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    You came to the Great Arda Games for diplomacy. You expected sportsmanship. Not the dwarven beard-gossip network. Not the squirrel mafia. Not the Maiar betting ring, or the Nazgul in a sunhat with an undetermined crush. Not the FPAC alliance performing coordinated cheating operations with the enthusiasm of a children’s theater troupe, or the ancient elven melodrama. Also, a troll has adopted you. And Legolas keeps standing way too close for your sanity.

    Welcome to the Great Arda Games: an aggressively non-canon crackfic where every realm decided diplomacy was overrated and sportsmanship was optional.

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    Kiryuu Aika is your average, normal, female pervert. She sneaks into the locker room, knows how to measure a man's dick through his pants, fondles both men and women without shame, and also has a deep and abiding need to get fucking LAID.

    Hyoudou Issei is your average, normal, male pervert. He peeks on girls, tries to get pantyshots, and has... also been acting really depressed and off for some reason.

    Now, what is a self respecting female pervert with maybe a tiny little absolutely massive crush on the most eligible and weirdly cute of local perverts to do when the person she's crushing on seems to be traumatized by a girlfriend that doesn't exist?

    Fuck the trauma out of him, of course! And get a boyfriend in the process!

    ...

    Wait. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HYOUDOU ISSEI WAS WORTH A PLATINUM TICKET!? SEDUCE A DRAGON!? WHAT!?

    Oh boy.

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    After a solid year on the job, Hermione Granger’s no longer a rookie as she begins her second year as a Green Lantern and member of the Justice League. Also as a bridesmaid, mentor, ringbearer, detective, warrior, parent… Wait, what?
    All these and more as a twenty-something English ex-witch continues adjusting to life with a power ring. And a steady boyfriend.

    In the latest issue… Honestly, Hermione has enough on her plate, what with patrolling a portion of the galaxy, chairing the Justice League, and now facing a new threat against the entirety of all existence. Now she and the League must deal with an attack from garishly dressed superpowered teenagers. One of whom claims… no, that’s ridiculous. Even if she is wearing Wally’s old Kid Flash costume. Sorry, Hermione, but everything’s about to go wibbly wobbly so ready yourself for Time After Time Part 2: The Invasion from the Future!
    “Grife, Mum, you’re embarrassing me!”

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    “Holy shit!” Chim giggled, jabbing his pointer finger at his other self repeatedly with excitement.

    His other self mirrored the same pose, also flinging his hand up to point excitedly at him.

    Noticing the mirrored position, they matched manic, feral grins and yelled in the same intonation, almost harmonising their next shout together. “Omg! We Spider-Man memed!”

    _______

    OR: Tripp Hauser in an alternate universe created a interdimensional portal that allowed those from the 118 to visit other dimensions. Chimeny is visited by his variant, who is suprised about the lack of buddie in his world.
    Chim, wanting to step up and be the best Captain for the 118 convinces Chris to help him set Buddie up to rectify this travesty.
    What ensues is 5 dates that Chris and Chim plan, and 1 date that they didn't have to plan.

    (The first chapter was an excuse for me to write Chim interacting with another version of himself and only happens in chapter 1)

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    Blade gets affected by a curio. Chaos ensues.

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    Ava thought she understood her world - until the truth about her father, her bloodline, and the first war shatters everything she believed. Clashes, sarcasm, fiery arguments, and the chaos of teenage life are just the beginning - and that's before she's even set foot in Hogwarts for her sixth year.

    With a godfather who's one whiskey away from getting his stomach pumped, a father who refuses to stay in the shadows, and secrets threatening to tear her bond apart, Ava soon learns that growing up might be the most dangerous challenge yet. But that's the least of her worries.

    Threats, kidnappings, and secrets test loyalty, love, and courage. As bonds are strained and destinies collide, the ultimate confrontation awaits: Dumbledore’s manipulations will be exposed, and only the Triad can decide how the story ends.

    Or the one where Ava faces her father, survives heartbreak and hangovers, and finally brings chaos to heel.

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    earth see something behind mercury
    what he see very scares him

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    𓂋𓏺𓈖 𓆎𓅓𓏏𓊖
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    Fang Runin wanted a quiet semester - not group projects, viral videos, or being accidentally shipped with Yin Nezha, campus royalty and certified rich asshole.

    Now the internet thinks they’re soulmates, Venka’s vlogging their every argument, and Nezha’s pretending not to care (terribly). Rin just wants her degree. Nezha just wants his dignity. Neither of them are getting what they want.

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    Of all the stories he’s read, Phainon would’ve never chosen to reincarnate into this one. It’s a messy world, not because of complex political schemes or endless, cruel wars, but because the lore is all over the place. Even the wiki has partially given up on certain plot points– and that certainly says something.

    Oh, and also because there is a character who shares his name, and it’s a character deeply loathed by the fanbase, Phainon included.

    Unfortunately, whoever plopped him down in this story hasn’t heard his misgivings, and so, here he is: the fake hero of Amphoreus, Phainon of Aedes Elysiae.

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    A curse with anger issues meets a human who can't be affected by cursed techniques. Chaos, banter, and explosions ensue.

    Slow-burn Jogo x Reader - slice of life? I don't know man.

