Andnever_ever_eatpears
Fandoms
- Death in Paradise (UK TV 2011) (71)
- NCIS (TV 2003) (44)
- Beyond Paradise (TV 2023) (40)
- Doctor Who (2005) (39)
- NCIS: New Orleans (36)
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This was suppose to be a holiday by Andnever_ever_eatpears
Fandoms: Casualty (TV), Beyond Paradise (TV 2023), Death in Paradise (UK TV 2011)
23 Apr 2026
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Faith encourages Stevie and Dylan to take a break but after rescuing a woman from the sea in the idyllic town of Shipton Abbott, they become more involved in the mystery of the assault than they would like.
Or, the Casualty/Beyond Paradise crossover that I told myself I'd never write.
Set post S&D for Casualty and post S3 for BP.Series
- Part 24 of traumatised medical professionals
- Part 30 of Finding Paradise
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There's a difference in living and existing by Andnever_ever_eatpears
Fandoms: Casualty (TV)
20 Apr 2026
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Iain had impacted so many lives for the better and Stevie? She was just the person he’d died to save.
Or a few variations on a what-if/canon divergence from Public Property E5.
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- Part 8 of traumatised medical professionals
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“You know, Iain mentioned he and Luka went to a rage room the other week.”
“...Right.”
“We should try it.”
“Us?”Or, Stevie and Dylan go to a rage room.
Set sometime after LC E6.Series
- Part 27 of traumatised medical professionals
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“You said you were fighting for us, Leon, so fight,” he demands, desperately shaking at his shoulders, “come on, don’t do this to us. Don’t do this to me.”
A continuation of S23E13 (with a flashback to E12).
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- Part 11 of Offerings of NCIS-verse floofs
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“Be a butterfly with me?”
Face paint? Sparkles? That’s a hard pass.Or family face painting with Dylan, David and their daughter.
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- Part 23 of traumatised medical professionals
Recent series
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traumatised medical professionals by Andnever_ever_eatpears, jackmooneystan
Fandom Beyond Paradise (TV 2023), Casualty (TV), Death in Paradise (UK TV 2011)
23 Apr 2026
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Seeing where the Casualty hyperfixation takes me. Probably towards Stevie Nash.
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Finding Paradise by Andnever_ever_eatpears
Fandom Beyond Paradise (TV 2023), Casualty (TV), Death in Paradise, Death in Paradise (UK TV 2011)
23 Apr 2026
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A place for my Beyond Paradise fics to chill out in chronological order.
Most will be canon compliant, most will be either platonic or Martha/Humphrey, some will fit in my dip series also.
All will work on the principle that the team is a little family and looks after each other because it's adorable.- Words:
- 74,114
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- 30
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Offerings of NCIS-verse floofs by Andnever_ever_eatpears
Fandom NCIS (TV 2003), NCIS: Hawai'i, NCIS: New Orleans
03 Apr 2026
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NCIS-verse crossovers and fics that don't really fit in any of my other series :)
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- 33,341
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- 11
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Double Dubs by Andnever_ever_eatpears
Fandom NCIS (TV 2003), NCIS: Hawai'i, NCIS: New Orleans
31 Oct 2025
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Double dubs.
Double what?
Double dubs, as in ‘double W’s’. Wonder Woman!- Words:
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heart on your sleeve like you've never been loved by asexualclassicist
Fandoms: NCIS: Hawai'i
12 Nov 2024
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There was a pause before an entirely new text thread appeared on his phone. He almost dropped it. Bam Bam had created a group chat – with Boom Boom and himself. It taunted him even as a message was sent into said chat and he found his fingers itching to open it, his heart was jackrabbiting in his chest like it was trying to escape. Another message vibrated the phone in his hand and he gave in.
or, Bam Bam starts a group chat and Kai is not ready
Bookmarked by Andnever_ever_eatpears
16 Apr 2025
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This... this is a masterpiece.
Ace Kai and wholesome polyamory :)) -
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Jane consults Maura on a case, before Maura becomes Chief Medical Examiner. A re-boot of sorts.
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Bookmarked by Andnever_ever_eatpears
20 Mar 2025
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How is this so unbelievably soft??
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During a high-profile interview, Maura is asked about the nature of her and Jane's relationship and makes an embarrassing slip-up due to her inability to lie. When Maura doesn't know how to respond she decides to turn to science to find the truth. Slow burn Rizzles, as always.
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Bookmarked by Andnever_ever_eatpears
11 Jan 2025
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Giggling and kicking my feet at these idiots in love <3
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This story explores a world where Maura helps Jane come to the conclusion that she is asexual. And later how Jane and Maura navigate and build a relationship through that focal point. I would categorize this as ‘Serious Fluff’ – soft, romantic moments with a serious undertone. Not full of drama or angst.
Note: It’s a little non-canonical – I’ve ignored some things from the later seasons or twisted them around for my purposes.
COMPLETE
Bookmarked by Andnever_ever_eatpears
13 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
This is everything I want from Rizzles. Vulnerable ace Jane and Maura being the kindest person to ever walk this earth <3
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Maura liked to hide in small spaces.
Correction, Maura liked to be in small spaces.Bookmarked by Andnever_ever_eatpears
16 Dec 2024
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'Every single person in [Maura's] life that she was supposed to build an emotional foundation with as a child failed her.' M being overstimulated and J being soft as hell.