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Joel is desperate to prove that he can keep up with all of the other Hermits during his first season on the server. He tries so hard to be productive that he ends up heading out in dangerous weather to gather materials.
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Joel is a wee bit insecure and reckless ft. Etho (ft. Mumbo & Skizz & Impulse)
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Very fluffy at the end :))
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platonic affection is so important to me
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Tango asks Mumbo to help him with some redstone but Mumbo gets carried away and explodes the whole machine. Tango snaps at him and Mumbo tries very hard to fix his mistake.
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Mumbo gets hurt in the explosion and runs off to collect materials while Tango and the others panic about his absence.
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My heart fucking SHATTERED when u read this. Like I knew there was gonna be angst but I WAS THE. SHOT 59 TIMES BECAUSE OF HOW WRONG I WAS
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im obsessed... with watching you get hurt!! ha... ha... by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
26 May 2024
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After being kidnapped and tortured together, Etho and Joel realize that they might still care about each other after all.
Ft. Team TIES rescue party.
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Joel is so funny in this, it’s like he has primary school children humour. I think that’s very funny 😸
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Ren! It's Snowing! by TheUniversesAreInOurHands
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Dec 2025
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Ren wants to play in the snow. His instincts are begging him too. Etho and Bdubs are there to join in.
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- Part 9 of Uni's Hermit Fics
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The Hermits compete in their server's dirt bike hill climb. It's Joel's first year participating as a Hermit and he makes it really far up the hill! He also falls all the way back down it... (Inspired by the Andler-Schönberg Hill Climb in Belgium).
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LOVE THIS AUTHORS WORKS LIKE ITS SO PEAK
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some call it creepin, i say lovin (its the only way for me) by fruitylynn
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
09 Jun 2025
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It wasnt known that Joel was a god. Specifically, he was one of the more powerful gods. There were a select few that knew about this fact, most of them not being on the Hermitcraft server. Grian was one of the only two hermits aware of Joel being a god, Gem being the other.
OR; joel makes a mistake with his godly powers and etho becomes unhealthily obsessed with joel.
(( not in a sexual way at all ! ))
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The Star’s Not So Alone Anymore by MeadowMoon_13
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Aug 2025
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Scott is scarily unbothered by his own death during the Past Life Finale fight and Etho is very confused. Also very gay.
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Scott dies then is missing during the Past Life after-party and Etho goes to find him. They end up realizing a lot of stuff about themselves and each other. Also, there needs to be more works of this ship. (I’ve become somewhat obsessed with it!)
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Hermit Tommy because Freddie's late to the party :) by froggygal
Fandom: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Jan 2023
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Tommy ends up on the Hermitcraft server, joining Etho on his exile. And, as expected, Etho immediately becomes attached to him and unknowingly adopts a child
- SERIES IS WRITTEN OUT OF ORDER, ALSO I AM TAKING REQUESTS FOR IT SO LMK WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE NEXT! -
1. From One Exile to Another (Etho and Tommy-centric)
2. Warden Off (Doc and Tommy-centric (+Beef))
3. A Cats Perception (Scar and Tommy-centric (and Jellie!!))
4. A Pile of Moss (Bdubs and Tommy-centric)
5. Safe Haven (Team ZIT and Tommy-centric)
6. Watching the Watcher (Grian, Tommy and Etho-centric)
7. Mirror Image (Etho and Tommy-centric)
8. What it Means to Fly (Grian, Xisuma and Tommy-centric)
9. Helmet or Hybrid (Xisuma and Tommy-centric)
10. What Matters is I Spend it with You (Christmas snapshot series)- Words:
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poison? i never drank p-bleuurgghhhh by SamGoesBam for Ringravity, Stormsaia
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
24 May 2024
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Tango has been drinking poison to build up his immunity in preparation for the life games. During Limited Life, he overestimated his tolerance. Team T.I.E.S. is there to help.
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"I just thought it'd be useful!"
