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Cold is the Arctic by SuzyIsGone
Fandoms: Fool's Gold - Dingo Doodles & Felix Irnich (Web Series), Dream SMP
22 Dec 2025
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This is a story about a Baphose Demon and a Half Genie falling into a world not of their own. They meet many people and make many friends and enemies.
I really don't have much to say after that because I don't even know where the story is going. TvT
(A Fool's Gold and DSMP crossover story.)- Language:
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- 659
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Why can’t my life be normal (well as normal as can be) by Simps_luv_fanfics
Fandoms: Dream SMP
19 Dec 2025
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You were a broke vigilante collage student just trying to live your life until destiny literally crashed through your dorm window.
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- Part 1 of Simps_luvs_fanfics Dsmp fics
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-set after Birdhouse plot and Bagi's arrival, Canon Divergent AU-
Today would've been like any other day, if the Morning Crew hadn't noticed Philza's lack of replies towards all greetings when the comms announced his presence. Or how he wasn't in the house or bunker atop the Wall.So off to find him they go! But once they do...
... the sight greeting them is of him all in white, the telltale sign of having taken the Federation's 'Happy Pills'. Only his behavior was nowhere alike that of the previous "patients".So it is up to them, soon joined by other people, to find out Phil's reasons for taking the medicine, and perhaps do more than just give him the antidote to fully heal him.
However, nobody ever anticipated the *other* changes that are slowly occurring in Quesadilla, changes that not even the Federation could prevent...Series
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Accidentally Co-Parenting A Mortal by Traveling_Void
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Dec 2025
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What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?
One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.
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Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences. -
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She’s the most beautiful thing Philza has ever seen.
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A meeting fic between Philza and Kristin, and Phil and Techno, and the adventures that occur in their long newfound immortal life together. Two queerplatonic partners try to raise two children in a hellish world, protecting them from the world's horrors.
This story begins right at the beginning from Phil's teen days, and ends far in the future.This fic is new and will be updated regularly!
(I don't support any of the CC's in this fic, this is entirely characters only so just enjoy it for what it is!)
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The Future is Now (Sparks Turn into Flames) by RedReality_R
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Dec 2025
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“It means,” Techno drawled, “that if you’re switching to the good guys, I may as well switch to the other guys.” The avian’s eyes widened. “My soul focus will be to destroy your delightful commission.”
“You wouldn’t dare,” Phil stiffened.
Techno gave a manic grin, baring teeth. A crow squawked.
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Or, where tommy is a year 11 student/vigilante, techno is his english teacher/villain and both are too stubborn to let others do as they wish
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- Part 1 of TFiN (STiF) Collection
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Cultivation Protocol by DefaultNPC (nat1nightmare)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
30 Nov 2025
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Technoblade and Philza Minecraft get Isekai'd into the world of Modao Zushi on the edge of a battle during the war against the Wen clan.
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Actions speak more than a thousand words,
But when we're talking about Technoblade and Quackity, they manage to make those blend. Actions and words having meanings so unique to each other in the most confusing ways. Are they fighting or flirting? Who knows.Or, originally
A polite apology letter leaded to a reply. This reply sounded more like a arrogant threat. That leaded to an not so polite reply... Yeah. Technoblade and Quackity don't know how to start any type of conversarion without starting something stupid.
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He Ran He flew He fought but when the Power chooses someone you cant escape it.
Or Tommy IS a special jedi that left during the Clone wars but in this fic the jedi's won but are they truely good? And why are the big three chasing Tommy through the Galaxy
Hi Cats this is my second fic english IS Not my nativ languale so sorry for grammar mistakes oh and my friend got a Cat racendly so i thought i call you Cats instead of Guys with that have funnn
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“Dearest prime. Allow me to reach the skies. This land isn’t made for a being of flight. Prime I will worship you as your holy light bible proclaims. Yet I will be considered such a fool. Prime please. I will worship you until the day I fall from the sky once again. As an angel I will soar free and wreck havoc of your asking. Dearest prime hear my plea.”
He speaks quickly repeating the prayer twice more, before standing groaning as his wounds crack more.
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Tommy Danger Careful Kraken Innit is in a time loop, this would be fine (probably) if not for his (now former) abuser, dream, oh also technoblade has a big obsession with potato’s
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“Oh fuck you dream!” Tommy scowled, a scar tugging at his lips.
“Wha- what did I do?” Dream frowned, his mask was on the side of his face, his brilliant green eyes were wide, one of which had a milky shine to it.
Tubbo froze, what were Tommy and Dream doing in the forest, alone?
“You literally covered the cabin in glitter,” Tommy gestured to the now very glittery, very badly built, cabin. Another voice joined in, it was gruff and familiar.
“I don’t know Tommy, I think it looks better like this,” Fucking technoblade deadpanned.
“What the fuck?” Tubbo mumbled.
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Or: Dream, Tommyinnit, and Technoblade are stuck in a time loop, chaos insues.Series
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The Broken Shield by Tommyinnt_Simp
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Hermitcraft SMP
19 Nov 2025
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A letter
An ID
New clothes
Missing friends
These are the things that cause many of the Dream SMP and a handful of Hermits to gather in a new kingdom just a bit away from Las Navadas.
