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    And yeah, Shane knew that Ilya hadn’t been okay last time he was in Russia, but Ilya had had the very real excuse of a funeral to blame things on. Ilya had downplayed it as much as he could, and Shane hadn’t been there; he’d heard the fatigue and he’d seen Ilya’s tired smile, but he hadn’t felt the way Ilya’s hands were cold the entire time he was there, hadn’t seen through the screen the way Ilya dropped eight pounds in three weeks, hadn’t kept time when there were twenty hours in Ilya’s day instead of something closer to sixteen. Or, on the flip side, for the week or two after, when there had been approximately ten conscious hours in a day.

    It was one thing to see something. It was another to feel it in your hands.

    Ilya and Shane are so, so happy for their first year married. They’re playing in Ottawa together, they’re fucking winning, they’re together and out.

    So now, after a year, Ilya should be fine. He should be great. He should not be flinching at small noises or nearly punching people off the clock or feeling like he’s drowning whenever he’s not on the ice.

    Or: Ilya Rozanov, meet your PTSD.

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    08 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 78

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    While walking in newyork after a game, Shane and Ilya get pulled into doing a Gaydar interview.

    or

    Anania: Can you name a Queer music artist? (asked kinda concerned)

    Shane: Uhm- (hesitating uncomfortably long) I don't really listen to music but-

    Anania: (looking completely shocked at the reveal of that information) um- may I speak to you for a moment…. please?

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    03 Aug 2026

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  3. Rec 14

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    Shane loves being with Ilya six months into their relationship. When he borrows Ilya's laptop while the Raiders play the Admirals while Shane is visiting in Boston, he accidentally opens Ilya's search history, and of course there’s porn. That shouldn't be surprising in itself, considering how much of a pervert his boyfriend is. But why is Ilya watching almost exclusively porn of women?

    Alternatively: Shane worries about Ilya watching straight porn, Ilya fucks the stupid out of him and Shane works through some internalized biphobia.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    Once upon a time, Ilya had put a pretty girl in the passenger seat of his Porsche and fingered her while he pushed 120 down the interstate. He’d kissed drunk boys in seedy European clubs. He’d been impossibly hot, impossibly cool.

    Moreover, he was impossibly ill-prepared for the dizzying experience of being Shane Hollander’s boyfriend. Because Shane was turning out to be a really good boyfriend, the kind that quietly handled expensive restaurant checks, the kind that made soup when he was sick and held open his coat for him.

    Ilya basically had no choice but to get hard about it.

    Or: a 5+1 of Ilya versus Shane’s boyfriendisms, told over the years.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

     

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

     

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

     

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

     

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

     

    Shane: I hate all of you.

     

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    23 Jul 2026

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    [Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit together in a sterile interrogation room. There’s a height chart on the wall behind them, and a harsh light hangs overhead. Next to them on the table is a polygraph machine.]

    Producer: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. 

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: Yes, those are our names. See how truthful I’m already being?

    Shane: You’re not even hooked up to anything yet. 

    Ilya: I’m just establishing how honest I am before we start. 

    Producer: Well, that’s good because you’re both here to take a lie detector test. The way this works is that one of you will be hooked up to the machine while the other asks questions, and then you’ll switch. Judd [the camera switches to show a man with glasses and stark white hair sitting at the polygraph machine] will be reading your results in real time. Shane, you’ll go first.

    Shane: Goody. 

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    23 Jul 2026

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  7. Rec *

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    The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL
    Shane Hollander was the only player who did not wear Pride Tape on his stick during Centaurs Pride Night

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    22 Jul 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 37

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    Shane had never really understood what made taping his hockey stick in a specific way so different from folding his pants a specific way. Why was the one something every hockey player had their own way about, but the other warranted teasing every time it was noticed.

    Parts of Shane's pre-game routine.

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    17 Jul 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 82

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    Ilya snickers, shakes his head, and mutes the television again. He pulls out his phone. Shane should be calling any minute now. 

    Ilya: Gossip channel is saying you have a new girl

    Ilya: Who you are buying jewelry for

    Ilya: Fancy Italian boutique jewelry

    Ilya: You are cheating on me? With beautiful Italian girl?

