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    The police comes down to the archives to interrogate the staff about Gertude's murder. Turns out one of them is Ashes, and Jon does not approve.

    Your classic Mechs-was-jons-college-band fic except Jon hates cops

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    So basically, a minor gets a job for a horrific being, to play roblox (This is heavily inspired, and I'm typing the fic for my friends since they do not have ao3 accounts.)

    Here's the link to the original fic! Since my thing seems to assume it's down..
    Nevermind it seems link cannot work here either- the fic name is World's Worst Swordsman (Forsaken Self-Insert) by Vauschen.

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    A fallen human
    A fallen child
    6 lost souls converge into one.
    8 souls start the beginning of HOPE

    Vigilantes rise in a place they should not be.
    Rifts torn.
    The Sun Lost.
    But still they have HOPE.

    One echoes throughout the halls.

    One Flower to rule them all.

    The world is their plaything, but they will not fall.

    The World Refused.

    The World has HOPE.

     

    (Hello everyone, this is YellowSaga, and thank you for reading or even just considering my fanfic, this is my first work so constructive criticism is appreciated and I will rewrite chapters if I have to, anyways, hope you enjoy and thanks again.)
    Also I will try to update weekly or bi-weekly, but I can't make any promises, other than this definitely won't be abandoned, it will be on hiatus at worse.

     

    Also there may be major or minor spoilers for all the above fandoms and possibly others (I couldn’t fit all the characters) found in the notes chapters, you have been warned.

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    ISEKAID!READER!MORI

    You were just coming back to your home from work playing bsd mayoi on your phone and getting mad because you got Mori card again. Completly normal evening... oh no truck-kun!

    You got isekaid into bsd! So cool!

    There's one problem tho. You have became Mori.

    Or.

    Y/n becomes Mori and has to go through crazy ride of becoming a father figure to their favourite characters beside Fukuzawa
    __________

    Hello^^

    English isn't my first language so sorry for any mistakes.

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    Kim Dokja nunca se considerou uma figura interessante, muito menos alguém de grande relevância. Pelo contrário, ele via a si mesmo como um homem medíocre. Um homem adulto comum, sem grandes conquistas, sem histórias dignas de serem contadas, apenas mais um assalariado perdido na rotina monótona de um escritório qualquer.

    Sua vida, embora mundana e sem excitação, nunca foi marcada por acontecimentos extraordinários. No entanto, ele teve o azar de nascer em um mundo devastado, onde seres com habilidades sobrenaturais lutavam batalhas caóticas, muitas vezes sem se importar com o destino de civis como ele, pessoas comuns, sem nenhum poder ou defesa, forçadas a assistir a um apocalipse sem chances de escape.

    Em um cenário tão desolador, onde o impossível era a norma, como um homem aparentemente comum como Kim Dokja poderia sobreviver?

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    Neil turned into a toddler. The foxes are living their best life. Andrew’s doing his best to keep the kid alive. Aaron has a headache.

    That’s it. That’s the fic.

     


    Please read the tags before going into this. Not sure how far I’ll travel in trauma territory or how much it could trigger, so keep an eye on that since it could change a lot:)

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    Hi, my name is Sam, and I'm best friends with the Emperor of Mankind, Big E, John Warhammer, the Collector of 40,000 Hammers, and who I know as Neoth, and I'm here to help the big guy not fall due to a self-fullfilling prophecy a bunch of British psykers made up to sell Army Men, now come and join my bi ass as I have to handle being the uncle of twenty one demi-gods, have to deal with issue's of Big E's love life, and a lot of actually talking to not cause mass genocides everywhere we go

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    Since parahumans appeared in Earth Bet, soulmate bonds increasingly began manifesting as guide animals. Normally, a guide animal is a magical creature that travels between soulmates to guide, comfort, and support them until they meet their soulmate.

    Eidolon has the exception, an asshole goose that won’t stop biting him, and, apparently, he has too many problems for the thing to ever leave him alone, even following him to Endbringer battles.

    Danny Hebert always thought he never had a soulmate, neither he nor Annette having a guide animal of their own, even during the points in their lives when they would need one the most. Needless to say, Danny is pretty surprised when a goose shows up after Annette’s death.

    They’re all even more surprised when the goose gets even more aggressive during Leviathan’s attack on Brockton Bay.

    Or, My Dad’s Soulmate Is Eidolon??? Danny/Eidolon Soulmate Goose of Enforcement AU

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    Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.

    So that was a fucking lie.

    He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.

    Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.

    “I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.

    “Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.

     

    Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
    He ends up taking care of Sasuke.

    Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.

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    Whitely Targaryen meets Margaery Tyrell at a royal ball.

