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this is just for me bc I'm obsessed with Rick Sanchez and I have a few thoughts I need to share with everyone else (someone's gonna know who I am if you see this shoo shoo)
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You'd lived with Rick for some time now, the two of you exploring the multiverse together. You were the bronze, he was the brains. When a loud crash sounds from your garage, you expect to find Rick's daughter, Beth passed out when you go check. By some odd turn of events, you find a stranger instead. Bleeding out.
Trans-masc Reader/Trans-masc Rick/Trans-masc Ford.
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Bird Person had known Rick Sanchez for many years. He was crass and unsympathetic, a chronic partier, and at times a violent maniac. But he was also charismatic, an actual genius, and a real family man. He’d always spoken fondly of his daughter back home, but ever since the birth of his young grandson he’d been positively domestic.
So it confused Bird Person when he was awoken in the middle of the night by the stuttering curses of Rick Sanchez, drunk and alone.
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Sadge angst bp wants to help rick
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Rick groaned as he flipped through the channels, how could they have literally every channel in the universe, and still have nothing interesting to watch? The dim light cast on his face as he sighed, all of a sudden he heard a noise and quickly whipped his head. It was Morty, he was trying to get a cup but dropped some. Rick got up "You're up late Morty. It's a school night, you know your parents would blame me if you stayed up all night, why the fu*burp*ck are you up?" Morty gulped, he was covered in sweat. "I-I was getting a drink, I-I'm sorry if I woke you..." Rick tilted his head "You ok Morty?" Morty nodded "I...I had a nightmare..."
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Morty helps Rick during a hangover.
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Rick doesn’t like his toys demanding attention 🤷♀️
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[Podfic] Far from Miami by futagogo, Satanders for Satanders
Fandoms: Rick and Morty, Pocket Mortys
11 Feb 2017
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That night, they’d narrowly escaped a mob of pissed-off mafiosos that Rick owed money.
Morty laid his head on the old man’s thigh as they drove, enjoying the quiet and the feel of Rick’s delicate fingers through his bleach-blond hair.
"With this much cash, the universe is our oyster, MoOURGHty!" Rick exclaimed.
“I just want to dance.”
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] Miami Rick and Morty
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Ce soir-là, ils avaient échappé in extremis à une bande de mafieux à qui Rick devait de l'argent.
Morty avait posé sa tête sur la cuisse pendant que celui-ci conduisait. Le vieil homme ne dit rien, mais ses doigts arachnéens vinrent caresser affectueusement ses mèches blondes décolorées.« On va p-pouvoir faire plein de choses avec ce fric Moeuuurgty ! », s'exclama-t-il.
- J'ai envie de danser.
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- Part 1 of Miami Rick et Morty
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"I'm irrationally attached to you. I don't fucking know why. I have been to infinite realities, and you're the only constant...the only thing I can't replace." by Fand0m_Weirdo
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
20 May 2024
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Oh, I just love that the first thing I smelled when I woke up was the bitter smell of alcohol, and oh boy the way it makes my nose scrunched up. Rick woke me up in the middle of the night again, didn't he? I opened my eyes, yep, there he was, my considerate grandpa. Wait why were his eyes bloodshot?
Oh, I just love that the first thing I smelled when I woke up was the bitter smell of alcohol, and oh boy the way it makes my nose scrunched up. Rick woke me up in the middle of the night again, didn't he? I opened my eyes, yep, there he was, my considerate grandpa. Wait why were his eyes bloodshot?
Rick buried his head in my shoulder, his words lightly muffled due to it "I'm a...fuck...I'm a f-f-fuck-*burp*-ing...I'm a piece of shit Morty..." What? Where did this come from? Well I mean he was, but I didn't want to hear him crying about this "No, you're not." "I treat you...fuck...I tr-treat..t-t-treat you like fucking cr-*burp*-ap Morty...like a piece of...l-like a piece of shit...you must...you must fucking hate me fuck....h-hate me..."
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Birdperson had never had a strong understanding of humans so when he was left to raise his half human child on his own he felt that he had no choice but to turn to Rick for help.
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Rick Sanchez gets around a lot and has this habit of getting into weird situations along the the way. It isn't that strange that he's often seen around a weird place in Oregon, named Gravity Falls. There he meets several people, human or not. Rick is Rick and it calls for weird situations, no matter who he runs into.
(Can be read out of order as the stories are not interconnected)
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You did it, you successfully got pregnant, but it's Rick Sanchez's child. Nevertheless, you've been given a chance to be the mother you've always wanted to be in a few short months. However, when Rick Sanchez shows up, drunk as usual, on your doorstep, he makes you question your abilities.
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Rick and Morty has a very complex relationship. Most of the time they are fighting aliens and running for their lives. And sometimes they are smoking weed on a rooftop in the middle of the night. Morty has a secret that he doesn’t know if he’s ready to share with his Rick.
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Waiting on Chap 5
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太甜了………………
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After escaping an abusive marriage, Beth's best friend since high-school suddenly returns after completely falling off the map. While the rest of the family (save for Jerry) is extatic to have her back in their lives, Rick finds it suspicious.
She showed up out of the blue, perfect and maybe a little emotional. Rick is determined to uncover her true motives but what will happen along the way?
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Day 1 - Hanahaki AU / Realization
Day 2 - “His life doesn’t matter! Yours does.” / Amnesiac Hero
Day 3 - Borrowed Time by Tennis / Caught
Day 4 - Mythological Creature(s) AU / "If you think my Rick's dead, he's alive! And if you think you're safe, he's coming for you!"
Day 5 - Huddling for Warmth / When You Fucked Grandpa by blink-182
Day 6 - “Morty, say you’ll marry me.” / Stars
Day 7 - Alternate Selves / Free Day!
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Mysté, a female Cyberean [Kiberan], starts to get involved with Rick and Morty after meeting the two in her home planet, where Rick had to find for a replacement for the gas tank of his ship. The good news is, with her involvement, he had an extra pair of hands to help with the complicated tech he deals with.
The bad news is, there might be more than a few extra hands that comes with being connected to the Cyberean individual.
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for someone,
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Una persona fundamental regresa a la vida de Rick, Morty cansado del cambio de Rick en su relación tras la llegada de ésta, lo confronta y le hace tomar una decisión.
¿Cuál será la respuesta de Rick?
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!I just logged back into this account after a year or so, this work will be discontinued for now, i dont know when i will write more chapters!
You just got back from your doctors Appointment when you encounter a mysterious, bright rip in the air, in the middle of a field. You decide to take a look at it, witch was probably the worst decision of your life. And why did you wake up in the garage of a weird, blue haired scientist? Could he help you find back home?
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Ch4