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    Welcome to my conspiracy theory that there is an alternate timeline to the Great Tuna Meltdown of October 2016. What would have happened if Shane *had* stayed the night? This is a look at the evening and morning that could have been.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Ilya watched impatiently as Troy hooked a thumb beneath his waistband and pushed down his shorts so painstakingly slowly and carefully, you’d almost think he was diffusing a bomb, rather than trying to look sexy for his boyfriend.

    It wasn’t long before Ilya’s impatience took over. “Jesus, Barrett! You and Harris have fucked each other a million times, but you are still this terrified of showing him your hips?!”

    “I’m not afraid!” Troy insisted. His cheeks were redder than ever now. “I’m just… not used to this.”

    “Really? I had not noticed.”

    “Oh, fuck you.”

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    Or: Ilya notices that Troy is terrible at taking sexy pictures for Harris. So, as any good friend and captain would do, he decides to share some of his expertise.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Prince Ilya Rozanov likes slipping beyond the palace walls after midnight, trading his crown for the name Nikolai, a cloth merchant who drinks with blacksmiths and plays cards with vagrants. Among commoners, he is free—untitled, unguarded, unseen. On one such night, he meets Shane Hollander: disciplined, sharp-eyed, newly arrived in the capital. A card game becomes a challenge. The challenge becomes heat. By the end of the night, they choose each other without hesitation. It isn’t meant to be anything more. By morning, Shane is presented at court as the crown prince’s newly appointed personal guard. And the prince he is sworn to protect is the man who called himself Nikolai. Ilya, in turn, discovers that the stranger from the tavern is now bound to him by oath and duty. What should have ended at dawn refuses to. Despite the weight of their titles—and the scrutiny of a palace built on image, obedience, and control—they continue in secret. What begins as want deepens into something quieter, sharper, and far more dangerous. Because in Zakoria, the most scandalous thing a prince and his knight can share isn’t desire. It’s love.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Shane shrieked. “Ilya!” He toppled sideways on his mat, glaring, his cheeks flushed pink. “What the fuck!”

    “What?” He said, innocent. “You were showing it off for me.”

    “I didn’t even know you were here!”

    “You must have known I would feel it in the air, like mating call.”

    Shane laughed and threw his forearm over his eyes. “You’re impossible.”

    Ilya is obsessed with Shane saying his name.

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    20 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    Ilya’s pre and after game goes a little different than usual

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    Shane experiences something new

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    10 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 86

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    Blitz Buckzo, psychopomp for hire, spends his days drinking, getting kicked out of taverns, and helping confused ghosts move on to whatever happens next after they kick the bucket. When he is hired by Andrealphus to get rid of the pesky ghost of his ex-brother-in-law haunting the secluded palace in the middle of the woods, Blitz discovers that things aren’t all as they appear. Now it's up to Blitz to figure out what is going on in the palace while trying to avoid his growing attraction to the ghost prince. Is it possible to fall in love with someone who isn’t even alive?

    Written for the 2025 Egg-plosion Bang featuring art by Whimstories

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    04 Jan 2026

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    You: Why are you sending me pictures of cats?

    Lily: its not cat

    You: Yes, Rozanov, that is a cat.

    Lily: no

    Lily: is angry kitten

    Lily: like you

    or: ilya sends those angry kittten pics to shane.
    turkish translation

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    31 Dec 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 49

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    When strangers Angel—a rockstar clawing his way back from rehab, and Husk—a washed-up vet with nothing left to lose, are forced to work together, their walls begin to crumble under the pressure of fame, drugs and neon lights.

    In which, Angel can’t decide if fame is killing him, Husk is convinced he is a glorified nanny, and maybe they are over this stardom bullshit.

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    30 Nov 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 29

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    When Lucifer fell from Heaven - and landed in the seemingly endless desert that was to be his prison - he thought that was it. That the sin he'd committed was his brand, that there was nothing else left for him.

    He'd never expected that he had the potential to sin again.

    And that those sins would birth something new. New realms. New demons.

    If Heaven was created by the angels, then Hell will be created by him. Even if he never planned to make any of it.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Facts are things considered to be known or proven true. Take for example; Draco Malfoy. Prat? Known. Brilliant Potions Professor? Proven true. Annoyingly handsome and capable of using every opportunity he had to get on her nerves? Known and proven true.
    When the Headmaster is forced to early retirement due to a family emergency, the position is open to the rest of the faculty. The Minister, Chief Warlock, and the Director for Wizarding Education will be ranking the staff, and the number one professor will be named Headmaster.
    She could see it now. Hermione Granger: Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The problem? Draco Malfoy was also vying for the position, if nothing, but to irritate her.
    Follow both Professors on their academic journey as they try to sabotage each other while also finding out that they might not be so different after all.

    Fact: There is a thin line between love and hate.

     

    Explicit spice and the inappropriate use of the potions classroom lay ahead.

