18 Bookmarks by Discommbopulated

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    “…So.” Crowley glances fleetingly at Aziraphale, then double-takes at his imploring expression in alarm. “Sorry, what—what was the question? Again?”

    “A couple,” says Aziraphale. “We’re a couple. You know that, I know that, you said your whole ‘the group of the two of us’ bit. And even God…” He trails off uncomfortably. No use getting into all of that now, months after the whole Second-Not-Coming nonsense. He asks, “But are we a… ‘Valentine’s Day’ sort of couple?”

    “I don’t even know what that means,” Crowley protests desperately.

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    It’s their first Valentine's Day as that sort of couple, and Aziraphale and Crowley are determined to do as humans do. Five times London finds a way to ruin their perfect night, and the one time a perfect night finds them.

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    23 Feb 2025

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    Aziraphale ascends to the highest level of the Archangels. And he remembers—well. It’s not important what he remembers.

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    23 Feb 2025

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    The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
    These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
    Best viewed in "Entire Work" mode!

    Say hello to me on Tumblr!

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    27/27
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    20 Jun 2024

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    Everyone’s had a go at reuniting them but you. Would you like a shot?

    A collaborative Choose Your Own Adventure story!

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    23 May 2023

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    Stede Bonnet is hot for the guy installing security cameras in his office.

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    13 May 2023

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    19 Mar 2023

  7. This has been deleted, sorry!

    04 Mar 2023

  8. Public Bookmark 95

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    He has a wedding ring. They don’t talk about it.

    He has kids. Ed’s seen the photos. They don’t talk about it.

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    28 Feb 2023

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    Ed has a mostly work-from-home office job. He is rich and successful, but he hates it. And it’s not the job; he just hates working. Always has, always will. A bright spot comes into his dreary, digital world when a new coworker, Stede Bonnet, shows up on screen during a biweekly committee call. A work crush might spice things up. But before he can act on said crush, Ed has to figure out if Stede hates working as much as he does. (An office AU but not a "The Office" AU.)

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    03 Dec 2022

  10. Public Bookmark 28

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    For as long as Ed can remember, he’s dreamed of other lives. 

    It started as a child, falling asleep curled on a cot, trying to block out the sound of his father in the next room. Knees drawn up and hands over his ears, he would imagine. He would be open, in the part of the day it was safe to be so, and let ideas and play and adventure surge through him until he fell asleep. He would think of the man he would be, or would think of being a child in a different home.

    Sometimes, of being a child still in this home, just him and mum. Made that one come true, but it wasn’t quite how he had imagined, in the end.

     Ed would fall asleep already dreaming, and as consciousness receded his mind would pick up the loose strings and run with the narrative. And it’s never stopped.

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    27 Nov 2022

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    27 Nov 2022

  12. Public Bookmark 86

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    What’s next is a week of silence.

    Stede returns to Spanish Jackie's.

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    20 Nov 2022

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    20 Nov 2022

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    The 80s are in full swing, and the golden decade of Nintendo Gameboys’ and Sony Walkmans’ has never looked better. In the neon jungle, Stede Bonnet, a young salaryman, meets enigmatic mechanic apprentice Edward Teach, and the pair strike up an unlikely friendship via fax machine, page beepers and gifts in the mail.

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    18 Nov 2022

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    Ed is an engineer aboard the Revenge, an interplanetary research vessel on a multi-year mission to study Jupiter's moon Europa. An accident requires that Ed awaken from cryostasis over six months early, and finds his only companion to be Stede, the ship's onboard AI. They develop an unconventional friendship, but is it possible to have more?

    This is classic mutual pining with a sci-fi twist, inspired by all of my favorite stories about the nature of personhood.
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    “You–” Ed was struggling to parse what Stede was saying. “You’re playing your version of this song for me, right now? Like, in real time?”

    “Yes, Edward, that’s correct,” said Stede softly.

    Ed’s brain momentarily seized up. He supposed it made sense that Stede was capable of learning a set of rules to do something like arrange and play a piece of music. There was something unnerving about this song, though. It felt, well–it felt organic . Reactive. Almost collaborative in a way. Ed was lost in the push and pull of it, until the last notes softly petered out.

    “So, what did you think?” asked Stede. It sounded nervous again. Why the hell would someone program an anxiety response into a bot?

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    Chapters:
    21/21
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    07 Nov 2022

  16. Public Bookmark 70

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    “How long have I been asleep?” Stede asks him.

    “Dead,” Ed corrects. “Stede, you— You’ve been dead. For hours.”

    Stede stares at him from between Ed’s hands. His eyes are still just as warm and familiar and living as they’ve always been. He blinks; he seems okay; he’s alive. Or—

    He’s alive enough, anyway. Ed doesn’t care about the rest.

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    47
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    297
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    4,130

    10 Oct 2022

  17. Public Bookmark 42

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    Blackbeard's reputation as a tough dom was widely known, but it just isn't as exciting for him as it used to be. Then he meets an unexpected, handsome blond man at a play party.

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    09 Oct 2022

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    Stede, a history professor specializing in the golden age of piracy, is fascinated when art professor Edward Teach joins his humble university’s faculty. Even more fascinating are the rumors that Ed is actually the famous, anonymous artist, Blackbeard. Stede falls a little bit in love. Then a lot.

    Across the academic year, Stede tips headfirst into dizzying romance, mind-blowing sex, and happiness he couldn't have dreamed up if he'd tried. He learns lessons he never knew he needed, forcing him to reevaluate everything from his career goals to his relationships with his children. Ed is at the center of it all, teaching Stede at every turn exactly how wonderful life can be—and the startling speed with which fear and hesitation could snatch away his newfound love.

    Eventually, the only thing that matters for them both is learning enough about love to stop it from slipping through their fingers.

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    Chapters:
    34/34
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    2,088
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    3,454
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    1,181
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    182,556

    03 Oct 2022

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