Thought I could be useful.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE TWO SENTENCES BROKE ME!?!?!? THOSE TINY SENTENCES MADE ME TEAR UP AND MY HEART ACHED FOR TANGO FEELING LIKE HE’S USELESS BUT OH MY HEART
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i'm not a mourning person by SamGoesBam
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 Dec 2025
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FIRST FIC THAT ISNT DSMP AND HOLY SHIT IS IT GOOD. DSMP AUTHORS COULD NEVER DO THIS BECAUSE OF THE DIFFERENT DYNAMICS THE CHARACTERS HAVE (my opinion) THIS IS ABSOLUTE CINEMA ✋🥹🤚
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a break in the schedue | tea to the rescue by olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Apr 2025
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Joel’s schedule for appearing at band practice was always simple and unforgettable. One week, he was there, the next, he wasn’t.
So it was quite the surprise when Joel didn’t arrive the week he was supposed to.
And Etho is one subborn, worried bandmate.
___aka: Smalletho sickfic in a little band AU
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- Part 7 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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Sick FIC :333333
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his name is impulseSV but i'm the one being stupid by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
13 Jun 2024
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Skizz has to leave Impulse to keep him safe, something he has yet to explain to Etho. Skizz had left Impulse with a vague note and all of their valuables.
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D&D AU where Impulse hires bounty hunters Etho and Tango to catch Skizz.
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Watching doesn't always mean seeing by NobodySpecialISwear
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
28 Nov 2025
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Read later
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2 : 12
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watch this! (he gets beat up) by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Dec 2024
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A few of the city's heroes have been captured by the Watchers. Joel thinks it's his job to take all of the hits for his teammates while they try to convince him to stop antagonizing their capturers.
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Joel gets beat up every day while his friends watch.
Whumptober prompt: Forced choice/public display
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- Part 23 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
- Language:
- English
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- 10,117
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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i'm two-tired to keep going by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
05 Oct 2024
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The Hermits are out on an all-day group ride on their motorbikes and toward the end, the heat gets to Joel.
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Joel gets heat cramps and exhaustion while riding.
Whumptober prompt: Sunburn (heat exhaustion)
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- Part 5 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,872
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- 1/1
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tango needs a light by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Oct 2024
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Etho asks the old party to help him take on a hydra that would kill him alone. Tango gave up monster hunting years ago, but he didn't give up caring about Etho.
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Tango likes fire and hydras do not.
Whumptober prompt: Swamp/"No, I can't feel anything"
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- Part 16 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
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- English
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- 4,148
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Monitoring you, (like machines do) by redsinyourbed
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 Nov 2025
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“You’re not okay,” Grian said, spotting the dark stain on the sleeve. Blood. He grabbed the guy’s arm to steady him. The fabric was soaked, warm and sticky, dripping slowly. Grian’s stomach twisted. “What the hell happened to you?”
The man swayed, knees buckling. “Whoa, easy!” Grian caught him under the arms, he was heavy as a sack of iron, and slung the stranger’s arm over his shoulders. Half-dragging, half-carrying, he hauled him toward the workshop. The man didn’t resist, just leaned in, breathing raggedly.
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Or:Grian tried to be a good person and help out a seemingly drunk man, and somehow ended up in a spaceship in love with aliens who lowkey want to fuck him… he’s not sure either man…
ALIEN HERMITS X HUMAN GRIAN HEREM KISS ME
Check summary’s for TW!
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Chapter 6
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6
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drop a bean from the tallest building in the world, how big is the dent in the ground? by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
27 Jun 2024
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In which heroism has taken a toll on Joel. In his years of crime fighting he has become extremely nihilistic and cynical, a well-known recipe for villains... or depressed heroes.
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Joel angst ft. Bad Boys, Etho, and Skizz.
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it's like being abandoned in walmart but the walmart has guns by SamGoesBam
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
03 Oct 2024
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Etho asks Joel to participate in a mission with a team of newly graduated agents. Joel hates this idea and knows it's going to go poorly.
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Joel follows Etho's orders and gets hurt, Etho feels guilty and protective.
Whumptober prompt: Set up for failure
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- Part 3 of Hermit/Traffic Whumptober 2024
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,731
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- 1/1
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The server is worried about how many times Joel has died this morning. Later at a server-wide dinner, Joel disappears and manages to die again. Etho and Xisuma are the ones to go check on him.
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Misophonia is getting the better of Joel today and he lets himself die to get some quiet before he respawns.