    Ilya slides further down the couch cushions and tips his head back, eyes falling closed. Facedown on his chest, his phone is a heavy, anticipatory weight. His lips twitch into a grin. 

    He knows, of course, that there’s no one else. He knows who the jewelry is for. 

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    17 Jul 2026

  10. Rec *

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    It went something like this:


    On January 10th, at approximately 3:29 a.m., a single-vehicle collision occurred on the overpass of Charlesgate over Commonwealth Ave. Witnesses at the scene and surveillance footage indicate a an orange Porsche 718 Cayman traveling northbound on Charlesgate, in the rightmost lane on the Phillip G. Bowker Overpass. Footage shows the vehicle veering suddenly off the overpass at high speeds, colliding with a nearby tree. The driver, male, approximately mid-to-late twenties, was injured and unresponsive when authorities arrived. Airbag w/out seatbelt deployed successfully. Driver was quickly transported to Massachusetts General Hospital for treatment, there identified as Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov. No other vehicles or pedestrians were involved in the collision.

    Ilya Rozanov, before and after.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    @ilyastits
    Do we think Shane is going on hot ones to get revenge for killing his white boy or this is some kinda weird foreplay?
    💭26 🔁 2k❤️ 8k

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    05 Jul 2026

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    The videos opens to Ilya Rozanov holding his hand over his mouth as he coughs, his face looking extremely red. He tries to smile through the pain of the unknown Scoville units but he looks more like he is being subjected to the worst pain known to man. The First We Feast title sequence plays. We are then greeted by Sean Evans

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    05 Jul 2026

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  13. Rec *

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    When he releases his grip on Shane’s chin, drags his knuckles along Shane’s jaw, Shane follows the touch, chasing Ilya’s fingers with his mouth.

    Fuck. He is so fucking transparent. So clearly fucking vulnerable. A careless move could break him, and Ilya is not the sort of person who can be trusted with fragile things. People don’t trust him with much at all.

    [Or: five times Shane doesn't use a safeword, and one time Ilya does.]

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    04 Jul 2026

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    ESPN @ESPN
    Video leaked of Boston Raiders player Cliff Marleau (@CMarleauRaiders) taking a nighttime tumble down the infamous Boston "cop slide."

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    Going down the "cop slide" becomes a trend among NHL players when visiting Boston, and Ilya may or may not be responsible, but no one can prove it.

    [4/6/26 - podfic now available!]

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
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    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    02 Jul 2026

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Meet Ilya Hollander-Rozanov, BSc, MSc in Economics, PhD Socioeconomics.

    It's a common thing for pro athletes in russia to get at least "fictional" higher education - players are attached to some governmental university and get a diploma without actually studying. but given Rozanov is from military family his father wouldn't allow him just to buy his diploma. Then during their relationships Ilya missed Shane in Ottawa so much, that he decided that he could use spare time to get his PhD.

    Shane Hollander finds it out by accident. And realizes this, maybe - probably, makes him very horny.
    And the world is just cracks around the news.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    A video of Ilya Rozanov attending a Lady Gaga concert back in 2011 resurfaces.
    The internet (twitter) has a lot to say about it.
    Hollanov shippers have a field day.

     

    (set a few weeks before Ilya's and Shane's involuntary outing)

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Footsteps come running over, Shane grasping at Ilya’s face, his shoulders, worry in his eyes as he looks him up and down as if making sure he’s okay. “What is it? What happened?”

    “There’s a fucking creature on your mirror, Hollander,” Ilya tells him, gesturing far wider than he needs to. “This big. Is enormous.”

    “It can’t be that big,” he mutters, then he opens the door, and starts laughing. “Oh my god.”

    “Close the door, Shane, we can’t let it out!”

    “What?” Shane opens the door even wider, the creature now fully visible in the light. It’s just as terrifying from far away, the eye spots making Ilya feel like it’s staring at him. It sees into his soul—it’s going to come for Ilya in the night and crawl all over him. Disgusting. “It’s just a moth, Ilya.”

    A bug has entered the cottage. Shane is totally cool about it. Ilya is not.

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    14 Jun 2026

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