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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    02 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Love this one

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    Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Worth so many re-reads

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Crowley and Aziraphale try roleplaying and do it with style: the Guardian of the Eastern Gate punishes the original tempter (and then they snuggle)

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    23 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Works inspired by this one:

    Close Your Eyes With Holy Dread by voluptatiscausa

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    An illustration for voluptatiscausa's fic A Guarantee and Not a Promise. NSFW art, scroll with care!

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    23 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    An illustration for voluptatiscausa's fic A Guarantee and Not a Promise.

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    My Wiggleverse fics, all collected together!

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    18 May 2025

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    "They'll leave us alone. For a bit."

    One year after the Apocalypse-That-Wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a new routine: keeping an eye on supernatural happenings in the world and preventing Heaven or Hell from interfering too much with humanity. It's not a bad job - despite occasional rains of fish - and if there are some unspoken things they really ought to talk about, well, they have all the time in the world now to get around to that, right?

    At least, until the Archangel Raphael turns up on their doorstep looking for help... and it starts to become clear that the world is changing fast, and so are they.

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale start a detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

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    07 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Top notch storytelling and character voice

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    The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
    These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
    Best viewed in "Entire Work" mode!

    Say hello to me on Tumblr!

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    08 May 2024

  8. Public Bookmark 79

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    When circumstances on his home planet force him into self-imposed exile, the being now known as Stede Bonnet flees to a remote corner of the cosmos to make a new life for himself as a human pirate captain on a charming little planet called Earth.

    Things do not go as planned.

    This story is set in canon-era and follows many (but not all) of the same beats as the show—except that Stede is secretly an alien the entire time.

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    07 Nov 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read through ch 5

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    07 Aug 2023

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    Stede comes back.

    Ed does too. It just takes a little longer.

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    18 Aug 2022

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    “Gotta warn ya, mate,” Ed said in that same unusually-bright-given-the-circumstances tone from earlier, “rooms at these kinds of places are usually too small to fit two beds. We’ll probably have to share.” Ed punctuated the warning by whistling a few sing-songy notes as they arrived at their room and he fit the iron key into the lock.

    “I see,” Stede said, feeling that thrill again. Likely from the authenticity of sleeping in close quarters, like a real pirate. Really thrilling stuff, that. “I suppose we could get a second room, if–”

    “NO,” Ed interrupted loudly, startling them both. He cleared his throat and began again at a more location-appropriate volume. “No, the innkeeper said this was the only room left–” he turned the lock– “so we’ll have to make do with whatever’s here.”

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    A subversion of the Only One Bed Trope, and a love letter to OFMD fanfic everywhere.

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    13 Aug 2022

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    The storm has passed, and the sea recovers quickly. The water is a ruthless horror one day, a compassionate caress the next. The heat of the summer intensifies, the weather a mercurial torture, the ocean unforgiving.

    Edward dares the sea to crave chaos in the way he craves Stede Bonnet.

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    11 Aug 2022

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    “I just don’t get why Lucius would even propose such a thing.” He finishes tugging his nightgown over his head and sighs, slipping under the covers to join a nearly naked Ed. “I mean, it’s not as if I’m wedding some virginal bride who would blush at the mere contemplation of sharing a bed with a fellow!”

    “Hey,” Ed says, feigning offense as he shuffles into Stede’s embrace, propping his head against Stede’s left shoulder. “Are you saying I’m easy, mate?”

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    10 Aug 2022

  14. Public Bookmark 93

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    An anguished Blackbeard uses angry sex to get even with Stede after everything that happened, but the Gentleman Pirate is having none of that.

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    From this prompt at the OFMD kink meme:
    “Give me Ed absolutely being taken apart sweet and slow. Either his first time bottoming ('cause everyone assumes he's a top since he's Blackbeard, raar) or the first time he's ever gotten it slow and sweet versus quick and dirty.”

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    10 Aug 2022

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    Stede starts holding open cabin hours to allow the crew to air their grievances. It goes about as well as you’d expect.

    AKA my “Stede is going to go off like a horny volcano when he finally gets laid” fic.

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    Featuring Stede’s cursed yet sexy moustache, Swede lore and Lucius being altogether too good at his job(s). Unbetaed.

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    09 Aug 2022

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    Stede smiles to calm him. “May I?” he asks again, bringing a finger to stroke the pink ribbon, still in Ed’s grasp.

    Ed nods and Stede lets it run across his forearm as he takes it. They both notice how Ed’s cock twitches. Stede smirks.

    “You like the texture of it, don’t you?”

    “Mhm,” Ed says, biting his lip as Stede runs it over his chest.

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    09 Aug 2022

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    Normally, they make love like a gentle sea, Stede taking Ed with his soft care and kind hands holding him close. But sometimes, after raids, Ed feels taut with the need to love with bites and bruises and fuck his co-captain into oblivion. And he’s terrified of it.

    Or, Ed does some sexual healing, and finds Stede is an enthusiastic partner. Because sex can be therapy too, goddammit.

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    07 Aug 2022

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    “You could tell me what to do. And I could demonstrate for you.”

    Stede and Ed come upon a Portuguese male pleasure book, and Stede learns that Ed knows Portuguese. Ed offers to translate for Stede through actions, if Stede will read the book aloud to him.

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    07 Aug 2022

  19. Public Bookmark 81

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    “Why are you back?” Ed whispered. His voice was hoarse.
    “I’ve been chasing you since the day after I left you.”

    The first time they met, Ed took care of Stede. It's only fair that when they meet again, Stede does the same. Featuring Stede taking care of Ed's gunshot wound, bathing him, and some sweet love and forgiveness.

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    07 Aug 2022

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    And so, they lay above the moon-soaked sea and looked towards the heavens.

    The time passed like honey, slow and sweet.

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    Two co-captains navigate falling in love on the high seas. There’s not much else to do when the wind stops blowing.

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    07 Aug 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Pining and tattoos

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