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Sterling Archer wakes up after a very naughty dream involving Barry. Realizing the implications of this is the start to a long road of having to learn how to actually deal with his feelings for someone else in a healthy way. Maybe Ray and Pam can help him realize that he doesn't have to go through this alone, though.
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Archer is conflicted about his feelings in regards to Barry, his former nemesis turned friend. Through random happenstance, he ends up inviting Barry over to hang out. The evening proceeds a bit differently than he thought it would.
Takes place mid-Season 11.
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- Part 1 of Love Machine
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Black Coffee Dreams (White Russian Nightmares) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Archer (Cartoon)
28 Mar 2022
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A butterfly flaps its wings and Archer makes a different choice at Dutch's bloody last supper. He causes a distraction that allows everyone to escape — everyone, that is, except for him.
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After their last mission with Slater, Archer vanished without a trace. Evidence points to a bloody death in a random corner of LA and they're all kind of forced to move on. Four years later, the gang finds themselves in Seattle, Washington, working as a crime lab for the military police (somehow). A comedy of errors walks them into an emergency vet clinic, where they find Archer alive and acting very, very strange.
Long story short, Barry nabbed him, jammed a chip in his brain, and used it to force Archer to marry him and move to a richie-rich suburb. Fucking wild, right?
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Randall Reynolds did a lot of messed up stuff when he was in the Marines, and came home with several buckets worth of PTSD (and a HUSBAND, so, eat a dick, don't ask don't tell). Then he got a goddamn TBI. In the years since, he's been having episodes where he thinks he's someone else, and remembers a life that isn't real, and, sometimes, he tries to murder his husband for being a Russian Cyborg.Then three idiots show up at his clinic with a sick snake and start calling him by his VERY CLASSIFIED call sign.
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Archer remembers more than he wants to.-
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Lana's morning begins with a room full of roses and Archer's bullshit ideas of social norms.
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Barry's got Archer all tied up for a little fun, and he invites a friend along.
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i was born to make you happy (i think you're just my style) by Missy for Koschei_B
Fandoms: Archer (Cartoon)
20 May 2022
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Parenting Abbijean makes Sterling realize that his own upbringing was...well. Unorthodox. Thankfully, the people around him help as he analyzes the debris of his life - well, as much as Archer ever analyzes anything.
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Where Ever You Go I Won't Be Far to Follow by Obligatory_Trope_Insert
Fandoms: Archer (Cartoon)
21 Sep 2023
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When Archer looks up it's Barry Dylan looking back at him and not Lucas Troy. Fear grips his heart and Archer thrashes, trying to escape his binds. A finger is pressed against Archer's lips and Barry smirks. He leans in, placing cold metal lips against Archer's ear and whispers,
"Hey there buddy. Don't you worry, I've got you now." For a moment nothing happens and then Lucas stumbles into the room with an arm full of beers. He's in good spirits at least he was until he saw Barry. The following moments are kind of hard for Archer to follow.-
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Seven times Archer kinda almost got married.
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After a CERTAIN INCIDENT at ISIS, Malory has been in need of some new help. Thank god for volunteers. Coming in contact with the Department of Defense, a certain recommendation has come in from multiple countries, as a woman is in need of some more work and looking for more experience in a work environment after her own CERTAIN INCIDENTS. Well, ISIS could use an ACTUAL professional couldn't it?
The worlds best assassin meets the worlds best spy.
Chaos Ensues
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☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ I want MOOOORE!!
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When Archer and Barry are paired up for a mission, they get trapped together on a faulty elevator and must put their differences aside when they realize they might be there for a while...
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Neo Storm Chronicles - AU Earth CE359 by Rayfox
Fandom: American Dad!, American Dragon: Jake Long, Amphibia (Cartoon), Archer (Cartoon), Arthur (Cartoon), Atomic Betty, Big City Greens (Cartoon), Big Mouth (Cartoon), Bluey (Cartoon 2018), Bob's Burgers (Cartoon), Close Enough (Cartoon), Codename: Kids Next Door, Crash Bandicoot (Video Games), Danny Phantom, Dragon Ball, Duncanville (Cartoon), F is for Family (Cartoon), Fairly OddParents, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Futurama, Gravity Falls, Harvey Street Kids (Cartoon), Hey Arnold!, Hilda (Cartoon), Hilda Series - Luke Pearson & Stephen Davies, Invader Zim, Kim Possible (Cartoon), Lilo & Stitch: The Series (Cartoon), Lupin III, Peanuts - Charles M. Schulz (Comics), Phineas and Ferb, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Recess (Cartoon), Rick and Morty, Rugrats & All Grown Up! (Cartoons), Solar Opposites, Solar Opposites (Cartoon), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Star vs. the Forces of Evil, SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron, T.U.F.F. Puppy, The Amazing World of Gumball, The Loud House (Cartoon), The Owl House (Cartoon), The Replacements (Cartoon), The Simpsons, Tintin - All Media Types
10 Mar 2024
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A trio of Sterling Archer/Barry Dylan drabble-type works, with titles and inspiration drawn from the Green Day Song "Jackass".
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Danger Island: Scandalous Affairs in Hotel Lotus (WIP) by Trans_Self
Fandoms: Archer (Cartoon)
25 Mar 2022
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Archer bumps into a scorned lover and tries to fix past mistakes.
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Drabbles and one-shots, loosely linked together, in celebration of the gayer side of the world's best bisexual secret agent.
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Archer's never been particularly good at coping.
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Sterling Archer, callsign "Ocelot," is the best at Top Gun.
At least until Dutch Dylan shows up.
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Set immediately after Archer S8E6, Waxing Gibbous.
Barry Dylan has got the whole gang cornered in Len Trexler's bloody mansion.
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Everything changes, and yet remains.
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- Part 4 of Jackass