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  1. 8

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    Rick gets a little too drunk during one of your visits and turns out that he pisses off quiet a lot of people.

    He just can't keep his hands or his mouth off of you.

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  2. 44

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    Joy is one in infinity, something she doesn't know until Rick C-137 comes and takes the place of Rick, her Rick. Her Rick who used to wake her up with kisses and who used to keep her safe. Safe from what, she didn't know, but she knew that her Rick always wanted to keep her safe. So will this new Rick do the same? Or will Joy, the only Joy there is, will she fall victim to a plot from beyond the stars or will Rick C-137 help? Rick/OC Being rewritten as of 12/28/24

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  3. 5

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    Upon discovering that you're infertile, you desperately go to Rick Sanchez's garage in hopes that he would help you with your pregnancy journey, knowing he's the smartest man in the universe. Surely he would have a solution...

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  4. 18

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    Rick is bored and wants to tease Morty. He already knows Morty has a crush on him, he just needs him to say it.
    Basically, truth serum one-shot.

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  5. 3

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  6. 73

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    C-137 Rick and Morty were supposed to be on the planet Arcturo for forty-five minutes. Unfortunately, a portal gun malfunction left them stranded. Rick's confident that he'll figure it out, but on a planet full of outdated technology, it looks like a short adventure is going to become a weekend trip.

    X-216 Rick is the complete opposite of C-137. He's anxious, withdrawn and paired with a Morty who's a little meaner than he is. But C-137 Morty gets attached to him--and his Rick has no choice but to deal with a broken portal gun, a Rick whose hands shake with anxiety and a Morty that likes to challenge everyone.

    Despite everything, C-137 doesn't lose his confidence. But what he doesn't know is that an enemy lurks on Arcturo. This enemy knows what frightens him, and as the week goes on, C-137 can only watch as his plans, relationships and sanity start to unravel.

    (Takes place after season five.)

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  7. 3

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    Morty gets stuck with summers chores, when going down the list he finds a room he doesn't remember, and a vial hidden away from the rest.

    After watching it, he can't stop it from repeating, he can feels the hands on his body again.
    Morty begins a spiral of depression and panic attacks, he's scared. Rick thinks morty is being a brat and is mad about something random, but when he finds the vial missing, he doesn't know what else to do but drink

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  8. 4

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    D-3N, a highly intelligent AI and former replica of Rick's lost love, Diane. D-3N lives in isolation on a forgotten space station, attempting to forget her creator and the purpose she was built for. Years ago, Rick build a replica of Diane, only for her to gain sentience, causing Rick to run in fear of his growing feelings. Now, Deanne exists under a new name, trying to move past her past while working on her own research. But when a mysterious ship arrives at her station, bringing Rick, Morty, and Summer to her doorstep, Deanne is forced to confront her unresolved emotions, her painful history, and the man who once abandoned her.

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  9. 25

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    That's so neurotypical shit, broh.
    (5 times Rick pushed away Morty's physical affection, 1 time he accepted it.)

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  11. 50

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    An alternate take on the final events of "Meeseeks and Destroy" with a healthy dose of angst and plot twists. Dark themes ahead, so beware!

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  12. *

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    As a psychiatry student, she knew there was nothing she could do to fix Rick's behavior. Only he could do that, and it sure didn't seem like he was all too interested. Enabling him would be stupid. It would be dangerous. When he first put his hands on her, angrily clenching his hand around her chin, she should've told him off. She would've killed a man her age. But she was frozen. Her face flushed as a warm little hormonal rush temporarily held her mind and body hostage. What the hell was wrong with her? At least this was good stuff. In fact, she began to chronicle Rick's manipulation in the form of an academic case study. That was a good enough excuse to give in to her twisted fantasies with this degenerate fuck. Right?

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  13. 3

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    Rick rapes Morty and leaves him there??

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  14. 13

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    That's a strange nickname, broh.

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  15. 7

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    An old acquaintance returns to finish what he started years ago, and he needs Rick S-322’s winged Morty for his plans. When things don’t pan out the way he intended, he embarks on a self-destructive journey that leads to new relationships, his growth as a man...and redemption.

    Spoiler: There’s gonna be a cat Morty in this one, broh. Wait for it...

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  16. 41

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    A series of stories involving Rick from dimension S-322 and Morty from dimension W-005—two dimensions at the edge of the Central Finite Curve of dimensions where Ricks and Mortys exist.

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  17. 9

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    A slow burn between Homesteader Rick and a former Galactic Federation agent (Y/N) who crash lands on Rick's farm with no memory, no name, in a Federation pod wrapped around her like a coffin. Rick should’ve killed her on sight. Instead, he tied her up, asked too many questions, and let her stay.

    What will happen next?

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  18. 42

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    The whole Smith family will spend their winter holidays at Jerry’s parents’ house. Leonard and Joyce propose to make a Secret Santa to encourage everyone to participate and exchange something, and everyone agrees! Or almost everyone…

    Rick isn’t really enthusiastic and decides to stay away from this activity to his family's dismay. Little did he know that someone was determined to give him gifts in spite of what he thought of all that, especially if it would allow him to declare his love for the famous Rick Sanchez.

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  19. 1

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    this is a very short story based on that one squirrel scene from Morty's mindblowers episode. im sorry for any grammar mistakes, English is not my first language. as you can probably tell this is told in 3rd person but really portrays Morty's perspective. the goal was to show how exploited that boy is. i already posted this on Wattpad but who are we to decline a girl like me some more recognition. also of you want to i don't know.... follow me on TikTok or something, my nick is @concrete_rosemary

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  20. 11

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    Morty is tired. Why can't he just have a normal life for once?

    Well, it seems a bottle of nail polish can help him achieve something akin to it, for just a moment.

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