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    The magical world has always been Australian. Every wizard, every spell, every tradition- all Australian. When Harry Potter gets his letter to Ozafine, he has no idea that magic itself will make him crave prawns and say 'crikey.'

    AU AU: Where 'AU' stands for both Alternate Universe and Australia.

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    What a day!
    Wait it’s that a goose?! What is a goose doing at the ER?!

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    Kyoko, Griefer, and Player go to get some fast food. Great, awesome. They haven’t even crashed the car yet. The only problem; there’s a plane with two penguins behind them in the drive-thru.

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    “You’re funny. And you don’t get mad when I talk a lot. My hyung says I talk too much, but he never tells me to be quiet. And you don't too. So I think you and hyung would get along. He doesn't really have any friends anyway. He spends all of his time with me.”

    “Kid, if your hyung’s really a cop, I’m the last person he’d want to get along with.”

    Jun-ho tilted his head, confusion flickering in his wide, dark eyes. “Why?”

    “Because,” Gi-hun said finally, the word dragged out like gravel, “I don’t like cops.”

    Gi-hun has a short break, In-ho has a job to do, and Jun-ho… well, Jun-ho is here to make sure neither of them get away with anything.

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    Uhh… i don’t even know. Right before macduff kills macbeth they have a lil more than a heart to heart. my mocks are soon and i know like one quote dude idk

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    "The beautiful thing about this kind of timeline thing is that it's non-destructive," Booster Gold said, sometime, somewhere, some context. "The old timeline — the timeline we remember — is still there! It's fine! It's not in danger! And we're all still there, because, uh, we're not the originals. But they're fine!"

    (Tim is. He wasn't, an instant ago. But it's all right; he has a routine for this.)

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    Mika runs a hand through her hair, short spiky hair greets her fingers, and all thoughts of sleep vanish swiftly. But before she can yell out for her brother, she realizes she's not in her house. Better than that, she's not even in her body.
    A sigh of relief, "oh thank God it's just a dream..."
    And then she proceeds to find all the eye candy she can, knowing her subconscious won't disappoint.
    Unfortunately, reality needs to hit sooner or later

    Or

    SI finds herself in the body of Sasuke Uchiha, doesn't panic because she thinks it's just a lucid dream, panics when she realizes it's not, and decides that if worst comes to worst, she'll just kill herself. But till then, she'll enjoy the scenery.
    And by scenery, I mean the pretty men and women of Naruto.
    Also, she'll make it into a problem. for everyone. 

    The relationship tags are kinda a lie. The SI just kinda simps for them, so I tagged it, but I'm not sure if there will be any relationships
    Also, I will take suggestions on who Mika should interact with.

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    A modern girl dies and is reborn as Jocelyn Stark as she’s plagued with dreams of dragons and books and buildings made of glass that are higher than castles and the undead rising again. Those in the south would call it a type of madness that she needs to be burned for, while the North would call her a greenseer. An urge to visit the Tourney of Ashford leaves her to meet Daeron Targaryen, son of Maekar, also known as Daeron the Drunken and an unlikely friendship is struck. Many things change but many things stay the same as well.

    Jocelyn and Daeron aren’t going to be lovers but they’re not friends either, but instead a secret third thing: sharing the existential horror and weight of prophecy.

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    "I promise, promise, promise, that was not flirting. Or, I didn't intend for it to be flirting." I said, throwing a look to the three of them.

    "Sure," Maggie smirked at me.

    "I mean it!" I whined, but they were all just smiling or smirking. "What?"

    "That's two guys today that are conventionally attractive and have shown interest in you, Hen," Sam said. "Snatch. Them. Up."

    "Both of them?" I said. "That seems like a lot of work."

    "It'll be worth it, believe me." She nodded at me with wide eyes.

    "I can't believe I'm letting you even entertain the idea," I shook my head.

    ...

    This is the most self-indulgent bullshit I've ever written. My source is: I'm a barista at a coffee shop. The original characters in this fic may or may not be based on real people. The events also may or may not be what happens in the coffee shop. Be warned.

    Also, if you work with me and you see this, ✨️no, you didn't✨️

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    Despite conventional wisdom, that's not the reason why.

    (a series of unconnected one-shots, primarily subverting common/popular fic tropes)

    *** DO NOT LEAVE REVIEWS OR EMAIL ME OR CONTACT ME IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, FORM, OR FASHION ABOUT BUYING ART. EVER. I AM DONE BEING POLITE AND RESPECTFUL, BECAUSE I AM **STILL** BEING HARASSED AND STALKED ABOUT THIS AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. DO NOT ASK ME TO BUY YOUR CRAP. ***

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