hand to look at him, pausing his steps altogether. Merlin waited.
"...Merlin, you fell over trying to put boots on." He said. Merlin grimaced, looking down at his feet.
"I hadn't realized you were supposed to wear them all the time." He muttered, uncertain what this had to do with the fact he could murder everyone within a ten mile radius. Arthur sighed. "And those are bold words from someone who can't dress himself!" He added indignantly. Another sigh. Humans did that a lot as it turned out.
"Merlin, that's your job."
"And I've taught you several times. It isn't that hard."
"No, I - " Arthur started and closed his eyes. "I don't have time for this."
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After living with demons for sixteen years, Merlin decides to explore his human side by venturing to Camelot. Also, he has a destiny to unite his species and bring magic back into Camelot, but he's not too worried about that.
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Nothing (holding me back) by gelation
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 Aug 2021
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When Peter gets shot by a bullet that nullifies his spider powers for a short period of time, shit gets real.
or: Peter Parker's impulse control is 98% just his spider senses and right now, they are nonexistent. Cue: Tony Stark's headache
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- Part 41 of Angel's Marvel One-Shots and Fics
- Part 14 of Angel's personal faves
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Not Rocket-Science for Dummies — A Masterclass by Rhodey and MJ by AnonVale
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
04 Mar 2024
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“Peter—look behind you!” The boy clasps Peter’s head, forcefully turning it around.
Peter’s looking.
And—
Well, Rhodey’s not looking at Peter.
He’s looking at a living memory—lightning wit and calculating brown eyes.
Rhodey’s lightheaded with it—with late nights hidden in lab cupboards as tired security guards search for the source of echoing laughter—with breaking into Tiberius Stone’s dorm room and stealing his pipsqueak best friend’s final paper back—with punching Howard Stark in the face, shaking his knuckles out without an ounce of regret—with bunny-eared yearbook photos and shared school hoodies—with ‘I got it! I got it—Rhodey—stop—It’s not even—even heavy’ and ‘It’s a two-hundred pound robot, of course it’s heavy, dummy’—and later—so much later—too late, alway too late—with searching, searching, searching and never finding—
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- Part 1 of For Dum-Es
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"Merlin," Uther says, "For your alleged crimes, I would normally sentence you to death by fire. But, because my son has requested it… I have granted you a fair trial. All witnesses and involved parties shall state their cases, and then a verdict will be reached. Is this understood?"
"Yes sire."
"Now you will each tell me, in your own account, what on earth happened this week."
"Your majesty, it all began Tuesday…"
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"Hey, V, pass the eggs," Mack said, sitting down and shredding off her leather jacket, sliding her M9 back in her pocket.
Victoria passed her an incredulous look, glancing at the eggs, the bacon, the tray with warm toasts, the huge chicken roast, and then at the small boy sitting cross legged on the sofa between the kitchen and the table, squinting at her through huge glasses like a thin, little grasshopper and looking expectantly hopeful.
The eight year old boy they just kidnapped last night.
Did kidnapped pre-teen boys usually cook food for their kidnappers without being forced?
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- Part 17 of and several bad jokes later
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