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    “Ah.”

    “‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”

    “It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.

    Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.

    “Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”

    “What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.

    (Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)

    (It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)

    (in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)

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    22 Aug 2026

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    05 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Rather than just the closet, as a single monolith, what if there was something else in Kip and Scott's relationship that they had to contend with?

    A series of vignettes set in a canon-divergent AU; exploring living with, and learning to navigate HIV.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    [Shane Hollander is dressed in shorts and a tank top as he sits on a yoga mat in his backyard. Anya, his dog, shared with his husband, Ilya Rozanov, runs around in the background, a large stick in her mouth.]

    Ilya: [off camera] How long is this going to take?

    Shane: I dunno. Half an hour? Harris just said he needed a few different yoga poses. He’s highlighting what different players on the team do for exercise.

    Ilya: So, I have to sit here and watch you narrate a whole yoga routine?

    Shane: Yes.

    Ilya: Being married is fun.

    [Shane glares and flips off the camera. Anya can be heard barking happily.]

    Ilya: Isn’t yoga supposed to make you calm? You do not seem very calm.

    Shane: Let’s just get this over with.

    Ilya: Now you are speaking my language.

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    19 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is scared of two things: loons and Gritty, and ain't no loons out here tonight.

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    03 May 2026

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Troy grins as he watches his teammates offer ideas (not all of them particularly sane or legal, but it’s the thought that counts) and they get jotted on the board. He really is humbled that Shane would do this for him without anything in return, just as his friend.

    Troy will make sure that he’s earned Shane’s friendship.

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    22 Apr 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 8349

    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    17 Apr 2026

  10. This has been deleted, sorry!

    04 Apr 2026

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    A series of somewhat haphazardly connected social media fics that take inspo from pop/stan culture

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    27 Mar 2026

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    22 Mar 2026

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    five times shane and ilya's friends have questions about gay sex -- and one time they wish they knew less.

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    the Centaurs are a wonderful team. accepting. kind. curious. it's that last one that has Shane wondering if he’d rather be back in montreal, hiding in the closet, than here, making up for the failures of the Canadian sexual education system.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    The moment Ilya slips the wedding band onto Shane’s finger, it feels like the world goes quiet for the first time in his life.

    Peaceful in a way Shane has never known.

    They’re married. Husbands.

    And Shane is excited for all of the firsts that lie ahead of them as a married couple.
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    OR: A Bunch of "Firsts" from the First Year of Shane and Ilya's Marriage

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    24 Feb 2026

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    A Wyatt Hayes POV of Shane’s first year with the Ottawa Centaurs feat. the Centaurs realizing the rivalry is still real, Shane’s no PDA rule, workplace ‘professionalism’, an unreasonable amount of Tim Horton’s discussion, and Montreal getting their ass kicked as they deserve.

    Mostly book canon with a little bit of show canon interspersed. Tags are updated as the story evolves.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Harris launches a new series for the Centaurs' social media: having the team answer his question of the day!

    This follows the season after The Long Game, when Shane joins the team on their road to the Stanley Cup, as they answer questions like who's the hottest/funniest/most perceptive Centaur, different preferences, rituals, and more.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Five times the Centaurs show up for Pride Night on the road, imperfect and unscripted. Plus one time they do it at home, deliberately and out loud.

    Featuring: rainbow tape, merch tables, fashion mistakes, friendship bracelets, and Pride as something you do, not something you announce.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Ilya’s eyebrows raise. “This is a thing you want? For me to come inside you?”

    “Yeah—yeah.” Shane clears his throat. “It’s hot. Isn’t it?”

    “Can you not decide whether bare cock in your ass is hot?”

    “Fuck you. See if I let you—”

    Ilya takes Shane’s hand and presses a quiet kiss to his wrist, then the center of his palm. “You will let me.”

    ~~

    Or: Shane asks Ilya to fuck him without a condom.

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    07 Jan 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 2

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    Modern AU for Emmrich Volkarin of Veilguard fame and my qunari OC/Rook named Eraad. The main "canon" series is Rook Takes Mage. Contains AU silliness and little worldbuilding nuggets.

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    24 Sep 2025

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