This kingdom is ran by a peculiar king and his court of masked men.
But could these people just be those who went missing or is something darker be at play?
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Within the Blur of the Snow, i Found you. (And ill take you home) by Fyodor_Kinnie
Fandoms: Dream SMP
18 Nov 2025
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The Antarctic Empire was thriving. The citizens were well cared for and safe under the watch of the Emperor, and his Wife, the Empires Goddess, However safety does not always mean freedom. Mostly to children being forced into slave trade, people being kidnapped- heck a LOT of stuff.
Insert Will, full name being William Boreas Rib Cage. a territorial, 23 year old Snow owl hybrid with ZERO social interaction skills. who lives in a mountain- yeah he carved out a chunk of the mountain- in No mans land. which is what civilians and nobles alike called the frosty, dangerous, Snowy and icy plains and beaches on the north side of the empire that never gives, and only takes. bro was doing is daily scheduled like usual when he sees some freaky Blond dude who is staring at a blizzard Will made with awe. in which his voices panic about it. eh. cant be THAT bad.
It is in fact. that bad. why did he have to go outside that day.
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- Part 2 of Dsmp Fics for the WIN
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Welcome Home Theseus (Rewrite) by Tommyinnt_Simp
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
15 Nov 2025
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It used to be so simple for Tommy.
He was the son of Wilbur Soot, little brother to Fundy Soot, son to Noah "Foolish" Wastaken, a Slayer of Gods, a foe to many and friend to few.
But now that he has reunited with his family and friends after two long years Tommy finds himself having strange dreams, remembering long lost memories, meeting new and strange people and most of all...reuniting with his real father.
Can Tommy survive through his family's drama?
Can he hold back things he wishes to say but doesn't, in fear of being alone?
Can Tommy just...survive?
Well my dear, your going to have to read on to find out.
(This is my AU i came up with after watching an awesome video on tiktok)
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{Harpy Hare} - a pre-HappyPills!Philza AU animatic - by ArtisticIzzyGD (Izabelle_GD), Izabelle_GD
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
04 Nov 2025
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It all started with two empty beds inside that bunker, and a demand for answers.
It evolved into an unspoken choice, a decision made away from prying eyes, and its discovery by those most concerned.All for a single chance of reprieve.
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An untold story through the point of view of someone who's hidden his heart away.
The night when Philza took a hold of the Federation's medicine -the Risus Potions- and the immediate consequences of it.Once the first pill was taken, there was no going back.
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He wakes up in the morning light, still curled on the kitchen floor, hot and shivering.
The brand is hot again, hot and swollen. Techno reaches around to touch it, but it’s not burning- it’s not- It’s sticky with pus and blood, which Techno knows to be a bad thing. He’s seen other gladiators with infected wounds- his almost never were, because Cassius didn’t want him weakened. But he knows what infection looks like, what it does to a person, the smell of it.
Techno lets his head fall back against the cabinet and doesn’t get up. He doesn’t see a reason.ai-less whumptober day 31
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- Part 31 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 7 of carry the world
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Only When You Look At Me by UUNOIA
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Oct 2025
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“Tear me apart with your words, hate me until your lungs give out. But as long as you’re alive to do it, that’s all that matters.”
You can mend wounds, but every stitch comes at a cost.
Sent by Philza to aid Wilbur and Tommy in their underground war for L’Manburg, you swore to keep them safe. Despite your neutrality.
Technoblade, famed for his prowess in combat, is bound by the voices in his head. They demand blood… and you too.
Beneath the chaos of revolution and the shadow of betrayal, a healer and a warlord walk a knife’s edge between ruin and redemption.
And with every heartbeat, you both draw closer.
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Cursed - Dream SMP AU by Emilylime17
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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Philza's searching for Technoblade. A hoglin won't leave his side. Neither knows the truth. Yet.
Technoblade was cursed- turned into a hoglin with no way to communicate and tell his friends that no, Phil, he did not eat Techno, and no, Ranboo, he was not a pork snack, and for the love of Prime how had no one realised he was Technoblade yet? All the while, Techno's mysterious attacker plots from the shadows, a plan slowly coming to fruition that could endanger the little happiness left on this Prime-forsaken server.
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The hoglin then let out a soft grunt and opened its mouth as it leaned towards him. Phil flinched away, not wanting to get his face chewed off, but he was too slow to prevent it from grabbing onto the shoulder of his coat with its mouth. Phil froze as he watched it, and the crow on his other shoulder let out a surprised squawk. The pig ignored them both and started to drag Phil away by the sleeve.
“What the actual fuck is going on?”
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Or: Technoblade is turned into a hoglin and falls victim to Phil's chronic adoption, becoming his new pet. Techno is not pleased.
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Technoblade finally got enough wood and food for the next two weeks and started to go back to his and Philza's cabin, but suddenly there were footsteps. Whos that?