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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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09 Jul 2024
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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- English
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- 33,059
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 21
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- 1,905
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01 Jul 2024
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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- 16/16
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10 Mar 2024
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He’s fine, though, he tells himself. He’s dealing with it. He’s dating girls, and using the excuse that he’s bad at it when Joey asks him why he never brings anyone home anymore. He’s fine.
That is, until Joey kisses him at New Year’s, and everything changes.
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Or: Chandler is in love with Joey and it's not the sort of thing you say out loud. Until, one day, it is
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13 Jan 2024
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One Night In Bangor (And the World's Your Oyster) by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jul 2019
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"All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"
Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.
"The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."
AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.
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13 Jun 2023
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Intermezzo by FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Aug 2022
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Music critic Aziraphale Fell is trying to break into the world of television, when he is signed to make a documentary about former-rockstar-turned-composer Anthony Crowley. It’s been eleven years since Aziraphale’s disastrous review of Crowley’s debut opera nipped his classical music career in the bud. He can only hope that Crowley will get over his admittedly justified grudge to make the TV show a success.
A classical music sex comedy. Yes, really.
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- 13/13
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- 4
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- 1,415
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15 Mar 2023
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Snake Husbandry by megzseattle
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jul 2020
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Image by goodomensficrecommendations on tumblrAziraphale does a little reading about how to manage the snakes in his life.
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- Part 15 of The Serpent and The Seagull
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28 Dec 2022
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Because I missed you (and I like it when you bite) by megzseattle
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Jul 2019
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Image by goodomensficrecommendations on tumblrIt's never a good idea to let an angel get lonely.
Or, rather -- when Crowley needs a longer-than-usual nap after the apocalypse that wasn't, Aziraphale ends up getting a pet snake to keep him company in the shop. Upon waking, Crowley is not amused to find he now has competition for his angel's affections. A few feathers get ruffled in the ensuing kerfuffle.
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- Part 1 of The Serpent and The Seagull
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- 7,390
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 1
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- 373
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- 2,990
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27 Dec 2022
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Cafestrovalva by x_los
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)
24 Sep 2010
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“You could very easily be poisoning these people. You might be attempting to weaken this timeline by feeding it a steady diet of anachronisms—softening it up in preparation for a larger plan. You might, Master, be capable of anything. Or at least of anything but running a tea shop.”
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27 Nov 2022
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In which Aziraphale makes more of an effort to be involved with Crowley's interests and hobbies.
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- 12/12
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26 Jun 2022
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Are we ever going to talk about this? by Psychopersonified
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
05 Apr 2020
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A how they got together story. Serves also as backstory to some of the events and characters mentioned in the KIdnapped!Q story. This takes place prior to that.
Mostly an excuse to put them in a bed together.------
“Marry me.” Bond proposes flippantly.“Pfft! With this as dowry I could have the pick of you lot. 003 is front runner at the moment. You’ll have to try harder.” Q smiles at him sweetly.
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- Part 1 of Are we ever going to talk about this?
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30 May 2022
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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- 12/12
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- 11
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- 5,604
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16 May 2022
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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- 5/5
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02 Apr 2022
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A bookshop is not a business by anactoriatalksback
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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In which Aziraphale has no intention of selling books to anyone at all, let alone this infuriatingly persistent customer. No matter how nice his cheekbones are...
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- 2/2
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- 5
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- 463
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30 Mar 2022
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Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed
Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...
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- 23/23
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30 Dec 2021
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Double O Who? by ForzaDelDestino
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, 00Q - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015)
21 Sep 2019
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James Bond returns from a post-Skyfall mission with a concussion and a degree of memory loss. As he recovers, his legendary skills, charisma, and libido appear to be undamaged but there’s a great deal he simply can’t remember. 007’s colleagues at MI6—most specifically Tanner, Moneypenny, and Q—are encouraged to jog his slowly returning memory and help fill in the gaps in his knowledge. What Q can’t quite understand is why Bond, with his past conquests of countless women, now seems to be pursuing him.
Slow-ish build and shifting POVs.- Language:
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- 21/21
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27 Dec 2021
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And Maybe We'll Sleep Tonight by torakowalski for paperclipbitch
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
24 Dec 2012
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There are many interesting things in Q-branch.
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30 Nov 2021
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After Douglas finds himself single again, he turns to the culinary arts for comfort. Martin notices that he’s put on a little padding…enthusiastically. For original prompt on cabinpres_fic, click here.
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28 Oct 2021
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A virus that turns people in to half decayed walking corpses takes over the world just as Q and James head out to attend a conference in Rome. Stranded over a thousand kilometres from home, surrounded by the infected, gangs, and wilderness, Bond is tasked with the mission to get his Quartermaster back to MI6 to help save the world.
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- 35/35
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24 Sep 2021
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Q has been in love for two years, six months, and twelve days when James Bond walks away, leaving him with a bleeding head and a broken heart on a dark and noisy London bridge.
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- 6,002
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- 188
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Bookmarked by Diminua
03 Nov 2020