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    Chapters:
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    10 Sep 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 26

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    When strangers Angel—a PhD student too dumb for his own good, and Husk—a bar owner overcoming sobriety, meet by chance on a busy New Year’s Day, their years of bad habits and hopelessness might just come to an end.

    In which, Angel is freaking out after having the worst night of his life, the streets of New York are full of inebriated assholes, and Husk just really wants to shut the damn bar close and go home.

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    08 Sep 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 40

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    It was the first Full Moon night after Stolas recused the IMP crew from the human agents. Blitzø regretted how their last night together went, when he fucked Stolas' brains out. He was getting too close to Stolas, who just saw him as a fetish, a fun romp. Their time together was triggering all of those memories from the truth serum hallucinations. But still, they had a deal, and Blitzø was determined to perform for the bird. Stolas was a good fuck.

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    The story of why Blitzø took the selfie with Stolas on their last Full Moon together before Ozzie’s.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    “This is absurd. Surely there’s someone more qualified to tutor this imp,” Stolas continued.

    “Oh, I’m so sorry,” Blitzø said in a mocking falsetto, “is my little imp ass too uncultured for your royal tutoring standards?”

    “I just meant I’m not trained for remedial cases.”

    Blitzø slammed his hand on the desk. “Say that again, you fucking pencil neck–”

    “Enough.” Principal Morningstar stood up. “I don’t care if you two can’t stand each other. Blitzø needs help. Stolas, your father agreed to this arrangement. Consider it extra credit. And Blitzø, if you walk out of here without agreeing, you’re off the team.”

    Stolas shot Blitzø a disdainful glance, his arms crossed tightly. Blitzø, meanwhile, looked like he was trying to melt a hole through the floor with his glare.

    “Fine,” they said in unison, then promptly scowled at each other.

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    Tutoring the school’s star football player should’ve been simple... except falling in love with him wasn’t part of the lesson plan.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    After a dark curse, the wizarding world is left barren. Facing extinction, the Purebloods subjugate the muggles, searching for the rare muggleborns—the only witches able to reproduce.

    Raised in the Nott household as a pampered pet, Hermione is forced to enter the Trials as she comes of age—a competition created for pureblood wizards to claim a breeder. Determined to win her, Draco Malfoy only knew two things: she belonged to him, and he’d destroy anyone who tried to take her.

    But the cries of the enslaved muggles pierce through Hermione's comfortable life, causing her to reexamine everything she thought she knew about her world and the people in it. She soon discovers that the ancient call of magic and vengeance cannot be denied.

     

    Plot inspired by the Prince of Egypt, with themes from the Handmaid's Tale.

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    07 Aug 2025

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    [Webtoon/Comic]
    The Nott family were obsessed with power, control and blood purity.
    The Hemlocks were the definition of pureblood.
    The girl was small with porcelain skin and the most mesmerising periwinkle fire in her eyes. Just like her mother.
    Perfect. Nott thought. She will be perfect.

    A visual representation of the story behind my OC, Lillith Hemlock and Theodore Nott.
    The Nottlock comic has made it to AO3~

    Welcome to my campaign in making Lillith fanon :)

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    02 Jul 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 18

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    Mother's Day smut for ANClara~

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    12 May 2025

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    Although Alastor and Lucifer have been dating for a few months, they haven’t bothered with taking the next steps. Truthfully, Alastor has never been interested in any of that - until one evening, when he sees Lucifer wearing his red overcoat.

    (Half-naked.)

    And that’s when everything spins wildly out of control.

    -- in which they learn about every form of romantic intimacy, together (aka the 18+ spin-off for Of Saints and Sinners)

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    01 May 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 54

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    Fairytale AU set in Hell!

    Reminiscent of the Di$ney animated film Beauty and the Beast but if Belle was a spunky sex worker with a size kink and Beast was a hot GILF with a magic fixation and no friends.

    (As ridiculous but also way more dramatic than it sounds 😝 short, easy to binge chapters)

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    14 Apr 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 88

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    "Have you found it yet?"

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    Husk’s life has gone to hell. His wife and daughter want nothing to do with him anymore, every day he’s another step closer to losing himself to his addiction. To keep himself from just ending it all, he decides to go on a drive. To where? He doesn’t know. But he is going to just keep going until he can’t anymore. On his first stop along the way, he meets Angel Dust: A sex worker who invites himself to join in on this road trip to nowhere. He's whirlwind of spontaneity, self-destruction and secrets- and maybe he could help Husk find exactly what he's looking for.

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    UPDATING (ALMOST) EVERY FRIDAY!!

    I will be adding tags as I go! I tagged the worst of it.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    08 Mar 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 28

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    A human AU with Husker as a struggling artist who gets one last break when he's commissioned to paint Angel Dust, the favourite of one of the most ruthless pimps in New York City. Set in the 50s.

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    21 Feb 2025

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