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    "The Note Desolation Plays"

    John Egbert typically remains unfazed by even the most infuriating things, but today something feels off. Today is John's thirteenth birthday—the day he becomes a man—and yet, he still has no idea what he wants to do with his life. There's little for him to do while trapped in his suburban paradise, and he's not very good at any of the things he's passionate about anyhow. He could always follow in his father's footsteps as the ultimate prankster, but does he really want to continue to be laughed at for the rest of his life?

    Will he figure out what he wants to do when he grows up? Will he succeed in pranking his ultimate prankster of a dad? Will hefans. Homestuck.com is currently down, check https://uhca.carrd.co/ for solutions. successfully retrieve the mail on time? Will he safans. Homestuck.com is currently down, check https://uhca.carrd.co/ for solutions.ve his entire house from imminent destruction? Or will he fail spectacularly at all of this, like he always does?

    (I'd tell you the answers, but I'd rather not spoil it for you.)

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    A character study of sorts centered on Lil Hal. The best character from the hit webcomic Homestuck. We love Lil Hal. Stan Lil Hal.
    Rewritten in order to flow into a comic I've been writing! The original is still up for your viewing pleasure.

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    Sometimes Dirk reminds you of someone else you once knew.

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    John mourns over the death of Dad and goes out into the forest for the last time

    Rewriting this so uh go read that probably I'll link to it

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/68932191/chapters/178584236

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    Один маленький день из жизни нормальных и уравновешенных людей.

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    On the heels of their victory against Caliborn and the Empress, a pair of mysterious figures appear to explain some of the mysterious happenings of the Session, all the while gearing up to fight Doc Scratch (who isn't dead) and the First Guardian imbued Carapacians who threaten the peace so tenuously obtained.

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    13/?
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    Vriska Serket was always a cruel and vicious Troll, cut from a different cloth...wasn't she? She was always ruthless and mean and cutthroat!!!!!!!! ...right?

    Vriska struggles with a recollection of past events. Though she cannot a8solve herself, as her actions still have consequences...was it truly ONLY her influence? Or was she...pushed?

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    "Maybe that’s what it takes to divert a timeline. Just one child to be offered a chance. A chance to prove themselves to the world, that if the world was willing to smile down at them, they would eagerly smile back."

    Vriska Serket can't save the world, so she saves herself instead. Well, technically a younger version of herself. But sometimes, that's all you need.

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    Vriska Serket is in a slump. Living with John in a sad post-student apartment, in a thankless position at Teen Vogue, spending her days mindlessly between Trader Joe's and Kroger's, and calling her therapist, Kanaya, at two in the morning, she feels like the days will go on forever. Until she's called upon to execute the will of Aradia Megido, tech mogul and her dead ex.

    Joined by Terezi Pyrope, hotshot lawyer with a knotted past, Vriska investigates and untangles Aradia's assets, and the conspiracy she seems to have embroiled herself with. But as Vriska knows, it's secretly about her. Everything in the universe is.

    Or: The Crying of Lot 49, but it's Homestuck.

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    All seems normal at Cascade Mall.
    Drama between coworkers and workers from different stores, the crushing weight of never having left your hometown, and the even more crushing weight of being forced to come back after years of being gone. John Egbert returns home for the first time in years to friends he hasn't seen, and must figure out how to come to terms with life passing him by. He carries a great secret, and the more the Mall unravels, the less he is inclined to share it.

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    submit writing requests and prompts in the comments! first chapter details what i will and won't write, and second chapter is an example. enjoy, thank you! don't like, look away pls

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. You've got a vigilante team of freaks and weirdos to run, and a city to protect, and a long-dead crab-god under your skin, and a ring on a chain around your neck, and an axe to grind with Alternia City's most infamous gang.

    You're going to hunt the Scratch down, come hell or high water, and make them pay. And whoever their new pet murderer is, he's not going to stop you.

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    In the heyday of the Beforan Empire, an expedition to a colony world uncovers something from a long-lost civilization.
    In the long dusk of the Alternian Empire, the survivors of the Great Cataclysm struggle to survive.
    In the year 2019 on Earth, four old friends finally get to meet each other for the first time.
    In the year 2219 in the Greater Pan-American Corporate Governance Region, four old friends find themselves drawn together by mysterious circumstances.
    In a place outside of space and time, It watches... and waits.

    A novel-length re-imagining of Homestuck that combines elements of science-fiction, urban fantasy, cyberpunk, and dark fantasy.

    Podfic of The Twenty-Fourth Problem by JonayaRiley.

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    2/?
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    1. Xefros swapped his voice to quiet the rage.

    2. Chahut swapped her childhood for the eyes of a god.

    3. Tagora swapped his soul for the gift of undeath.

    4. Folykl swapped release to find him, find him, find him.

    5. Baizli swapped a stranger’s life to please a demon.

    6. Marvus swapped his role in the story for you — so run.

    7. Amisia swapped her friend for the Empress’s tenuous peace.

    8. Kuprum swapped all his light for the machine.

    9. Galekh swapped his family’s teachings for this — he’s lost his way home.

    10. Marsti swapped years for a cleaner world.

    11. Barzum swapped emptiness for a slice of someone else’s soul.

    12. Dammek swapped his happy ending to meet his boyfriend new.

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    where reality and fiction intersect, and more importantly, interact. you’ve set up the pieces for this, now play the game.

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    Part three of the Weekly Boldir series! I like fics where she just walks around and there’s a lot of introspection and scenery description, so that’s what i wrote! also wrote this while cuddling with my moirail. it contains spiral paths lore, kinda. Some of this lore got retconned and repurposed into this, so i guess you’ll see what’s canon and what isn’t! You could count this as a prequel?

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    Zugzwang (noun, chess) — a position in which one player can move only with loss or severe disadvantage.

    Your name is DEIMIA TRIXTE. You are a FAILURE OF A HIGHBLOOD. This fine evening, your five friends/enemies have roped you into ENDING THE WORLD ON PURPOSE with a video game not meant to be played by them.

    Unfortunately for most people involved, the world does not end, and absolutely nothing is going to plan.

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    Naku gets visited by goofy characters from all across paradox space, some crazy stuff ensues

     

    BTW major character death jobie f*cking dies

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    Rose thinks she needs to legitimize herself as an independent serial killer to escape the industry. Dave is convinced his employer is out for him.

    (an extremely self-indulgent Kite (1998) AU)

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    Transcripts of the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.

    What if MSPAR remembered themself at the beginning of Pesterquest's prologue? If they didn't immediately leave Doc Scratch's mansion, but instead kept their character arc from Friendsim, and used their new knowledge of Homestuck to try and save someone?

    Contains full spoilers for the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten, and is best enjoyed with at least some knowledge of Friendsim and Pesterquest.

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    103,487
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
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    34
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