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    What if I told you there are plenty of alternate universes where the beloved princess of hell took a different path, changing the course of her fate and the universe.

    Some Charlie's still took a similar path of the main universe with some minor or major differences. Some Charlie's took the path of darkness, leading a dark fate for their universes or something much worse. Others are extremely different from your average charlie.

    Then, take a step and observe alternate versions of charlie Morningstar throughout the wide infinite possibilities of the multiverse, or as I like to call it

    THE CHARLIE-VERSE

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    "¿Estás bien?" Kubo levantó la vista y vio a un chico de piel morena, ojos marrones oscuros y cabello castaño con raya en medio. El chico le tendió la mano a Kubo, queriendo ayudarlo a levantarse. Kubo no podía mentirse a sí mismo; le parecía que el chico que tenía delante era bastante guapo. Kubo se reprendió mentalmente, sabiendo que no debía pensar así de un desconocido al azar.

    Kubo termina conociendo a Leo.

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    3Ratcha owns the Stray Kids bar in Seoul. It has been booming in popularity, and it has quickly become too much for their 5 other staff members.
    One day, a boy breaks into the bar after getting attacked, and Chan takes the chance on the 4 new boys in their life.
    Those four hide secrets, which isn't hard to tell, but will Chan and the rest of Stray Kids be able to break through those walls the other crew built? And will they be able to cope with what they find out?

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    In the seven months, thirteen days, and two hours of being out as trans to her family, Chris Diaz had never once thought about changing her name.

    Well, that was a lie. She’d thought about it a few times, but only when someone else had brought it up first. Her father had asked her when she'd come out to him, if she wanted to be called something else, but she'd shrugged it off with just Chris is fine, and had left it at that.

    But seven months, thirteen days, two hours, and one minute into being out, the desire to change her name had come of its own free will.

    Or: With the help of her boyfriend, her boyfriend's sister, her father, and catholic.org, Chris Diaz decides she's ready for a new chapter in her Transfeminine Journey

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    What if all of the Gen 1 contestants lived together in what would be the most chaotic colocation to ever exist?

    Essentially a list of random scenarios that would happen if this happened. Enjoy

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    "Don't—don't tease—" But Anxin's protest turned into a deep moan as the older man's hand twisted just right.

    "I'll tease if I want to," Sangwon said lightly, and there was an edge of command in his voice that made Anxin shiver. "You're mine right now. Mine to play with, mine to use. Aren't you?"

    "Yes," the younger man admitted, too far gone to care about pride anymore. "Yes, yours, please!"

    "Please what?"

    "Let me come," Anxin begged, his hands clutching at Sangwon's shoulders. "Please, hyung, I need you!"

    or

    The one where Sangwon teaches his bratty dongsaeng how to fuck and be fucked.

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    Touya rose from his coils, shaking off the growing fog of wine. He was eager to retreat to his own rooms by himself. His last night of freedom.
    By tomorrow, he would be bound.
    To a man he didn’t know.
    A predator, with secrets hidden behind golden eyes and a smile just a little too smooth...

    .
    .
    When Touya is forced to marry a creature from an entirely different species, he quickly realizes the union has little to do with alliance-building, and everything to do with preventing him from producing an heir who might threaten his brother’s claim to the throne.

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    in the vast of space, No one can hear you scream or cum....

    Blair, Jin, Xiaoyu, Reina, Lili, and Asuka. College students who have signed up for a trip in space to help gain college credits, find themselves in a very terrifying series of events after they and many others on their ship come across a series of life forms that is hell bent on killing them.

    ...or it would be scary as shit if this was that kind of fic and not one that runs on sexual nonsense, humor, and three women getting knocked up and birthing a monster or more that will protect them.

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    Ogura, a god so imperfect, was destined to save that of her companion. Yet, the ways in which she had come to save both Hidemi and Ikeda had not succeeded. As a last resort, she tried to use a spell to teleport herself back to the time before her game had begun. A chance to once again attempt to have Hidemi and Ikeda saved from their respective situation.

    As the gasoline filling her vehicle had reached the brim of her neck, she had uttered the prayer in a solemn whisper. She doesn’t want the rabbit to know what she was planning. What power had dwelled in her. Even if the prayer didn’t work, she’d go out with full belief.

    After her eyes could only witness the blissful peace of darkness, for a minute, she had breathed. Took a breath of something that wasn’t pure gas in the air. The moment of senselessness cleared her vision and mind as she opened her eyes.

    This was in fact not what she was expecting nor what she had hoped for. Instead of being back before the game, she was inside a laundry room.

    With 16 other people.

     

    tldr, Ogura goes back to the past in a way! To the beginning of Tetro Pink of course.

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    "Girl, I can't kill someone. I ain't a murderer."

    "How the fuck do you think you're gonna get this guy then? A fucking rap battle?" She asks sarcastically. She must see the way Thanos' face lights up as she hurries to continue. "No. You can't rap battle a mafia boss."

    Thanos frowns and juts his lip out. "This shits so lame."

    or: thanos accidentally declares war on the south korean mafia when trying to promote his music. his only option is to lead a coup and overthrow the leader, jang deoksu.

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